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Strat, Ha! Ya never know!
These days, anything is possible. Obviously!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 30, 2005 at 10:44 PM
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Wow. Technology comes up with the damndest stuff.
What are they gonna think of next? I suppose an alarm in a pair of boxers could be called "Lo Jock..."
posted by
strat
on May 30, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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Wow, saul! What a story!
Actually, it really does have a false alarm thingie on it. I'm not sure how it works, though.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 30, 2005 at 12:08 PM
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TigerP,
Actually, I think they can detect the difference. That's what they
say anyway!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 30, 2005 at 12:06 PM
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mary,
False alarm!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 30, 2005 at 12:05 PM
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ginnieb, no doubt!
I wonder if they have a special detection for that?
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 30, 2005 at 12:04 PM
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I like this idea, Spitfire, but an accelerated heartbeat due to precoital
anticipation or a near-miss collision cannot be so different from the fear engendered heartbeat of a mugging or attempted rape. I have a feeling there will be quite a few false alarms with these bras. And Victoria's Secret would no longer simply be the (somewhat) concealed flesh, but the hidden transmission that Tom Cruise just set off again in that dippy woman in Apartment B with the shrine to
Legend in the corner. And can you imagine the men's reactions to being interrupted (barring the fact that they weren't muggers or rapists, of course)? Husbands would be telling their wives before a planned hot night not to wear that damned bra, 'cause the last time resulted in an embarrassing episode with the police. And the wife would be saying something like, oh, honey, but remember that time my breasts caught that carjacker? Better safe than sorry, she adds, while inadvertently adding to his erectile dysfunction.
posted by
saul_relative
on May 30, 2005 at 8:33 AM
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Or if you're on a roller coaster
or just incredibly excited about something (or someone, which takes us back to the, ahem, yeah... that thing)
posted by
tigerprincess
on May 29, 2005 at 9:33 PM
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Spitfire,
Could be embarrassing... uh, is is hot in here or is it just me....Reereereee!
posted by
Blanche.
on May 29, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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Wow Spitfire...
...wouldn't want to be wearing the bra in the middle of a 'hot and heavy' moment...could be awfully embarrassing! ;)
posted by
ginnieb
on May 29, 2005 at 6:36 PM
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