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- Go to Shut That &*%$#*&-&*^%#@ Thing Off Already!! What's Wrong With People?
Strat,
Yeah baby! Now
that would be great!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 16, 2005 at 8:52 PM
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I HATE CAR ALARMS.
Hate them. But I did have a great ride one time, a classic POS known by all as "Sputnik." Sputnik had lost a part to the muffler or manifold, and was probably the loudest, most obnoxious Honda CVCC wagon ever on the road. It had a special talent -- I could punch the accelerator and it would backfire at will. Sounded like a howitzer.
What good is being able to backfire at will? Not much, really, but it's great for doing the early morning drive by set off of car alarms of people you don't like...
posted by
strat
on May 15, 2005 at 6:46 PM
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saul-relative, well thank you!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 15, 2005 at 1:08 PM
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OBP, I know!
Those assholes that blast music in their cars are the worst! What's up with the bass pounding so loud I can feel it in MY chest?? The distortion is aweful, too. I can't imagine being in that car if it's that loud in mine. Yeah, and those damn car alarms are just plain stupid.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 15, 2005 at 1:08 PM
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Spitfire: Just doing a little hit and miss blogging this month. My people
feel neglected, so...
posted by
saul_relative
on May 15, 2005 at 7:23 AM
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SF
Those things make me nutz too. First of all my neighbor sets his (like anyone would want his piece of shit). I mean we are the only two people on this lane. Then the other night it was stormin and the damm thing went off sometime in the wee hour of the morning. It was going off for better than a half hour before he gets his ass in gear and shuts the darn thing off.
They make me nutz for another reason. Shoppin, coming out of the store and you will typically hear no less than 2 of those suckers. Then they get in and the speakers are so loud from music the darn cars look like their viberating. Then there are pages on web sites people once again think ya wanta hear their tunes, most times they sound really bad, if not worse. All this coming from someone who loves music. Well, at least with the computer you can mute the suckers..All these things get into my free air space and it pisses me off. Didn't mean to go on, but yeah, people should be a little more considerate...
posted by
Offy
on May 15, 2005 at 4:46 AM
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cantey1975, glad you enjoyed it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 14, 2005 at 10:24 PM
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saul-relative, HEY! Where have ya been!
Great to hear from ya! Yeah, there are so many f-ing morons out there! Makes me crazy.
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 14, 2005 at 10:23 PM
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doigotta, I don't mind so much but I'd rather be called
SF for short!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 14, 2005 at 10:21 PM
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Oh, and Jimmy, just saw that second comment...
Yes, of course I was. You know my personal way of showing affection. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 14, 2005 at 10:20 PM
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Thank you for further proving my point, Jimmy!
posted by
SpitFire70
on May 14, 2005 at 10:19 PM
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Ah, I love it when my sentiments
are echoed with such presision.
posted by
calmcantey75
on May 14, 2005 at 10:04 PM
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Hey, Spitfire, the only thing more annoying than a f**king alarm
that goes off without anyone responding is when you have dueling car alarms. It's like the retarded twin brothers of the blonde kid in deliverance had to go a-Wal-Mart shopping at exactly the same moment or something. Then there's always the fucking moron who can't turn his off (this always happens in the middle of the night), so you have the alarm, the local dogs, and Billybob cussing his fucking alarm. Fucking idiots, all. Way to prevent car theft, you gullible simpletons.
Good post, Spitfire.
posted by
saul_relative
on May 14, 2005 at 7:16 PM
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Spit, Do you mind if I call you spit? LOL, I agree car alarms are foolish!
posted by
doigotta
on May 14, 2005 at 5:55 PM
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And of course you were just being you...
ya loon...
posted by
jimmy68
on May 14, 2005 at 5:33 PM
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If I were to break in to a car (hypotheticly) and have the alarm go off...
I'd just keep on riffling it, loading cd's into my backpack, all nonchalant...might take time to go under dash and rip out all the wires just to see if it would shut up, might not. The last thing a car theif is going to do is run, that attracts attention, while the alarm does not.
posted by
jimmy68
on May 14, 2005 at 5:32 PM
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