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reality is in the eyes of the beholder
actually i'm real in another universe.
this one is unreal
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 25, 2005 at 2:47 PM
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e_h_p
Didn't you read the post?
I made you up in order to help test people.
You are not real.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 16, 2005 at 3:56 PM
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so son
here we are, Father and Son.
but thing is we have so many of these other wannabe gods running around here.
what do we do with them?
be patient and let me guide you and -- problem is -- gods are supposed to live forever aren't they (unless someone knocks them off)?
don't reveal too many mysteries to these frail humans -- they just wouldn't understand -- some even could use it against us.
But we're smarter than they are aren't we? No need to fear then.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 16, 2005 at 8:21 AM
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Experience
I am getting the feeling that you are taking something here way out of context and are purely missing the point I am trying to make. It seems that every one else understand the level of triviality I am putting into this claim.
Oh, and by the way, the egg came first, of that I have no doubt.
Most of your question were very much Biblical and based off the ideas presented in the Bible. Many of your questions I could answer much better than any religious leader would be able to. At least the ones not purely taken from Biblical ideas, which I answered by simply saying they were man made and so need no answer.
You are taking yourself too seriously and missing the simple point of all that I say. I can not help but wonder if I have not hit a nerve with what I am saying. You should know by now not to read my posts if you can not control your emotions when your beliefs are challenged by what I say.
The simple fact is that the only way to disprove my claim to being God is to present evidence that would counter the existence of you idea of God as well.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 15, 2005 at 7:27 PM
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The Bible God
The questions I asked does not have anything to do with the biblical God. The God of the Universe whether he is or not the Biblical God. I don't believe in religion anymore either. And it was times I thought myself God was an abusive God. But God is the creator of all things. I really am sick of all these conflicts concerning God and who is the real one. You believe what you want and Ibelieve what I want.
posted by
Experience
on May 15, 2005 at 6:05 PM
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zenresistance
No, I can not (Which was partially the point of the post, anyone can make the claim and more or less due to the ideas of faith, you can not prove it one way or the other). But I have no real problem with competition. You have to remember I am not claiming to be the Biblical God here, just God. Now the Bible does say there are other gods out there. You can come in as being one of my adversary gods if you wish. It could help to build up some interesting conflict for the writings for which the faith shall be based on.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 15, 2005 at 3:08 PM
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Experience
What goes into a seed? The knowledge you ask for I can give you, but you would not understand it nor would it make a difference. I have given you my claim and it is down to pure faith as to if you believe it or now. The Biblical idea of God does not give you any of those answers either, yet you are willing to show complete blind faith to that version.
AS for your Biblical question, I shall make the claim that of that is junk that was credited and used by man in order to corrupt people into following a very false idea of a god that will only lead you to an unfulfilled life.
I am answering you just as honestly as your idea of God answers you, yet you wills till put you faith into the Biblical God and not into my claims as being God. Right there you have only helped to prove my point. You follow a batch of claims made by someone and believe them to be true, yet there is just as much proof to back up those claims as there is to back up my present claim of me being God.
You see cia n use the exact same logic used by religion as a whole in order ot defend the idea I am God. Right now you are doubting me, but since I am not the jerk the Biblical God is I am not going to take it personally and figure that someday you might come around and see the light.
It really upsets me that you run around telling people that they just need to accept your idea of God blindly and have faith, and yet when I make the same claim you do nothing but purely question me as being God and are just not willing to take that step of faith. It is a sad double standard that I have to deal with, but as I said, I am truly a forgiving God and will not hod it against you.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 15, 2005 at 3:03 PM
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fair enough
But you can't prove to me that I am not God either.
Watch out, or you may become only one in a Blogit pantheon.
posted by
zenresistance
on May 15, 2005 at 11:58 AM
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Questions
What goes into a seed. How do you create the seed? How do you create the creations? What is Metatron 76 names? Who is Jibril? What are the Angels jobs and which day and hour? And name all the Angels. Name the 70 names of the childbed amulet Angels? Who is the Angel that cures stupidity? How do you create Virtue?
What's the exact age of God? How many Heavens are there? How many sands and stars are there? How do you create the stars? What comes first the chicken or the egg? What is the hieght and width of the Almighty God. How many wings does he have? How many children does he have. What color is Almighty God?
If you are Almighty God you know all things so you will know the answers without looking them up.How do you mold and shape a soul to be worthy of God Amighty?
posted by
Experience
on May 15, 2005 at 9:37 AM
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my age is also denoted in my name
I am 1,975 years old.
so you are superior to me. You Live.
posted by
calmcantey75
on May 14, 2005 at 9:07 PM
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Uhh Kooka -- does this mean that the world is only 29 years old???
I own suits older than the planet earth ....whooda thunk? Or was reading your
about me page, to find out your age, another test?
posted by
gomedome
on May 14, 2005 at 9:04 PM
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actually, its all starting to make sense
now I see why your name is " Kooka Lives".
the " Lives" denotes an eternal existing being.
you've been preparing us for this moment all along haven't you?
the Unveiling.
posted by
calmcantey75
on May 14, 2005 at 7:43 PM
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Metta
I have a profit and now I have a believer as well.
This is going good so far.
I am going to need some poor sap to use as a hero and allow himself to die doing something in my name.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 14, 2005 at 7:36 PM
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cantey 1975
Well, if I created a false father to prove a point I must have created false sister as well then, since if you keep up with things you will see mention of her (Not my adoptive sister, Ariala, a biological one). So the myths would have me with a sister.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 14, 2005 at 7:34 PM
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are you the Second Coming?
or are you an only child?
posted by
calmcantey75
on May 14, 2005 at 5:01 PM
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of course you are!
posted by
Metta
on May 14, 2005 at 4:57 PM
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