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actually what
you wrote is quite sufficient.
so I will place my blessing on my son's procalmations.
And, since I am the Father, then I reserve the right to make proclamations of my own.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 19, 2005 at 7:20 AM
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and sitll another
What, me worry?
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 18, 2005 at 7:11 AM
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one more
it's crackers to slip a rozzer dropsy in snide.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 18, 2005 at 7:11 AM
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more proclamations from this god's father.
1. Turn out the lights when you leave the room.
2. Leave a place in better condition than you found it, if you can; if not, leave it at least in the same condition as you found it.
3. Chew your food.
4. If you talk too much when you get drunk and reveal secrets, etc. that you shouldn't, then it might be a good idea not to get drunk.
5. Honor thy Father.
6. Send your Father gifts on Father's Day, his birthday, Christmas and a couple other times a year.
7. When your Father visits, wait on him hand and foot.
8. Don't spend so much money that you'll be in debt the rest of your life.
9. Oh yes, never a borrower nor a lender be.
10. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 18, 2005 at 7:10 AM
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ok hold on let me think
yeeehaaa!
that's what Han Solo said when he came up behind Darth Vader at the end of Episode 4 and sent him spiraling away into outer space and Luke was then able to finish off the Death Star.
When I find a more profound proclamation I'll give it.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 17, 2005 at 2:57 PM
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e_h_p
Now you're in trouble. This is sacred week for Star Wars and here you are using Star Trek quotes in my comments sections. That is a grave offense.
posted by
kooka_lives
on May 16, 2005 at 3:58 PM
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NOW FOR A REAL PROCLAMATION
live long and prosper
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 16, 2005 at 2:19 PM
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remember
you're just a kid
you need some guidance
that's what i'm here for.
been there done that.
i'll let you lay down a few rules for now
but i'll have to get back with you later.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 16, 2005 at 8:26 AM
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Kooka, I want to help you
I can't worship you, alas, for reasons you know, but.......
I can tell you that you will attract many followers and disciples...and you will have to train them.
this is hard work so I would like to offer help
since you will have to train them to efficiantly and effectively carry out your will and spread your message
here is a link to a tutorial video that will give you a head start in training your new followers:
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=fartingpreacher3.wmv
please take the time to view this video, you'll thank me for it.
posted by
calmcantey75
on May 15, 2005 at 3:24 AM
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