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JJ_Wilde
I'm telling ya...it's getting a little weird around here... You do have the map to the emergency secret exit portal don't you? We're gonna need it...AAAAAAAHHH!!!
posted by
mysteria
on May 9, 2005 at 8:52 PM
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mysteria,
Thank you very much. I am so glad that we have a well-qualified appliance advisor on board. I will certainly come to you when another problem arises. The clothes dryer seems to be cooking up something, and it could mean trouble. It's size makes me a little nervous.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 9, 2005 at 1:58 AM
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JJ_Wilde
Oh no! William and Mary won't do...That toaster insists on going to Harvard.
posted by
mysteria
on May 8, 2005 at 5:58 PM
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food4thought
ooh yes...I started it...But now it seems that the ice shaver is in cahoots.
posted by
mysteria
on May 8, 2005 at 5:56 PM
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mysteria,
I said something along the same line to my toaster. It became angry and overcooked the toast. When I jammed a fork down its throat to take the toast away, it began spitting sparks. I ripped the cord out of the wall, took it to the back yard, and hosed it down until it hid nothing inside. I threw it into the grapefruit tree, and left it there for the rest of the day. It has been a very well-mannered toaster ever since. It's yawning maws now smile at me. 
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on May 8, 2005 at 5:03 AM
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Was it the...
Good toaster or the evil toaster? Oh yeah, it is a fiend, well a fiend in need is a fiend indeed. Remember, you started it. ~snicker~
posted by
food4thought
on May 7, 2005 at 8:56 PM
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Hammock_Noweilz Oh man this sh*t is too funny I tell ya right now
I'll testify...
posted by
mysteria
on May 7, 2005 at 7:39 PM
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Truth
lols, so true.
posted by
Hammock_Noweilz
on May 7, 2005 at 7:24 PM
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