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Ol' NozzleNose JJ, Um, eeew. I'm definitely NOT into learning that trick.
Blach.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 11:19 PM
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Spitly,
(notice I changed your name for this comment.) I knew a guy who could burp the alphabet, but he could only do it in English. In Spanish he couldn't do a bunch of the letters. I worked on doing it for a long time, but I don't think anyone can do it unless they are real good at reloading their stomach with burp air, and I was always had trouble with that.
What's really neat is what I call ''The Cowboy Nose Blow.'' You hold your nostril on one side, do kind of a tricky head tilt toward the other side, and blow your nose out into space. You have to lean forward and out in the right direction to keep from messing up your horse and saddle and pants. If you're walking, that's real easy. You have to do it once for each side, but man, the snot really flys! It's one of the most fun things I know how to do.
JJ Ol' NozzleNose
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 25, 2005 at 10:42 PM
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But, Quirky, belching the alphabet would be kewl!!
But I really do long for the skill to cough up this icky stuff.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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And...my previous rebuttal comment to yours was about belching the alphabet, dearie, which WON'T help you!!
posted by
Julia.
on April 25, 2005 at 9:35 PM
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okay, sorry. apparently it would come in handy in your present condition. but it's still way gross.
posted by
Julia.
on April 25, 2005 at 9:34 PM
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PoopyH, here's a hint...
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 9:32 PM
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Well, damn, Poopy! Re-read the post!
Then you'll remember why! (It's certainly NOT to keep boys away from me!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 9:30 PM
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beats me.
Maybe she got more of the male chromosome. anyway, why would you want to aspire to accomplish this morbid task??
posted by
Julia.
on April 25, 2005 at 9:25 PM
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Quirky, actually, I was also born a female!!
So was Rachel. So, how come she can belch the alphabet??
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 9:14 PM
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Ug...gross...so glad I was born a female.
posted by
Julia.
on April 25, 2005 at 8:57 PM
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Okay, Rach, now I am SERIOUSLY JEALOUS OF YOU!!
Damn. No fair.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 8:31 PM
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Alf, can ya get me that doctor's phone number??
I wanna hock a big ol' loogey!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 8:30 PM
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Bless you, Symphony!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 8:29 PM
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You're very welcome, JJ.
Thought you'd be happy about this, though. You are the one who said you wanted us to share everything with each other! hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 8:28 PM
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Spitfire...
You just were not blessed with the snot manipulation gene, a hereditary trait, only found in 1/3 of the female population. I believe there is a simple operation that can be done to tighten up your snot expelling muscles, though it is very painful it could provide you with years of joyous loogyfication. Good luck
posted by
A_Norseman
on April 25, 2005 at 11:44 AM
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LOL
I can burp the alphabet! :) Never would have guessed that, huh?
posted by
RachelAnna
on April 25, 2005 at 11:08 AM
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LOL............EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
posted by
_Symphony_
on April 25, 2005 at 4:27 AM
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Stop it!!!
I'm leaving now. Thanks a snot.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 25, 2005 at 3:49 AM
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FactorF, a little "slimey?" Hmmm, wonder what THAT means??!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 3:05 AM
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Thanks, Strat!! Me too!
Dang, this SUCKS! I can't stop coughing!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 3:03 AM
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Darrke, but WHEN does it actually cough out???
Still waiting!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 2:36 AM
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Original_Influence, sorry if I sneezed on ya there!!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 25, 2005 at 2:34 AM
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I'm laughing, but I'm feeling your pain, too.
My little town has never been more beautiful than this spring. It has also never registered off worldly measurements for allergens per square inch of air.
Hope you get over all this soon.
posted by
strat
on April 24, 2005 at 9:30 PM
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Spitfire...regarding the source of that snot...
I believe you can locate a lot of it over in /*censored*/ 's blog... watch your step though it's a little slimey...
(very sorry, it seems I have fallen off the wagon already. I will have to confess to Symphony now...)
posted by
FactorFiction
on April 24, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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Sounds a little like my allergies...just when I think I've drained ALL my body fluids, here comes round 2. And that snot ball? It never really goes down, does it? Just keeps coming back day after day until you do manage to cough it out.
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 24, 2005 at 7:49 PM
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I hope you feel better soon!
posted by
Original_Influence
on April 24, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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