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Wait, Cass...that brings another question to my mind...
Where did "who cut the cheese" come from??
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 21, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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Cass,
Well, even
that is better than bread! Cheese is probably harder to slice!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 21, 2005 at 4:18 PM
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The next best thing since sliced cheese...??? *grin*
posted by
Ca88andra
on April 21, 2005 at 3:55 PM
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Darrke, I know, but people still do use it and I just don't get
it!! Can't we coin anything more modern?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 20, 2005 at 10:36 PM
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It's all that subliminal advertising...
I haven't used that "since sliced bread" since I was in a class where one guy used "since canned beer." I don't even like beer...but that's what I always think now.
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 20, 2005 at 9:41 PM
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JJ,
You're scawwing me now. More than I was before. Yeeks. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 20, 2005 at 9:05 PM
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Talion, so can I assume he'll be in the right-wing's extremists' bed
tomorrow morning?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 20, 2005 at 8:59 PM
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Oh, Mark, must I explain everything to you?
Geez. Now go flush already!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 20, 2005 at 8:58 PM
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Well Spiffy,
You want to know why that stuff sticks in your head like super glue? There's a street in NYC called Madison Avenue. Those guys are true experts on the human brain. I'll wager they have paid millions to psychiatrists and psychologists to study the nature of the human mind relative to memories, subliminal suggestions, etc, etc, ad dementia. They program your brain to buy products that you neither want nor need. They even know how to create ads that irritate you to a powerlessness through which they can sneak messages.
We aren't a bunch of dummies; Madison Avenue has arcane powers that go far beyond our imaginations. I personally believe that they are a very advanced culture of extraterrestrials who have landed here and started institutions to rob the planet blind and eventually, through the knowledge that they gain, use religious belief to enslave the people beyond salvation. JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 20, 2005 at 8:12 PM
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SpitFire70
I don't think you have to worry about the plastic Burger King guy. If you think about it, he only shows up at the homes of men who live alone, which brings a whole new dimension to the adds. Just wait until the right-wing extremists notice...
posted by
Talion
on April 20, 2005 at 7:14 PM
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Wait a minute....toilets are automatic?
I thought they were just little indoor septic tanks. Why else would there be a lid on them? Now I'm confused.
posted by
mark2556
on April 20, 2005 at 6:39 PM
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