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Un-I-H, I would certainly not be afraid of meeting you.
In fact, I bet me and you could talk about shit like this all night!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 13, 2005 at 6:36 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah, everyone always tells me not to admit I'm a vamp...vampire, but I'm
like that guy in Queen of the Damned...I believe in living in the open and rocking out, you know?

posted by Ariala on April 13, 2005 at 1:52 PM | link to this | reply

Carolyn
"Fess up" to bipolar?! What has the world come to when it's considered confession to say you have a mental illness?

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 1:45 PM | link to this | reply

Mia
Spiders are just like the mob. Whack one of their guys, they send one out to whack you. =P

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 1:44 PM | link to this | reply

People can be so ignorant... when I told a Pastor last week that I have Bi-Polar Disorder, he said "I wouldn't 'fess up to that."  What else wouldn't the man "fess up to." Did he ever give his lying self away.  I'm really sorry to hear about all that UHacker... people can be so fearful and ignorant.  The people I enjoy most are like me... eccentric and off kilter.  So what?  I just have to accept myself and not receive other peoples fear and ignorance.

posted by cmoe on April 13, 2005 at 12:38 PM | link to this | reply

Uni,
You'd definitely be interesting to meet in person...scary, no more than the dang spider that bit me last night...karma, I tell ya.

posted by MiaElla on April 13, 2005 at 12:05 PM | link to this | reply

Hacker, Pffft, puh-leez, Tell her to get a life.   

posted by Blanche. on April 13, 2005 at 11:13 AM | link to this | reply

Mary
I had actually thought just about the same thing. I admit that for a split second I wanted her to call so that it could get thrown in her face that she's ultra paranoid. But no, it'd be better not to stir the hornet's nest any more.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 11:06 AM | link to this | reply

Unidentified Hacker,

What exactly does roomie's girlfriend think that the police would do if she called them to "warn" them?  So far, thank God, nobody gets locked up for what they might do.  "911, what is your emergency?"  "It's this guy in my boyfriend's house, he's really scary, he watches scary movies and has photos of mass murderers taped to his computer."  "Sorry, ma'am, that's not a crime in the state of California, if it were most producers, directors and writers would be in jail, don't waste our time." 

posted by Blanche. on April 13, 2005 at 11:05 AM | link to this | reply

gypsy
Staying away sounds like a good idea to me.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 10:52 AM | link to this | reply

Hell Hacker...
The only thing about you that scares me is that you might harm yourself. But I think you have it under control. You aren't scary in the least. Weird...well, yah...kinda goes with your schitzophrenia. You're bound to be a bit different. Roomies gf needs to stop jumping to conclusions or just stay away.

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on April 13, 2005 at 10:49 AM | link to this | reply

Hacker, you're smart.

posted by Ariala on April 13, 2005 at 10:41 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala
Oh I am. You scare the bejesus out of me. Big time.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 10:38 AM | link to this | reply

Talion
I guess I can only hope that someday they'll want to.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 10:38 AM | link to this | reply

Hacker, of all the people on this network, I'd find meeting you most
 intriguing.  I am not afraid of you in the least...but you, my dear, should be afraid of me.  

posted by Ariala on April 13, 2005 at 10:11 AM | link to this | reply

Unidentified_Hacker
You can't help them unless they want to understand.

posted by Talion on April 13, 2005 at 10:01 AM | link to this | reply

fiber is on the grocery list..and yup. "Crazy psycho bitch" is what I am
called around my stompin ground.  I do go a little nutty but only on people who come to MY house and deserve it.  and what's crazy anyway?  what's normal?  who defines what's normal?  Or crazy?  So I'm not crazy because I tolerate only so much and I like to read and learn about certain things.  people are assholes.  the world needs a little fiber.

posted by Kiddo75 on April 13, 2005 at 9:56 AM | link to this | reply

CHELLYBELLY
Might I suggest more fiber in your diet? And you're right, it seems like if you're not in the trade or studying to be in the trade, you're just considered crazy.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 9:52 AM | link to this | reply

I have a bad headache this morning...so my shit (haha) ain't comin' out
right.  I meant to say we are not weird or potential mass murderers because we inform ourselves of such things.  How do the officials handle situations?  They must have some kind of training, huh?  I guess you have to be in school studying to be a CSI or other sorts to not be just a fucking freak.

posted by Kiddo75 on April 13, 2005 at 9:46 AM | link to this | reply

not compared to the comments going on in my section, so just
go right ahead...

posted by Kiddo75 on April 13, 2005 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply

CHELLYBELLY
Here's to enjoying the things that scare the paranoid. And hey, I thought your comment went just fine =P

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply

Ah, fecal humor.  Gotta love it.

posted by roofpig on April 13, 2005 at 9:42 AM | link to this | reply

roofpig
I am honoured to think that one such as you would do the hanging out with me. As for your chonies problems, accept my heartfelt sympathy. Find your way to the nearest lavatory and ditch the soiled underbritches in the garbage. Be sure to pull a sufficient amount of hand towels out of the dispenser and load them on top of your load. God this comment is dirty.

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 9:41 AM | link to this | reply

My GOD!!! If someone came and looked up my history right now...

I swear I'd be hauled off and NEVER let out.  I am constantly reading true crime, serial killers, strange deaths,  reading about child molestors and their characteristics - (because I do have 2 kids and it's important to know signs!) I constantly stay on that damn crime library site.  At any given moment, my computer is filled with horror, death, destruction, murders, slayings...etc.  Shit, I had a point to all this. 

I guess I'm saying, I read all of it because I want to know what's out there, to make myself and my home safe, and it just intrest me.  I'm getting off this comment section now because this comment did not go at all the way I wanted!  lol.... I'm with ya, is what I should have said I guess.  It's the ones who freak out over hearing anything or paranoid, I watch. 

posted by Kiddo75 on April 13, 2005 at 9:40 AM | link to this | reply

fwmystic
Of course! What was I thinking?! Quickly everyone, follow rule 11!

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 9:34 AM | link to this | reply

Pfff.  Dude, you'd be one of the first people here on Blogit that I'd want to hang out with.  People worry way too much.  "Oh no, something bad happened on the news again!  Let's all poop our pants and cry about how the world is a dangerous place!"  And of course the news neglects to mention the ten fantasticly great things that happened that day because violence, not sugar, sells.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to change my undies.

posted by roofpig on April 13, 2005 at 9:32 AM | link to this | reply

What's wrong with No. 11?
“11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.”

Sound advice.

posted by fwmystic on April 13, 2005 at 9:31 AM | link to this | reply

Talion
Amen. But how could I ever help them to understand?

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 9:19 AM | link to this | reply

People fear what they don't understand.

posted by Talion on April 13, 2005 at 9:18 AM | link to this | reply

An Afterword to the post
Yes I love Hannibal Lecter. Yes I don't mind being surrounded by the images and sounds of terrible crimes. In fact I like it. Yes I post "scary" pictures of me (If you read the post where I explained how to do it, you'll see it's a joke. Something to do for fun). My tastes and interests are different than most peoples'. So what?

posted by Unidentified_Hacker on April 13, 2005 at 9:02 AM | link to this | reply