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Darrke, you've actually had HR meetings telling you all to
take a shower before work? OMG! That's a new one! Never heard that before! Geez. You must have some stinky people running around!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 7, 2005 at 1:31 PM
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Sometimes we assume too much. Like those HR orientation classes - you know the ones that tell you to take a shower before coming to work, etc. Never assume they know anything.
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 7, 2005 at 12:54 PM
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JJ, uh, yes, I've done about a million neuters on dogs and cats
but a scapel is used. I've never seen one ripped out before. And, yeah, the story is wild, but true. However, I can't elaborate on it anymore cause I wasn't there.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 6, 2005 at 5:19 PM
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Spits,
I thought I was here and didn't answer someone's question. I just came back, and found I was right.
Surely you have seen the operation done on male dogs. You have probably seen that all the marbles don't just come rolling out just because one part of the bag got ripped. I'm sure that the peritoneum extends into the scrotum. All of the organs attach, albeit somewhat loosely, to the various folds in the peritoneum. If the organs weren't held in place by some means, we would all be stumbling around trying to rearrange livers, lungs, kidneys, intestines, bladders, etc., etc. As you know, that isn't our situation. If the testicles weren't held in place within the scrotum, they would get all tangled up before we were even able to reproduce. It's not a simple plop, plop, fizz, fizz deal.
My question is, how the hell did they happen to be hiding the missing part in her mouth? Was she unconcious? Dead? The whole story has too many loose ends for me.... 
JJ 
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 6, 2005 at 1:55 AM
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OBP, She didn't bite it off! She RIPPED it off with her bare hand!
Yeeeeooouuucchhh!
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 5, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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SPITFIRE
I have heard of men who only have one, but not because anyone bit it off.. OUCH!!!
posted by
Offy
on April 5, 2005 at 8:50 PM
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Darrke, I would assume that would be common knowledge,
but who am I to judge?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 5, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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Maybe we need a class in how to have sex...rule #1...if your partner is not willing at the moment, don't rip off the equipment.
posted by
DarrkeThoughts
on April 5, 2005 at 12:36 PM
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I totally understand that thinking, Jimmy!
(Well, not totally, but I can only imagine!!)
Yeeks.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 5, 2005 at 12:20 AM
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ouch...
I don't even want to think ...
posted by
jimmy68
on April 4, 2005 at 11:59 PM
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I'm here, I'm here! GEEZ!
I go away for a minute and ya lose it! K, so what now?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 4, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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Ah, fuh cryin' out loud. Gone again. She sure gets around.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 4, 2005 at 9:31 PM
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How about PSYCHICK?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 4, 2005 at 9:27 PM
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Me sykick(I think that's right)?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on April 4, 2005 at 9:27 PM
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hey, you are psychic?
That can't be right, PSYCHIC, can it? Maybe I just never looked at it the same way before.
What were you going to ask? JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on April 4, 2005 at 9:25 PM
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Spitfire
Well I'm sure JJ will be along shortly so maybe he can explain the logistics
posted by
ladyofshalott
on April 4, 2005 at 9:18 PM
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LadyofS, I know, what up wit' dat? And, this is a story from a real
newspaper called Weekly Planet here in Tampa. The writer of this column is Chuck Shepherd (who I must say sucks as far as his grammar and writing skills) but he
does get good stories. They have to be real or the paper couldn't and wouldn't publish it. Weird.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 4, 2005 at 9:17 PM
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Spitfire
..........right?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on April 4, 2005 at 9:10 PM
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LadyofS, that's what I question.
In the same sack, one's just gotta follow the other one according to common sense and physics.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 4, 2005 at 9:08 PM
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Spitfire
Yea, biting would be easier. I was thinking the same thing. Why only one? Wouldn't the other fall out?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on April 4, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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LadyofS, I assume biting it off would be much easier
than yanking it off. And why didn't the other one follow?
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 4, 2005 at 6:58 PM
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Spitfire
Ripping off balls? That's hard to do. I tried it, once, but it didn't work. I think it's easier to rip off an ear. So that's my focal point now.
Seriously, wtf are some people thinking? And for not having sex? It's a crazy mixed up world we're in
posted by
ladyofshalott
on April 4, 2005 at 6:55 PM
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LOL, Temple! Yeah, I get it!!
Silly goose.
posted by
SpitFire70
on April 4, 2005 at 6:48 PM
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you're nuts.....get it....::: giggle :::
posted by
Temple
on April 4, 2005 at 6:32 PM
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