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JJ, yeah, I thought it would be better that way.

By the way, Temple has boobies. Just ask Jimmy. (Never mind. Long story. Me and Temple are in one of those insane moods today. Don't mind us.) K, bye 4 now.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 8, 2005 at 6:34 PM | link to this | reply

spiff,

OK. That change in the recipe wokked up really nice. Checked it out 2 nite.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 8, 2005 at 7:23 AM | link to this | reply

Temple and JJ,

I did go to sleep during these few last comments! Now, let's drop this public discussion, huh?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 7, 2005 at 1:19 PM | link to this | reply

thanks....

and on that festive note, I'm off to bed...which is where my guess Spitfire is....night.

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 4:20 AM | link to this | reply

happy birthday.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 7, 2005 at 4:18 AM | link to this | reply

She's my high priestess and fellow Aries posterchild...

so, you behave now, ya hear. ;) In fact, today's my birthday. :)

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 4:17 AM | link to this | reply

Thanks, Good to see you.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 7, 2005 at 4:17 AM | link to this | reply

Alrighty then! Wahoo!

More power to you, and happy, uh, bloggity coupling. ;)

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 4:16 AM | link to this | reply

I think that's warlock.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 7, 2005 at 4:15 AM | link to this | reply

or is that a warlock? hmmmm...

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 4:12 AM | link to this | reply

::: giggles :::

uh oh, what about mr. spitfire? he might be a witch too and do a spell that makes your boy parts shrink up to look like a ken doll...then what would happen?

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 4:11 AM | link to this | reply

Temple,

Something of that sort could happen, you just never know. I'm not sure Spits is still here, but I know you're good enough friend that I can tell you. JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 7, 2005 at 3:49 AM | link to this | reply

::: whispers :::

are you guys gonna have an affair?

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 3:36 AM | link to this | reply

Hey, guess what?

Today is the ASPCA's birthday, too! How funny....I thought, how did they know? ...when I got the newsletter....

posted by Temple on April 7, 2005 at 3:35 AM | link to this | reply

JJ,

K. I suppose. I'll just have to trust you that you're coming soon.

No more

's as long as you get here soon.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 7, 2005 at 3:19 AM | link to this | reply

No Spiffy,

I just was there for a night after I got off on the wrong Interstate and missed Tampa. She needed someone to help her with material for her MA post. You can go see it on her MA blog. I helped her out with it, and then got on my way. Sheila, my Harley, doesn't like to travel at night, so I would have had to stay until the next day anyhow. Nothing lost. And you don't need to give me a . I would never do anything to cause that. I'll be there ASAP. I think I'm about half-way there right now. I'm all the way there in my mind.

I know you need your Rx stuff. I've just run into a few problems that Jonesy will explain over my blogs. He, and maybe one other operative, will be working with me on JJ's Blogit Times. They're old friends from other operations. Oh, and puto/puta are male/female donors of sexual favors in exchange for alms. Don't use either in addressing members of the general public who spikki spanni.

I'll be soon..... JJ Forever....

posted by Jack_Flash on April 7, 2005 at 3:10 AM | link to this | reply

JJ, I really hope you do EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

What's up with meeting up with Cait and getting so behind in your travels?? Is there something I should know??

????

posted by SpitFire70 on April 7, 2005 at 2:38 AM | link to this | reply

Spiffy,

They're on the way. As I mentioned before, at some post of yours, I think, everyone was wondering whre the hell I was and I explained that I had ended up in Santa Fe. You probably remember all of that. I think I got off arguing politics with some nut and didn't get back in time to see everyone.

So anyway, while I was there I ran into cait and made an appointment with her for work on her last MA blog, and I got out of town late. I finally got things finished up there and am on my way back to FL with the medications that I got from the Institute. I just crossed the border into whatever state I'm in and am camped out using my laptop in poor light via a satellite dish that I carry with me when I travel. An old friend, Jones, will be running things in PHX while I'm gone and will be posting toorrow to explain everything.

JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 7, 2005 at 1:51 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, and JJ, btw, where are my drugs?

Now, I'm completely INSANE. Is that what you wanted? Mark said you were on your way, but now, I'm not so sure. Possibly wild mongoose got a hold of you?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 7, 2005 at 1:37 AM | link to this | reply

Hmmm, JJ, interesting examples here.

Thanks for the, um, lesson!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 7, 2005 at 1:35 AM | link to this | reply

Spiff,

That's correct, Spiffy, but the other things that could be meant would be in the possessive use of the noun. It would be, for example, ''my vagina's dildo,'' if you considered that to be something that you bought for it, and of which it was the owner. You could, of course, be speaking of more than one vagina. For example, if a number of women shared a dildo, a common situation in certain social settings, it would be ''our vaginas' dildo.'' JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 6, 2005 at 2:18 AM | link to this | reply

Professor Groucho,

What was my first question? Oh yeah, about vaginas. Is that better? Is that correct? Instead of "vagina's" cause that would actually be "vagina is" right? Lessons. Gotta love 'em.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 5, 2005 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

two things:

one you had 75 comments here. That should answer your question.

two the apostrophe is almost never used to form a plural noun; in the Gregg Reference Manual, which I am required to use for a course in Business Writing that I teach, the apostrophe is for all practical purposes never ever used; the manual is even more persistent than the average grammar handbook. Thus endeth the English lesson for today.

Professor groucho

posted by tbgroucho on April 5, 2005 at 4:42 AM | link to this | reply

Mark,

LOL! (But I'm still crazy, need my pills, and now I'm really confused about where I thought I've been living for the past decade.)

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 6:05 PM | link to this | reply

No, but I think it's near Dollyworld.

Or one of those Seven Flags things.

posted by mark2556 on April 4, 2005 at 5:57 PM | link to this | reply

Mark,

Florida isn't near New Mexico? DOH!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 5:53 PM | link to this | reply

Jimmy, see what happens when we're left unsupervised?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 5:51 PM | link to this | reply

Yeah ~

This IS the same guy that thought Florida was near New Mexico.

posted by mark2556 on April 4, 2005 at 5:48 PM | link to this | reply

oh boy, the kids went wild right after I went to bed...

posted by jimmy68 on April 4, 2005 at 5:47 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, by way of Wisconsin?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 5:45 PM | link to this | reply

Sure ~

I figure he's coming by way of Wisconson. Should be here around 2037.

posted by mark2556 on April 4, 2005 at 5:41 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, let me know when he gets there, huh?

Me going cwazy!!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 5:40 PM | link to this | reply

JJ, no entiendo! ¿Qué Puta significa?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 5:39 PM | link to this | reply

JJ ~ That's some wrong turn.

However, next time we can mail the meds. They have to go through Costa Rica, and I'm in charge of weighing them and such, as well as bikini wax, so just give me a couple days notice.

posted by mark2556 on April 4, 2005 at 5:55 AM | link to this | reply

I'm back now.

Well Temple, I can get you through your claustrophobia pretty well. I went to see flowingchi during the intermission. He seems to be Buddhist, or close to it, and I got a few pointers that might help. We could try that out, but I don't want Spiffy pissed.

Spiffy, wha chu mean girl? Watch my mouth? I'm very cautious in that area (or at least I try.) Right now I'm not too sure about anything.

I am on my way with the meds, but after I got all cleaned up after the irrigation disaster in the citrus orchard, and then I had to clear the water out of Sheila's carburetor, and god knows what all, then I went to Mark's for the meds and got off on the wrong interstate and got all tied up in some deal in Santa Fe that threw me way off. What a mess. I'm still on my way, and I'm almost there Sweetie. Don't give up. There's still hope.

Thanks for puttin' up, luv...... JJ Seen Ariala's new beau? Padre dela Gran Puta!

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 3:27 AM | link to this | reply

Temple,

I'm going to try to go to sleep now, but...

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 3:06 AM | link to this | reply

I hate how those smileys make you bring that whole big

advertising thing with them now....that sux....

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 2:55 AM | link to this | reply

::: hands Spitts some blue pills :::

These are the best ones, you can have mine. :D Yes, we are in the same time zone. It's like 5:30 there isn't it? You haven't had any sleep? I thought maybe you got up really early...you poor dear....

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 2:54 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, and btw, JJ, where are my

meds????

You said you would get them here by now. Mark said you came to pick them up yesterday!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 2:49 AM | link to this | reply

Besides, I think you and JJ live in the same time zone, don't you??

So, cut me some slack here, eh?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 2:45 AM | link to this | reply

Temple, I AM playing wit' you guys!!!!

I'm HERE, arent' I??? Yep. But, I must say, I do have to at least TRY to go to sleep cause I do have to go to work later on today!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 2:42 AM | link to this | reply

No no no no noooooo way...JJ

I'm claustrophobic....can't handle being trapped in an elevator ever. No thank you. That's the same for me, I'm totally nocturnal and have gotten my schedule turned around. It's hard to switch back, but it has been this way my whole life when left to my own devices I end up awake all night and sleeping during the day. I write better at night, but I think it's healthier not to be quite so turned around. It is hard to get turned back, but now that I'm totally freelancing, it's tough.

Spitty! You're supposed to be playing with ussssss! Hell, I should be writing, what am I talking about. Bad Temple.

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 2:36 AM | link to this | reply

JJ, watch your tongue, my sweet.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 2:31 AM | link to this | reply

Okay, JJ & Temple...Listen up, you two...

Yep, I'm still here, but I do my other work in between this blogging thang. I have too much to do and not enough time! Being nocturnal and an insomniac, I'm lucky, in a sense. However, I still have the nasty task of having to run an animal hospital during the day. Also, I'm lucky cause things may finally be changing for me. Stay tuned for that post tomorrow.

Anyway, I'm still listening in...

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 2:30 AM | link to this | reply

Actually, I don't think we're trapped, but it's fun to pretend.

We should go on an elevator ride sometime. I can show you a way to really get trapped. JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 2:24 AM | link to this | reply

Temple,

I stay up late because I somehow managed to get my schedule turned around. It's usually a good time to work uninterrupted, but some stuff is hard to get done at night. Right now I am trying to get into freelance writing and working part-time during the days. It's a big mess that I need to get straightened out, but that's not easy to do. JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 2:20 AM | link to this | reply

How come you are always up so late JJ?

I hope we're not trapped in here somewhere. Is there food or water? Did we leave a trail of M&Ms? I used to work normal daytime hours, then I started freelancing....now I'm a vampire and trapped in some blogit storage thing.

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 2:14 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe we got put into virtual storage and the OS forgot where it put us.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 2:10 AM | link to this | reply

oops, forgot this here *h for Whammie's name

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 2:08 AM | link to this | reply

Well, Hi Temple. Are you still here?

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 2:08 AM | link to this | reply

But then JJ, how would we be able to talk....?

;) Besides, if it can handle Wammie, we couldn't do any damage. :) ::: taps on screen ::: Hey Heidi! You sleepin? Come out here!

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 2:07 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe we were going on so much that the website crashed.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 2:03 AM | link to this | reply

Even Spitfire

Where did she go? Then again, most of these folks have to be in bed by now so they can get up for work in the morning....I'm so tired, but I can't sleep. I can't seem to write either, and I really need to or I'm going to be in big trouble here in a couple of days when my rent is late. I'm just exhausted. I need Spitts to works some mojo on me! And hey, she still owes me an email! Hey woman! Stop yer spying and teasin' and git out here!

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 1:55 AM | link to this | reply

''The Whole World's Watching''

Ya know, the ''new comments'' scroller is clogged with this banter, and it's nearly stalled out. You know why? Everyone is here watching in silence, making no comments anywhere else.

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 1:50 AM | link to this | reply

Spiffy, fuh cryin' out loud,

OK, lookie--the toyz are simulations of the ()sssssssssssss *******() that parenthetical material was so the next paragraph won't be on the ''new comment'' scroller.

OK, lookie--the toyz are simulations of the male and female organs. A male in need has a simulated female organ, a female in need has a simulated male organ. If you takes da fakes from the parties involved, you have a simulated male and a simulated female organ. If you wanted to demonstrate the basic underlying principle of the two fakies, without requiring two humans to assist in your demonstration, what would you do? You would plug the male into the female and show the students how they work, using only the simulations. The question that I ask is, what would happen if you could time it so that both fakies had a simultaneous orgasm. Would the room explode? Would the batteries? If one or the other required a plug in, would city electricity be knocked out?

Now, the question that came up while I was trying to clarify my statement had to do with what one of the lovely ladies, I believe Temple, had to say about having a pocket pussy. I began to wonder whether she was talking about something she kept in her pocket, or whether she was talking about having no bottom in her pocket. If she would prefer that I explore the subject, rather than give her answer here, I will be happy to cooperate.

Is everything straight now? JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 1:38 AM | link to this | reply

That's sweet, but you don't have to worry...

He doesn't get upset or possessive about that kind of stuff. He's a big ole flirt. We're always talking about the people we would sleep with if there were like, an exceptions list between us. We can never decide. I know for sure Halle Berry is one of his, me, I can never make up my mind. I'm a flirt, too, totally, so, don't start worrying about that sort of stuff just cuz we're a couple now. We won't pummel you! We love you! You have the same sense of humor and personality that we do, so, it's all in good clean (dirty ;) fun! You couldn't do or say anything in that would cause any problems, doll. :)

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 1:30 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, and btw, Temple,

I know Jimmy's not "your daddy" but how many times have ya called him that during, er, hmm, never mind!!!

Damn, you guys are gonna pummel me when we eventually meet in person for all this crap, ain't ya?! Yikes!!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 1:24 AM | link to this | reply

Temple, I wouldn't think Jimmy would be pissed that you

had "toys" of your own. I just didn't want to bring on any issues! hehe I don't wanna cause any trouble. Well, at least not with you two!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 1:20 AM | link to this | reply

Sorry, Wham!!

hehe.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 1:16 AM | link to this | reply

All this talk about her vagina....

and NOW she blushes....lol....

I never named mine, that was the name it was named! Mine don't have names either, and I can't live without my toys. I'm tellin' ya. Those big economy packs of batteries? A good, good thing. :)

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 1:13 AM | link to this | reply

Whammie and Temple,

I sadly and naively admit, I never named mine. Or my vibrator (which is much more special to me than any dildo has ever been!) Yeeks, I'm really offering a lot of info here, aren't I? **Spitfire blushes**

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 1:07 AM | link to this | reply

Hey, Jimmy's my boyfriend, not my Daddy!

I'm allowed to do what I wanna! And I say.......race ya! ;) He's not uptight about stuff like that at all. He'd just want details....or he'd want to come, too. He's the less inhibited of the two of us, really.

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 1:07 AM | link to this | reply

In that moment, I was naive,

and his reaction startled and hurt me, because I shared something so private of myself.

posted by WHAMENATOR on April 4, 2005 at 1:04 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, and P.S., Wham,

"Silly, naive me..." NOT!!

(But, you knew that already, didn't ya?!) Yeah, you did.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 1:03 AM | link to this | reply

Whammie, I hear ya; I get ya.

No need to explain that last comment any further.

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 1:01 AM | link to this | reply

SPITFIRE,

I have disposed of dildos time and again. The only one I hang onto is my very first one. I shared him with my lover not so long back, and got a chilly reaction, "Well, that's reassuring."

Yes, my shower buddy is pretty enourmous, but since he is very intimate to me, I never considered the consequences of revealing him, after all of the years that we have been together. I considered sharing him an act of intimacy not a threat, but the gesture more or less boomaranged.

Silly, naive me...

posted by WHAMENATOR on April 4, 2005 at 12:50 AM | link to this | reply

Oh, My Goodness, Whamm!!

Yikes! Sorry!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 12:46 AM | link to this | reply

Temple, I'm the first in line, though!!

hehe. Par-Tay at JJ's!! Yeah! I'll race ya there! Oh, wait, um Jimmy? Yeah, like, um, k, I've painted myself into a corner here, haven't I?

Um, K, Like, never mind. NO TEMPLE! You're definitely NOT invited. As much as I love and adore you. You can't come. Sorry.

Better? hehe

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 12:44 AM | link to this | reply

Wammie..

My first one was called The King. I was like, 21 or something, and I used to giggle everytime I told someone about it. :)

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 12:44 AM | link to this | reply

Or YOUR MAJESTY, when a man is being allowed the privilege.

posted by WHAMENATOR on April 4, 2005 at 12:42 AM | link to this | reply

SpitFire,

The title of mine is "HER MAJESTY."

posted by WHAMENATOR on April 4, 2005 at 12:40 AM | link to this | reply

Hey Spitts, maybe he has like a special cabinet full of toys....

that we've never even heard of before! Like the dildomorator and the extramrataz.....Party at JJ's house! Wahoo!

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 12:39 AM | link to this | reply

Whew, Temple! I was glad to see your comment here, cause

I thought I was really crazy. Well, hehe, in a different way than I'm already aware of!

JJ must know stuff we don't know about!! I say, Make him share the knowledge!!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 12:35 AM | link to this | reply

JJ, either I am extremely too tired, or I am way more

naive as to this sex toy thang.

Probably both. Educate me?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 12:34 AM | link to this | reply

Hey JJ...

Do you come with a glossary? First vadigitarian, now....this....that down there...

posted by Temple on April 4, 2005 at 12:26 AM | link to this | reply

No, Spiffie...

When I say plugged in I don't mean to the wall. The male's toy is plugged into by the female's toy. The power supply is an indepedant matter. We're talking here about plugging the dildoweeny into the plastivadge.

A pleasantness to see you arrive. JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 4, 2005 at 12:05 AM | link to this | reply

Jimmy Pal, I'm not quite sure who

"Lucy Left" or "Rosy right" are, but one can only just assume. However, I'm glad you can understand why a woman might need to keep such things around. We seem to have a harder time, um, like, achieving victory more often than men!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 12:03 AM | link to this | reply

Hell, yeah, Temple!! A warm, squirming body (of real substance) truly DOES

make the experience much more worth while in my mind!! I won't go into the details of what's in my nightstand drawer (being a semi-public forum, an' all

) but I will admit, I've pulled a thing or two out during the act now and then to keep things interesting!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 4, 2005 at 12:00 AM | link to this | reply

Uh-huh, I hear ya, JJ, but what kind of toy does the man have that needs

to be "plugged in"?? Hmmm...am I more naive than I thought? (I never thought I actually was, but still, I may not be "up to par" on the male sex toy requirements!)

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 11:56 PM | link to this | reply

OBP, okay, name your vagina...please! So,

if you've been pondering it all week, I'm sure you've come up with at least one!! Let's hear it!!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 11:52 PM | link to this | reply

LadyofS, dildo monogamous? Hmmm....

Neat term!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 11:51 PM | link to this | reply

I can see why girls might need toys...

but those things for boys are just nasty, I like the real thing for sure...and Lucy Left or Rosy right will work in a pinch...

posted by jimmy68 on April 3, 2005 at 11:41 PM | link to this | reply

Write this on your calendar....

I just can't even respond. I'm laughing, picturing the conversation, and being remarkably jealous that I don't live close to you so I could have come to the party. I'm lucky, because, well, I have a pocket pussy of my very own.... (forgive me, couldn't resist).....besides, just like our toys don't really take the place of man, those things don't either. They can be fun, but really, a warm, squirmy body that makes noise and speaks, etc, is much better than one of those things. I don't care if it IS molded after Jenna Jamison. Like, it's NOT Jenna. I'm glad you had a happy birthday,

Heidi, Esq. ;)

posted by Temple on April 3, 2005 at 8:26 PM | link to this | reply

Spiffy,

I suppose the best way to estimate the comparative sizes would be to plug wifey's toy into hubby's toy and see how they fit together. Then you could start an argument about who had the best one, beat each other with them, and when it was all over call some lawyers into the case. Of course, someone would first have to call the police to get documentation for the lawyers, which would start another fight over who got the phone first so they could call 911 first. The first caller would have an advantage in court.

Maybe it would be better to just plug them both together, turn them both on, and get back about 30 feet to see what happened. I dunno.

About vaginas--who the hell is going to avoid veering off into a sex-discussion realm when that supposedly innocent term comes up? You said yourself that the subject quickly went beyond anything about ''vagina.'' It's a perfect, socially acceptable, door through which an anxiety and guilt ridden crowd can stampede.

Certainly a remarkable quantity of sex banter in the air tonight. An interesting phenomenon, considering the springiness wafting about. Excitement galore. Me look for more.

Nuff said, I don't want to drive anyone nuts. JJ

posted by Jack_Flash on April 3, 2005 at 7:48 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

I suppose if they want a little in their pocket, no harm. Course aren't most of them already in their pockets? hummmm... I thought we were going to get to name our Vagina's ? Geez, I have been thinking all week for a name....

posted by Offy on April 3, 2005 at 7:27 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

Well he wasn't. Now it really doesn't matter. As I am dildo monogamous

posted by ladyofshalott on April 3, 2005 at 7:24 PM | link to this | reply

One more thing to consider, Rach....

He'd have to bring your corpse to the place to make the mold! Eeew!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 7:22 PM | link to this | reply

LadyofS, and he's not bothered that your dildo is bigger than him?

He must be pretty secure with himself. Oh, and I'm glad to hear your real equipment isn't plastic!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 7:21 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, food4T, I don't know, but the pocket pussy, I assume, is

named that cause it's supposed to be portable or something. Ya know, so one can take it on the road?

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 7:20 PM | link to this | reply

Yep, I suppose so, Factor!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 7:17 PM | link to this | reply

lol

LMAO! Good point about how most women would be offended. My husband always says if I ever die he's gonna have a mold with my exact dimensions made. I think that's a compliment, but the mental image of him going at it with a piece of plastic makes me laugh every time.

posted by RachelAnna on April 3, 2005 at 7:05 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

Today is my mom's b day. How funny! Anyway my dildo is bigger than my husband. And he had one of those pocket pussies. He didn't like it. It was weird. ANd mine was waaaay prettier, and not plastic which I think is a plus

posted by ladyofshalott on April 3, 2005 at 6:38 PM | link to this | reply

A pocket P-What???

Holy crap but if it is in my pocket I am not anatomically gifted enough to use it because I'm not hinged in the middle. I have seen pop up ads (how appropriate) for the Fleshlight so I suppose you could carry that around in your pocket. Trust me, I'm sure they can't hold a candle to the real thing. So how did we get off on this subject? Every single pun intended.

posted by food4thought on April 3, 2005 at 6:33 PM | link to this | reply

I think it is the usual situation...

men like the thought of a woman with equipment, but women think the men's version is pretty gross...

posted by FactorFiction on April 3, 2005 at 6:31 PM | link to this | reply

Darrke, weird, isn't it?

But the topic just seems to keep popping up!

posted by SpitFire70 on April 3, 2005 at 6:17 PM | link to this | reply

Yep...seems to be a them lately...

posted by DarrkeThoughts on April 3, 2005 at 5:55 PM | link to this | reply

Yes, Mark, it's true.

Think of all the wasted time you've spent without one!