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But now kids complain with the Child Protection Unit.So, they must be handled with great precaution. Have a switch installed on them to put on/off when required

posted by adventurer02 on October 9, 2015 at 1:04 AM | link to this | reply

e_h_p
I never said you were perfect, you said that.
My boys are as perfect as I am.

posted by kooka_lives on March 31, 2005 at 4:27 PM | link to this | reply

wait aminute

if i'm perfect and you're perfect

what does that make your kids

besides grandpa beaters

posted by Xeno-x on March 31, 2005 at 2:29 PM | link to this | reply

loanlady
Not mine. They can run around like made all day long, and still not shut down without a lot of work.

posted by kooka_lives on March 31, 2005 at 2:21 PM | link to this | reply

Children do "'kindof" have an on off switch. ALL I have to do is take them to the beach or the pool and have them swim a couple hours and then beg them to get out of the water then they sleep like rocks with angel faces.

posted by the-loanlady on March 31, 2005 at 2:17 PM | link to this | reply

amdg
I put up the disclaimer because I already know for a fact that there are many here who really are lost to what jokes are. It would not surprise me if some people here would read that post without the disclaimer and think that I am really like that towards my boys. Even when I am not being serious, I still have learned to be cautious. There just are too many out there who can not take a joke and are trapped in way too serious of a mind set all the time

posted by kooka_lives on March 31, 2005 at 1:29 PM | link to this | reply

question is
i guess it doesn't need to be asked
since I'm perfect
and you're perfect
then it just has to be
that your kids are

posted by Xeno-x on March 31, 2005 at 6:06 AM | link to this | reply

Why did you put the disclaimer at the end!!!?????
Do you know how many people probably went out and tried this? How irresponsible!

But you might want to know....it works.

Thanks.

posted by AnCatubh on March 30, 2005 at 10:17 PM | link to this | reply

told you

you take after me in every way

like father like son

only your feet are too big

posted by Xeno-x on March 30, 2005 at 3:46 PM | link to this | reply

e_h_p
No, I was and still am perfect in every way

posted by kooka_lives on March 30, 2005 at 3:44 PM | link to this | reply

you mean i shoulda got a different model when i got you?

posted by Xeno-x on March 30, 2005 at 3:42 PM | link to this | reply