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it seems that there isa tug of war going on between you and the toilet paper

posted by adventurer02 on March 3, 2016 at 3:05 AM | link to this | reply

Chrissy, Oh, Dear GOD!

Is THAT what's been bothering me in my...er, damn.

Yeah, alright. Gimmie a few minutes, at least. I'll get it all back to you. Jesus. No wonder. Well, my wonder is solved. This may take a few moments. God. How embarrassing. See how you guys are??

posted by SpitFire70 on March 31, 2005 at 1:27 AM | link to this | reply

Oh yes, I lmade sure I left my mark inside you...

can I have him back now, please? They need him at the Research Center.

posted by chris2303 on March 31, 2005 at 1:02 AM | link to this | reply

Poor Chrissy, and your poor hands.

GOOD GOD! THOSE HANDS HAVE BEEN INSIDE MY..., AND MINE INSIDE YOUR er, never mind. I care not to admit to anything further, publically.

Sorry.

No offense.

Really. hehe

Love ya, really!

uh, yeah, like, I gotta go now, um, yeah, K, bye....

Just kidding you sweet thang, you!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 31, 2005 at 12:54 AM | link to this | reply

Spitifre

Well, it's a lot better than reaching for the toilet paper after a slop fest to find there's none left at all...

My poor hands...poor, poor hands....

posted by chris2303 on March 31, 2005 at 12:26 AM | link to this | reply

OBP, well, I'm glad I didn't disappoint you!

Mission accomplished!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 6:49 PM | link to this | reply

KR, I got the Mr. doing the shopping most of the time

and it's kinda hard to get him to buy exactly what I want!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 6:49 PM | link to this | reply

Spitfire

I came over here to get a laugh, and sure enough, I wasn't disappointed. Yep, we have all been there....

posted by Offy on March 30, 2005 at 5:38 PM | link to this | reply

LOL, maybe you should change TP brands. I buy the Ralphs double rolls and I almost never have any problem starting a roll. Good luck!

posted by Kay-Ren on March 30, 2005 at 5:25 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, okay, okay, I'm sorry. WAIT! Heeeeyyyy!

You shook my hand with your left hand!!! Doh!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 4:52 PM | link to this | reply

That's just downright insulting.

I wipe with my left hand, for heaven's sake. And I wash nearly every time, too.

posted by mark2556 on March 30, 2005 at 4:45 PM | link to this | reply

Mark, after this information,

(how could I have not known before) I am sorry, but I can never shake your hand again. Next time I visit the center, I'm afraid it will have to be hands free.

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 4:17 PM | link to this | reply

If you just use your hand, none of this is a problem.

Plus, you're saving a tree, which makes the nutty-crunchie hippies happy.

posted by mark2556 on March 30, 2005 at 3:02 PM | link to this | reply

Wham, I agree, too.

That is not an instance where less is more!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 3:00 PM | link to this | reply

FactorF, actually, funny you mention Elaine.

That's my nickname. I can't get my friends to stop calling me that. It started when Seinfeld was first on tv and my coworkers gave me that name and it stuck. My boss actually bought me a t shirt w/Elaine on it and it says "Queen of the Castle"

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 2:59 PM | link to this | reply

Meriouma, my boss was buying those cheap rolls for a while

til I finally told him enough with the cheap tp! I can't take it anymore. I asked him how he could use it himself, being a huge 6ft 5 man! Sheesh!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 2:57 PM | link to this | reply

LoanLady,

First of all, Happy Birthday!! I swear to God, yesterday I even jotted down a note to send you a happy birthday so I wouldn't forget. Guess what? I forgot.

I'm horrible!! I'm so sorry! Hope it was a great day! Secondly, as far as your little elf, dang, see? I knew I should have had kids!!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 2:55 PM | link to this | reply

Rach, I'll go into our other bathroom to avoid it, too!!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 2:53 PM | link to this | reply

Jesus, Strat!!

I'd like to hear about that one. That's never happened to me (the suicide call) the tummy virus, well, we've all been there. And yeah, I've been stranded with only 2 squares of tp before. I usually check beforehand now.

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 2:52 PM | link to this | reply

JJ, the phone can wait!

Potty first, phone second!

posted by SpitFire70 on March 30, 2005 at 2:49 PM | link to this | reply

SF

I agree with LoanLady, a new roll is clearly better than an empty one.

posted by WHAMENATOR on March 30, 2005 at 9:45 AM | link to this | reply

I think you said you were a Seinfeld fan...

I can see why that would be...makes me think of Elaine in the public bathroom trying to get a square...

posted by FactorFiction on March 30, 2005 at 9:41 AM | link to this | reply

Spitfire,

Heehee...funny one! At least at home you don't have to deal with the teeny little squares of non-absorbent tissue paper they give you in public restrooms. A handful of dry leaves would be more effective.

posted by myrrhage_ on March 30, 2005 at 9:39 AM | link to this | reply

Better a new roll than no roll, I say. One of our household chores that we change weekly is loading toilet paper in the bottom drawer of both bathrooms. My son does this sweet thing!!!!- he folds the first piece under in a triangle, as the maids do in fancy hotels. He started doing this little thing and my daughter and I made such a fuss, now he does it without the praise. Think of it, your own elf to start the roll and fold it pretty- !!!

posted by the-loanlady on March 30, 2005 at 9:38 AM | link to this | reply

LMAO!

I'm the ONLY one in the house that will put a new roll on, so I just wait for someone else to go and start the roll. And, with three bathrooms I suppose I could just find one with the roll already started! :)

posted by RachelAnna on March 30, 2005 at 9:34 AM | link to this | reply

What could go wrong? What could be worse? Hmmm.

Remind me sometime to post about the time I was sitting on the throne, dying slowly of some heinous anus stomach virus and wondering how to take care of it with the last two squares on the roll, when for some insane reason, I answered the cordless phone, got a telephone survey person asking me questions, then before I knew it, was not answering questions about product usage, but instead talking her out of committing suicide.

Fewer things are more surreal than being darn near stranded without a roll while some suicidal young girl pours out her life story while I'm in the throes of severe gastric distress. Ever try to reach for the fan switch while this drama is being played out?

I'm happy to say that both of us lived...

posted by strat on March 30, 2005 at 7:36 AM | link to this | reply

Spiffy,

What could be worse? Well, before you started ripping the TP to shreds you needed it, right? Well, picture yourself ripping apart the roll because you needed some sheets, and then the phone, which is 15 feet away, begins ringing.