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AS I ALWAYS SAY!!! The good ones are married, gay, or crippled.
Well, since dipshit is in the hospital dying from some mysterious illness not yet known to man, and your gay, hmmm... do I see a cheap night of secret hot sex in my near future? Let's hope so!! I really have no girl friends, so I won't really be missing anyone...BTW...good for you. I can't imagine how hard it was "coming out of the shed" (hehehe), and maybe the after shock is gonna suck for a while, but like I'm finding out...at least the after shock WILL eventually go away, the sucky shitty everyday horror you call your life will continue until you stop it. I'm catching a lot of hell this way as well, but I know it will ease with time. This too shall pass. Or, it will get so bad you off yourself. either way, your free! lol...chelly still loves you! email me you man whore..
posted by
Kiddo75
on April 1, 2005 at 12:20 PM
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Unfortunately the hardest part is the "coming out of the closet" part
When my daughter was in high school I found out that she was a lesbian from her best friend. She was afraid that if she told me that I would disown her. I couldn't believe that she would think like this, but many parents are harsh on their kids when they receive this kind of news. I could care less what she does in the bedroom. She is my daughter and I love her no matter what. I have since found out that I had a gay uncle and my brother just came clean about his preference to men. He kept it hidden because he is in the military. It is a fact that many people get funny about the issue. I have accepted the gay community for what it is. I have no opinion either way. You will now feel better about yourself since hiding it would tend to make one secretive, sneaky and living life as a total lie.
posted by
Sherri_G
on March 30, 2005 at 12:41 PM
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WHAMENATOR
Unless you're talking about my mother then I decline your offer, but thanks anyway. Oh yes, in the bread.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:31 PM
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mark
Of course it's a silly question, European is simply another word for gay. So in fact the answer is both. Like a cheap whore and her dog.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:31 PM
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homegirl
I don't know, I'm too ashamed to admit to anything....
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 12:30 PM
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Chrissy,
How do you feel about a few extra pounds? I weigh 300 lbs, but I do have a hairy arse, do not smell prawny, and I believe I have just what you are looking for.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 30, 2005 at 8:35 AM
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Dear Christinetta ~
Is this gay or just European? Or is that a silly question?
Sincerely,
Curious in Florida
posted by
mark2556
on March 30, 2005 at 8:11 AM
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Okay, am I the only one who thought you were gay all along?
posted by
Renigade
on March 30, 2005 at 8:07 AM
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hmmmm
Either you just had a ball here mocking gays, or you really came out of the closet... with your track record, how is a reader to know which is which.
posted by
homegirl
on March 30, 2005 at 5:04 AM
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Spitfire70
It's OK, I'm a complete tosser in real life as well so you won't miss out on much. x
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 2:08 AM
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SYMPHONY
Don't be upset - I'm an arsehole anyways.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 2:07 AM
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Hollee
And so are sphincters, so all is well. Still love you though, obviously.
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 2:07 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Thanks homeboy, but all I need is the good love of a hairy arse and/or a vacuum cleaner. No prawny smelling business for me...
posted by
chris2303
on March 30, 2005 at 2:07 AM
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Oh, My Chrissy. He’s gone. Woe is me.
How do I go on? Why bother to continue living? 
I’m shattered. 
I’ve been depleted of any further bliss. 
Deprived of any future of happiness and togetherness. 
Even dispossessed of my accustomed sexual fantasies. 
Damn. 
Why are all the cute ones gay?
And most importantly, why are all the cute ones such bullshitters? 
**sigh**
I suppose I’ll never know. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 29, 2005 at 9:34 PM
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my dreams of us together are totally shattered...damn it!!
posted by
_Symphony_
on March 29, 2005 at 9:34 AM
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Christinetta - hearts are breaking everywhere! Sigh.
posted by
Hollee
on March 29, 2005 at 9:04 AM
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Chris,
Gay or straight, you are a HOTTIE!!!
Why not settle for Bi-, and then you can have it all?!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on March 29, 2005 at 9:03 AM
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All this ass-talk.....hungry...
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 7:36 AM
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gypsyredhead: Because I'm too much of a cunt for that to work.
Yeah, smart arse reply that one, baby.
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:34 AM
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David: I love my fellow men.
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:33 AM
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Chris...
Hmmm... how about YOU turn around and pretend YOU'RE a man? LOL
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 29, 2005 at 7:30 AM
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Chris
Thank you. You are a wonderful human being!
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 29, 2005 at 7:28 AM
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David1Spirit
So you're finally going to admit to it are you? I can always hold your hand for support...
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:25 AM
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gypsyredhead
You could always turn around and pretend you're a man...
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:23 AM
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renigade3
Well to be honest, I don't actually understand homosexuality either. I mean, sticking your love stick up another man's bottom? Why on earth would anyone want to do that?! Jeezus, and to think they stick their tongues up there, too! I don't know what's wrong with these people, but I'm glad I'm one of them because now the only time I have to wear a condom is when I can't be bothered to sterilise my defecated penis.
Thanks for your support.
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:20 AM
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mark
No, from now on you should call me Christinetta, mother of all slags. That's what I want you filthy whore...poke me and watch me grimace...
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:17 AM
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Chris, it was a different kind of closet...but closets are closets
posted by
Ariala
on March 29, 2005 at 7:16 AM
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Ariala
That's great, it really is.
posted by
chris2303
on March 29, 2005 at 7:14 AM
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Mark, you were just a "host"
posted by
Ariala
on March 29, 2005 at 7:13 AM
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Very good post
You have come out of the closest; you have come clean my friend!
Like they say: The truth shall set you free!
Think I'll create a post exposing the real truth about me! Just like you did....LOL!
posted by
David1Spirit
on March 29, 2005 at 7:13 AM
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mark--She's using you as a surrogate because chris can't carry...
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 7:12 AM
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renigade, you'll get over it...eat some chocolate.
posted by
Ariala
on March 29, 2005 at 7:12 AM
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mark--Ari knocked you up, you imbecile.
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 7:10 AM
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Ariala ~ If you're straight, how did you knock me up?
Bitch. Bastard. Whatever.
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 7:09 AM
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Ari--Oh how you toy with my emotions...
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 7:01 AM
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BTW--Now I don't have to feel so guilty for salivating over your pics...
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 7:00 AM
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renigade, I have to keep my stories straight, or not
posted by
Ariala
on March 29, 2005 at 6:59 AM
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This figures... another man I've given my heart to has flown under
my gaydar... sigh;
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 29, 2005 at 6:59 AM
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Ari--Except with me you keep claiming the opposite. You straight bitch,
you! LOL
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 6:58 AM
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When I can't get someone to stop being in love with me, I use the same
excuse.
posted by
Ariala
on March 29, 2005 at 6:57 AM
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In high school my best friend in the world decided to step out of the
closet, to the surprise of everyone--including me. I know from watching him, and other friends later in college, how hard it can be. But the light at the end of the journey is one worth reaching for, no matter who you are.
You deserve it. I will never claim to understand homosexuality (being honest here), but I respect you and the tough decision you have made to follow your true identity. I dare anyone here to give you shit about it, or this housewife is gonna have to open up a can of whoop-ass on somebody! Take care of yourself.
posted by
Renigade
on March 29, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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This is SUCH a relief.
I was feeling bad about having sex with you, thinking you were straight and all. Do we keep on calling each other "bitch" during sex now, or do we move on to "whore"?
posted by
mark2556
on March 29, 2005 at 6:54 AM
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I came out of the closet yesterday in the religion section.
posted by
Ariala
on March 29, 2005 at 6:53 AM
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