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FactorF, I get so many calls for carpet cleaning it's crazy!
I turned off my home phone and just use my cell now. Couldn't take it anymore!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 26, 2005 at 3:10 PM
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Jimmy, I try to keep my cool.
And I try very hard.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 26, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Hug happily received, Gypsy!
Thank you!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 26, 2005 at 3:06 PM
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LOL
Yeah, that would be my favorite too...
posted by
FactorFiction
on March 26, 2005 at 5:52 AM
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You are very cool...
that is probably better than threatening to kill them...
posted by
jimmy68
on March 26, 2005 at 1:11 AM
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Spitfire... a big hug for you!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 25, 2005 at 11:21 PM
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OffbeatP, I don't know. These things are just everyday happenings that
I try (or have to try or I'll go postal and start 86-ing people) to find any humorous aspect of the situation. Again, sowwy me made yer tummy huwt. Hey, ya know what cures a tummy ache? Bananas!! But you already knew that!!

Wait, can you eat at such a late hour? OF COURSE YOU CAN!!

posted by
SpitFire70
on March 25, 2005 at 8:39 PM
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HolyG, that one was a classic line!
I wonder how many telemarketers heard that one after that episode aired! (And eventually quit their job!) Woo Hoo!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 25, 2005 at 8:34 PM
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A+++, LadyofS!!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 25, 2005 at 8:28 PM
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Spit
Your too much. That's it..no more, I have to read all your posts in the am's cause you make my stomach hurt in the pm. Where do you come up with this stuff? Do you have no compassion? I'am hurting here, I can't sit up straight.. I have to print this out and put it by my phone, your a wonderful mess...
posted by
Offy
on March 25, 2005 at 8:14 PM
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I loved the episode of Seinfeld when Jerry asks the telemarketer if he can get her home phone number and call her right back!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 25, 2005 at 7:13 PM
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Spitfire
When a woman calls I freak her out by going off and asking if she's the bitch who's doin my husband. Which lets face it could be the case.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 25, 2005 at 7:08 PM
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