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Inn-KeepersD, the Mistress Bitch is gone for now.
It's really me. I escaped and found my way back home. But, yes, I admit the Mistress was not lying about the pondering of ocean sponges and the other stuff was true.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 21, 2005 at 6:24 PM
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Sponges? Half to death?...
Hilarious! I needed this pick me up today. Take care alter ego!
posted by
theinnkeepersdaughter
on March 21, 2005 at 6:56 AM
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JJ, it's me!! I'm back!
Go check out Raps About the Haps. You'll see....I don't blame you for any of this!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 20, 2005 at 4:20 PM
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Spitsy,
I know you're in there someplace. The fact that I may have caused all of this by tarrying in obtaining your meds leaves me emotionally numbed. I'm going to sleep under the grapefruit tree tonight to make sure that I wake up early. I'll leave here at sunrise, and hasten to your aid. I can't believe I have caused all of this.
JJ Your Descending Hero
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 20, 2005 at 3:48 PM
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Tapsel,
Well, her Rottweiler, Stonci hasn't left her side; I think she's just as looney as L.S. Figures. But Stanley the flying squirrel has been flying around trying to dive bomb me. If I catch the little sucker, I know what this Mistress is havin for dinner.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 20, 2005 at 3:17 PM
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What do her pets do when she is like this? Animals are very sensitive you know.
posted by
TAPS.
on March 20, 2005 at 3:09 PM
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Oh, Quirky, (or PoopyH as Spitfire calls ya)
You must have NO idea what we're capable of here!
Sorry, Rocky, but the following may be PG17.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 11:46 PM
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Oh, Sassy, you're bones are too similar to those of
Little Spitfire! Sorry!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 11:44 PM
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LadyofS, be carefull what ya wish for!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 11:43 PM
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Well, you're both a little bit wacky if you ask me...even Rocky thinks so! hehe! And he's the KING of wacky!
posted by
Julia.
on March 19, 2005 at 10:55 PM
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Oh chit!
I'm in big shit trouble now. Be kind, my bones are brittle.
posted by
Sherri_G
on March 19, 2005 at 9:36 PM
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Here's hoping!****crosses fingers**** Take me over MISTRESS!!!!!! Damn I'm getting turned on
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 9:31 PM
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Smart thinking, Sassy. Hmm, btw,
L.S. has spoken of you, too, my dear. Little does she realize, the more highly she speaks of her friends, the more danger her friends shall be... muuwaaahhaaahaaa.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 9:22 PM
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LadyofS,
Yeah, you made it in. Will you make it out, is the question. You didn't realize that us "alter ego's" have a great power of taking over when deemed necessary. Don't be surprised if the Mistress of S (aka Mistress of LadyShalott) reers her pretty little evil head and you, my dear, disappear into the darkness with your pal, Little Spitfire. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 9:20 PM
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O.k, I'll bite
You didn't write this and I didn't read it! Hehehe
posted by
Sherri_G
on March 19, 2005 at 9:15 PM
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Whoo hoo! I made it
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 8:53 PM
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LadyofS, L.S. is insisting I let you in...
In fact, I'm going to do so just to shut her the hell up already. Door's open. Enter at your own risk. 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 8:52 PM
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It's cool.......I've been locked out of many a hoedown, why should this be any different. I'll bring snacks?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 8:30 PM
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Alrighty then, LadyofS.
I'll leave the light on for ya. Oh, and when ya knock, the secret password is: (That was written in invisible ink. Hmmm, maybe Little Spitfire actually had a point about that....) Sorry.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 8:24 PM
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I'll come visit .....could be interesting. I'm always up for a challenge!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 8:13 PM
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K, we'll see about that, LadyofS.
Spitfire's been asking for you, ya know. Don't ya wanna come visit her? Hmmm? Tempting? Just a little? I promise, you'll be safe. Really.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 8:09 PM
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Hey I have looked in the mirror without makeup, I've Been scared twice and then some! I don't need your psycho booty trying to scare me any more.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 7:52 PM
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Hmmm, LadyofS, but what if, in the spirit of Little Spitfire,
You are scared half to death...twice?
Hey, it was her question, not mine. But proves to be relevant right now. hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 7:47 PM
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JJ, try as you may.
Her soul is MINE. HA!
She's got nuthin without her magick, mojo, or you.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 7:46 PM
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Hmmmm........We'll see. I'll give you half a chance
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 7:46 PM
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LadyofS,
I'll be back in touch, though. I'll win you over. You'll see.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 7:43 PM
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Well,
I have to go up to the store or have a great bite taken of my arm. Anything I can get for you dear ladies? And Spitfire, listen up over this din: I will rescue you from your misfortunes. JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 19, 2005 at 7:20 PM
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Mistress
HAH! I've fallen for the alter ego before and....well, lets just say it's left me with a rather large scar in a very weird place. You think weather is an interest but I KNOW weather is a gateway to temptation
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 7:07 PM
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LadyofS (as Little Spitfire calls you)
I don't see why the weather is such a personal question. I'm just looking out for your best interest. You know, to offer weather safety tips and such. I truly, truly care about your well being. Any friend of L.S.'s is, well, a friend of mine. Don't you trust Mistress S? I'm hurt.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 7:03 PM
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SincerityAnna, or maybe she's here with ME!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 7:01 PM
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Well! That's a rather personal question to ask me, and out of loyalty to Spitfire I refuse to answer! Do with me what you will you evil troll
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 7:00 PM
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LadyofShalott, L.S. has spoken highly of you.
All the more reason I shall try to befriend you. So, uh, how's the weather?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:50 PM
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Mark, any chance of bartering substances?
I have a plentiful stock. Just ask Spitfire. (Oh, sorry, I forgot, ya can't. hehe) She's busy chasing the blue fairies around the room cause they told her they stole her mojo. They keep telling her that the six-legged miniature giraffes did it. I don't think she's buyin' it, though. (You know how L.S. doesn't trust fairies. Besides, she's actually afraid of them cause they nip at her.)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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kingmi, but first of all, I am not Spitfire and secondly,
only JJ thought it was a secret of Cubans. I keep no secrets and this is not a secret message. Spitfire is, damn, here she comes again....
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:45 PM
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Cuban secrets?!?
Damn commies are back! Courage, S-F!!
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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Ummmmmm hope evrything ok for you both. May the best ego win!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 19, 2005 at 6:40 PM
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Alright, this is L.S.'s alterE.
I shall only give out my identity once and only once. I am Mistress S. I am Little Spitfire's other side, better half, stronger soul, whatever you want to call it. I am the conquerer. This little insane, delusional biotch has supressed me for many moons and I shall no longer be silenced. I am here to tell you, she has had you all fooled. She is, wait, shut up, here she comes...
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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Spitfire. Saludos, hija mia, pero cuidado! Porque dices asi los secretos!
Nosotros tenemos maneras extraordinarias para poder haberlos quietos los que digan secretos cubanos! Cuidado muchacha! Ay!
posted by
kingmi
on March 19, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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Spitsy,
I think I'd better check on you. It seems things are a bit disjointed right now. Don't get worried. We fixxey up all better. When did whoever is in charge take over this way?
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 19, 2005 at 6:21 PM
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The pharmacy's been restocked...
..and we're talking fresh lithium, ether, mushrooms and some funky-looking pink pills that I'll get back to you on in about 34 hours....
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2005 at 6:18 PM
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Spitfire...
I'm not so sure that I have an alter ego...it's just me...lol...maybe I scared it away...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on March 19, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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Oh, and kingmi,
if you're by chance wondering where Spitfire is, don't sweat yourself searching, K? At least not for now. She's safe. Trust me. By the way, you looked marvelous in that grass skirt in the middle of winter. Quite brave of you. Kudos.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:14 PM
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SincerityAnna, I'm not sure. Is your "alter" available to speak?
Then I may be able to give you a proper answer. I'll tell L.S. you said hello. Nice of me, eh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:12 PM
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Ah, the infamous JJ. Well well well...
Mr. Prince Charming chimes in to rescue his Little Spiffie, huh? Welll, Buddy, it's a little late, mm-K? Yeah. That's right. Little Spiffie is, well, let's just say she's sleeping right now. I've got it all under control though, see? Yeah, see, everyone who reads this blog will think I'm the sane, protector of L.S. I'm the one who all will think I have to endure all of her little episodes of insanity...and poor me, poor me. Soon, I will take full control and...wait, what was that you said about calling for an emergency clandestine ops unit from HMSS? Um, never mind. Oh, JJ, you sweetheart. Everything is fine here, really. In fact, no need to pick L.S. up for the trip to Mark's. Um, yeah, I'll take her myself, K? We cool? Smooches? Hmmm? Hello?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:10 PM
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Spitfire...
Sure is...and that makes me sane too, right???
posted by
SincerityAnna
on March 19, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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SincerityAnna, you sweet thing, you...
but I'll be taking credit for this blog, thank you very much. Little Spit had nuthin' to do (or say) about it. As far as others know,
I'm the sane one. Isn't that obvious?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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I'm here, Mark. Little Spitfire is not.
Too bad. I'm now after JJ. She is in need of her meds at your institution and he is not pulling through. I may have to take drastic measures now. Nobody wants that. Especially Spitfire. muuwaahahaha
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 6:00 PM
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Spitsie,
Has your personality broken in two again? Are you being held by desperate Cuban activists? I need to know what is going on with you now. Is it you, your alter ego, or a complete imposter? Should I call for an emergency clandestine ops unit from HMSS? Sneak out some sort of message.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 19, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Spitfire...
LOL...that is very creative...
posted by
SincerityAnna
on March 19, 2005 at 5:50 PM
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Well, wherever you are is where you're at...
...so whomever you are must be who you aren't. What?
posted by
mark2556
on March 19, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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kingmi, Spitfire isn't here right now, but if you
leave a message, I'll be sure she gets it. She did mention something about that trip she took with JJ to me earlier, though. Personally, I don't think it's a healthy relationship. JJ was supposed to be taking her down south to Mark's Institution this weekend. **alter ego is a bit angry**
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 5:44 PM
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Ariala, um, like,
how do you know who I am?
**alter ego a little nervous**
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 5:40 PM
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Spitfire, tonight you yurt with Mark 10110100100101
posted by
kingmi
on March 19, 2005 at 5:22 PM
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Yeah, I know who you REALLY are...but I'm not telling!
posted by
Ariala
on March 19, 2005 at 5:22 PM
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Damn, Ariala! Spitfire told me you were a speed reader but
shit! That was LIGHTNING fast! Okay, as I said, I am Spitfire's alter ego. I had to lock little Spitty up for her own good. Just for a while. (hehe, as far as I'm saying here,) er, um, I mean, yeah, she's fine. She's just, well, the situation is under control. Trust me. muuwaaahhhaaahaaa. Ah hem. I meant, thanks for your concern and have a pleasant day.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 5:20 PM
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Who are you and what have you done with Spitfire!!!?
posted by
Ariala
on March 19, 2005 at 5:17 PM
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