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Dang, Woman!
Sass, you don't know who we're referring to? That's okay. It's not a gossip blog, anyway. I hate that shit. It may seem like it is, but it may have only turned out to be that way (sounding, at least)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 19, 2005 at 9:27 PM
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I always miss out on this stuff!
I have no clue as to who you are talking about, but I agree with you anyway.
posted by
Sherri_G
on March 19, 2005 at 9:17 PM
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JJ, well, it STARTED out to be regarding the actual
content of the blog. Eventually, the comments resorted back to that, but well, yeah, it got a bit weird in here! Also, a few comments obviously proved true to the context of the blog.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 9:22 PM
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What,
was the original subject here? I don't think I want to say anything now; there's too much to say. What a deal.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 18, 2005 at 7:30 PM
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**Grabs bag with a thankful SMILE!!**
Temple! You totally rock. Thanks for the goodies. Oh, and batteries always come in handy. (For my walkman, of course.)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 6:02 PM
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It's just a boob....don't be disturbed.
Boobs are good. I have two. How many do you have? (husbands count
) Yes, today I brought you a present ::: hands Spits a giftbag ::: There are lots and lots of pink pills in there, now, I put some blue ones in because you just don't know, and the economy pack of batteries. For your.....walkman.....right.... ;)
posted by
Temple
on March 18, 2005 at 3:55 PM
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In fact, Temple, when I just read your comment,
I noticed the pic I have posted in this particular blog looks like my boob is hangin' out. I'm a bit disturbed by this. 
**MENTAL NOTE TO SELF: Must remove asap.** Can I get a double dose of those pink pills? 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 2:20 AM
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Temple,
Yeah! Hand them out accordingly, please. Btw, 'kin I get some while yer at it?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 2:16 AM
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Oh yeah. I like this room.
I needed to lighten up right this minute. Although....I'll never look at banana pudding in quite the same way again. ;)
As far as your post, yep, you are so right Spitfire. By the way, would you like me to hand out meds in here? I mean, I was a mental health care worker and took the class on dispensing meds and everything..... ::: looks in magic bag ::: I've got blue, pink, white, sort of golden color, hmmmm, what's this, oh, these are batteries. Different kind of magic. Bet it would work in here though! :)
posted by
Temple
on March 18, 2005 at 2:02 AM
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Dennison, I don't think it was the "Onion Lady" as you called her
that was the one that "finally caught on." Ah hem.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 12:45 AM
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Thanks, Ca88, I hope all this crap dies down so I don't have to leave.
I'd really miss you guys. (Well, most of you!)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 12:25 AM
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Meriouma, yes, tabasco sauce does add some spice, maybe even
a splash into the eyes of "said bloggers" would give them a jolt of
"HELLO?"
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 12:23 AM
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Goodnight, DEVILINME!
You've earned a good night's sleep after all this!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 12:21 AM
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Thanks, LadyofS, I got your email and the link.
Sorry, I stepped away from the 'puter for a few minutes to get some dishes into the dishwasher. Thanks for sending that.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 12:21 AM
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Meriouma, don't worry about upsetting anyone...
It's clearly already on the plate. There is more than one blogger I was initially referring to, but I think that is also plainly clear to most.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 18, 2005 at 12:20 AM
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Good post! Hey, don't leave...
posted by
Ca88andra
on March 17, 2005 at 11:59 PM
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http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Comments.aspx/238600
You'll see what I'm talking about
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 11:35 PM
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Onions and bananas...have you all gone insane??? I would never combine the two without a dash of tabasco.
posted by
myrrhage_
on March 17, 2005 at 11:29 PM
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SEE SPITFIRE! what I was dealin' with? trouble maker, that one is........
onions, bananas..I'm going to BED
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 11:26 PM
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Spitfire,
I know the one you are talking about. He likes to stir things up, and I don't understand why. He knows I like him, but what's the deal? I don't understand arguing for the sake of arguing (read: picking fights). I usually just stay out of it. I'd rather spare feelings than prove I'm "right".
posted by
myrrhage_
on March 17, 2005 at 11:25 PM
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NO NO Spitfire I posted the comments that were insulting to me. I should have sent you the link, but I didn't. SOrry
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 11:24 PM
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Meriouma, um, I'm not even really sure what happened in here!
It started out with DEVILINME and LadyofShallot and well, me in between their sandwich of fun, and yeah, we were having fun until I blinked and suddenly, the subject changed and others were chiming in and well, read for yourself! It is of no blame to those who were here or those who chimed in, except for one. That "one" happened to (unintentionally, I'm sure, cause I'm not sure the blog was even read by this blogger) back up the whole point of this blog.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 11:20 PM
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Whoa...
What'd I miss? Did an argument just occur here about arguing??? jeesh.
posted by
myrrhage_
on March 17, 2005 at 11:01 PM
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LOL sorry I should have just sent you the link. But holy shit remind me never to get you mad! LOL
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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renigade, I'm sorry I lost your comment in the shuffle of all that!
It was all happening so fast, I'm actually not sure who you were referring to. Which ones were making their rounds?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:57 PM
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Spitfire.....that was the exchange I posted between Ariala me and dennison about abortion.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:56 PM
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And another thing, Dennison,
Please don't use MY blog comment section to vent your hate toward anyone, okay? Take it elsewhere if you must. By the way, did you READ this post or just chime in after seeing it in the real time comments section?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:54 PM
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HEY!! PEOPLE! SHUT UP FOR A SECOND HERE!
Regardless of my opinions about abortion, (pro-choicer, right here) and no, D, you're wrong about the 12 week comment about it becoming a "baby", it is when the FETUS BECOMES VIABLE....meaning IT CAN LIVE OUTSIDE THE WOMB ON IT'S OWN. Trust me, I know for a fact. I've miscarried before. But, my point is....
First of all, this post was not about abortion, it was about THIS! Exactly what just happened in here within the last few minutes. GET IT?????? HELLO? Anyone out there hearing me?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:51 PM
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Devil, speaking from experience,
sleeping in a room with pads ain't all so bad. It's kinda soft and cuddly, actually.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:43 PM
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DEVIL
AWESOME!!!!! That is SO nice of you!!! My mama didn't show me how to clean the hoo hoo
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:42 PM
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scroll all the way down
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:44 AM (permalink)
Wow! The Onion Lady Actually Caught On!
Impressive, oh princess of pungent puss....ah....nevermind!
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:42 AM (permalink)
Sorry to step on you Dman
but I am pro-choice. I just don't want to see more unwanted children brought into this world by 14, 15 year olds and the kids go on welfare and our medicaid goes up and then one day the baby won't stop crying so the live in boyfriend smothers the the baby or the little mommy at 15 wants to go party and abandons the child.
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:40 AM (permalink)
Actually it's one L two T's ......shalott..............shallot is an onion, dick
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:36 AM (permalink)
Scoop --
If you've got something better to do then why are you not doing it?
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:35 AM (permalink)
Ah yes the weekly abortion discussion that starts to slip silently into
the toilet..........flush
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:32 AM (permalink)
Well, I have no desire to have babies...sex is still on, however!
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:31 AM (permalink)
Here's The REAL Deal:
If you don't want to have children then don't do what makes the little suckers (pardon that pun.)
I'm convinced that having sex with a man ranks low on ladyofshallot's list of extreme worries. I can't imagine opportunities leaping at her!
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:27 AM (permalink)
I know what you meant Ariala, I was more directing that in numbnuts direction. Truce?
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:27 AM (permalink)
Ari -- Unfortunately, It's Precisely THAT
...mindset that leads some men to ignorantly think, "It's in her belly...it's none of my concern! I'm outta here." And then the woman never sees the guy nor a dime of support thereafter. It's far more than just "her body." It's a child's body too (after the 12th week) and it's the man's child as well.
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:23 AM (permalink)
Well, I do think the final decision is the woman's...it's her body after
all. I was just saying that the man should have his opinion heard as well. Didn't mean to get in the middle of this! LOL
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:20 AM (permalink)
Lady -- Is It Time For
...your meds again?
Gypsy! Where's nurse Ratchett? We've got a Code Blue in Room 4! Code Blue in Room 4! All available staff to Room 4!
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:18 AM (permalink)
Ok I suggest you both go back and read my comment. And Dennison I know you are very fond of causing a stink but I suggest you shut the fuck up!
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:15 AM (permalink)
I do think that both people should have a say in the matter. It took two
people to create it.
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:09 AM (permalink)
Next We'll Let Only Women Decide Whether Or Not She's Guilty Of
...murder when she kills his mistress! Men need to shut up in this arena too! Can I get an amen?
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:02 AM (permalink)
Lady
Thanks for demonstrating your gender bias once again. And just when I thought that I couldn't possibly respect you any less!
DM
Posted by on March 16, 2005 at 9:00 AM (permalink)
Mystic
I think that men should keep their mouths shut on the subject. Unless he is the father of the baby, I don;t think men get a voice in this issue.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:42 PM
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you wanted my address to come shove a picture up my ass? give me
yours so I can come bring you a wash rag and some monkey soap..lol
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:41 PM
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LadyofS, could you send me a link to that crap?
I must have missed it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:41 PM
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That's what he meant? Must be why he calls me onion lady?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:39 PM
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pungent, doesn't that mean stinky? Someone said you had stinky twinkie?
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:38 PM
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well, I still am sorry. Maybe if it weren't on such a strong issue,
sex with a carpet baby and fruit would be ok. But sometimes, my mind just goes "whack" and I get stupid. You think the stuff you read on HERE is mean, funny, sarcastic, and tonight sick and perverted, you outta hear me in person or read the shit I write that I keep hidden. I would be sleepin' in a room with pads, I tell ya.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:37 PM
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welll I was called princess of pungent puss yesterday.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:36 PM
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My space is your space, LadyofS. You too, Devil.
You guys know that.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:36 PM
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yes, (its the normal me) I usually don't get into any blog debates. But
when I read that those ridiculous comments left to whammie, I got pissed. BUT, (unlike tonight) I held my self to write what I thought and KNEW to be a decent , heartfelt, "sorry for what happened to you but whammie didn't do it" comment. Then she writes a headline about ariala defending a victim basher. Once again, I wrote a detailed comment being nice, about letting her demons go instead of holding on to them and becoming an abuser in a way. Then I find out, the bitch blocked me, blocked me and sent me that picture. balls on that woman.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:34 PM
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Me too. That was hilarious, Thanks for the space Spitfire
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:34 PM
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No, Devil, I can't delete it. Any of it.
How could I? I haven't laughed like that in a while. It all brings positive energy (er, whatever ya wanna call
that) to a serious post! This is classic stuff!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:30 PM
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Quirks, don't mind them. They're both goofy from the funny mushrooms
they ate in their salad tonight. They're harmless, though, I swear. (You have to read LadyofShallot's MA blog and comments from DEVILINME and my "banana" post tonight if you want to clarify what went on here) As far as this post, yeah, the seriousness of it is really true. It's been bubbling my blood for a while now and I had to open the flood gates to release my anger and disgust about it all.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:28 PM
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Yea Spitfire I'm sorry for her too
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:27 PM
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nan na na na Devil. Yes Spitfire I agree you need hurry on over!!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:26 PM
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feel free ( I know I said I was gone, but this is nice) to delete any of
lady/devil bananacarpet sex comments......I will not have my feelings hurt. I don't know what got over me, but if you think this takes away from the intent of your post, please, rid yourself of the fruitporn.
I didn't realize how "wacked out" it got, or really, (gag, I'm disgusted and I did it) sick it got,lol.. so please just delete. No problem, sorry if I took away it's value. Cause it really was a good post, with honest intent. My fruit and ylf creepkid just turned it wrong. sorry..
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:26 PM
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Devil, I need to go read LadyofS's new MA post to try and
figure out what the hell you're talking about. In the mean time, you can play the blame game as much as you want, but it all boils down to the fact that YOU are the one with the "Devil in you." You haven't changed your name yet, so you must live with it til ya do. Now, must I also hire an exorcist? You're gonna break the budget, ya know. I'm also removing all the bananas from your kitchen. For your own safety, of course. (Well, and for the safety of others, too. Can't be too careful.)
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:23 PM
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bananner pu**y!!!!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:23 PM
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sowwy..I'm out. I got in trouble by spitfire, and freaked Quirky out..
so I'm gonna go back to my own post and defoul it up. I apologize for the misuse of any fruit or carpet, or the images I instilled in anyones mind that may cause harm to either of the previous mention. I am, once again, out.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:22 PM
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Can I help it if I'm a sasssy bitch? Keep Drapery baby away from me
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:21 PM
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I say bananner, and it was my fault, I brought up the bananner. You said blunt object
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:20 PM
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That's it. You two are out of hand!!
Scoop can come out of his room, but, sorry, the two of you....you each get a time out. But only a 10 second time out cause you're crackin me up here! (See? I'm really a softy at heart.) But maybe this all really belongs in the banana post?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:18 PM
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Whoa, I have no idea what just happened in here. Thank goodness for small miracles. But you're right, that name calling and other crap gets tiresome.
posted by
Julia.
on March 17, 2005 at 10:18 PM
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you can go back and look at my post, go back, and you will see that
the only times I wanted to have sex with fruit was AFTER I read Lady's post, then after her new MA post, I wanted to have sex with fruit then EAT what was left. It's her, all her, evil -
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:17 PM
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well you say tomato, I say , ya know, the other way, BUT either way,
it was fucked up enough to make a gal who doesnt talk dirty or have lesbian sex WANT to screw a woman/myself (not even sure) with a freakin' banana, then eat the spooge. It should be outlawed.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:16 PM
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Devil, I forgive you.
But do I need to seperate you two? I think you're bad influences on each other.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:15 PM
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It's not a carpet dammit!!! It's a purifying ROBE, complete with matching hat and binky
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:13 PM
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NO! Oh, no...worse than mark and chris...and it's not like I didn't
have help. I never talk dirty, EVER...and the first time I do, I'm pretending to be a freakin child wearing a carpet, wanting to molest someone with a banana, then eat the remains with the banana... this is why I don't talk dirty. see, it's disgusting. anyone swollen?
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Devil
LMAO fook me! You are funny!!!!!!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:11 PM
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Spitfire
Well I can't speak for that swollen goober, but I'm sorry. Wanna join in?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:09 PM
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shit, I'm sorry again... I didn't mean to turn this serious post into
a banana eatin puddin contest debate thingy...it's just that YLF has damaged me, with that creepy picture. Really, it did. I think I outta write a public article about it, to warn others. seriously, I didn't mean to turn this into some type of carpet-laden banana dildo using to make bananacum puddin porn.
forgive? Ladys fault anyway..
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 10:09 PM
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Okay, LadyofS, yeah
I did almost shit when I realized what happened in here! Dear God! I've created monsters of DEVILINME and LadyofShallot! What happened here? See what happens when I leave Blogitville to simply eat dinner and watch the Apprentice? JFC. And I thought Mark and Chris2303 were bad. Last time I ever leave the two of
you unsupervised!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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She's good huh?
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:02 PM
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Holy crap, Devil! That almost got me turned on!
How sick am I??
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:01 PM
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Spitfire
I'll forgive you as me and Devil desecrated your blog
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 10:00 PM
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I-R-William, okay.
I'll try. IF THIS SHIT STOPS! Otherwise, I may have to resort to bustin' skulls 'round here!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 10:00 PM
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They've made the rounds, that's for sure.
posted by
Renigade
on March 17, 2005 at 10:00 PM
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Damn, LadyofS, I'm all over the friggin place...
I must have had my head in the clouds that day. Me sowwy.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 9:58 PM
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I'm all over it, Scoopy! And you can come out of your room now.
It's safe. I promise. Muuuwwaahaaahaaahaa! Really. It's safe.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 17, 2005 at 9:57 PM
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mine either.......Spitfire is going to shit when she sees this.
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 8:38 PM
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honey, my goober hasn't been swollen in a long, long time
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 8:36 PM
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Guess I'm cummin to the mighty Mississip, swollen goobers at your house!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 8:35 PM
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when and where..I hear you can get a goober good and swollen!
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 8:29 PM
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screw you then
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 8:18 PM
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Alright lady, I just figured you could take it, I saw your post in MA,
and thought maybe you could be one of my "special" servents. But nevermind! I have no use for one who doesn't want to eat their own pudding.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 8:14 PM
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OMG stop! You are ruining dessert for me!
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 8:03 PM
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Yeah, you liked that didn't you? Carpet daddy knows what his lil'
lady likes...homeade puddin' tonight suga...extra curdy...carpetdaddy like!
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 8:01 PM
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LMAO EWWWWWWW
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 7:57 PM
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wonderful idea and practical as well..when your done, you can
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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wonderful idea and practical as well..when your done, you can
have banana pudding!
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 7:53 PM
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ok I choose the banana from Spitfire's other post, as it is chock full O uses. Thank you for the reprieve
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 7:44 PM
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You will be forgiven, as I am a forgiving carpetman..but first, as
a tribute to and respect for me, you must lay on your best carpet and insert a blunt object into any open area on yourself you chose. You must repeat this at your own pace, many times.
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 7:43 PM
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Oh I am sorry nightmare fabric baby. I am shit on your heels! Please spare my life, I promise I will not speak of the enjoyment of sex, or other "normal" things ever again. Forgiveness please
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 7:37 PM
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lady, shut up and bow...how dare you speak such irritation at me!
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 7:34 PM
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Oh gOD not that thing again
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 7:21 PM
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Whammie had it comin'!! She is a dirty girl, a dirty, dirty girl...
and she will suffer my wrath. I am Carpethead the Great, and you must now answer to me! All of you, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!! Especially you Whammie, down, now, then down on all fours, then on your back with all fours in the air...then...
posted by
Kiddo75
on March 17, 2005 at 7:05 PM
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Spitfire, Don't let the bad drive you out. OK ?
posted by
I-R-William
on March 17, 2005 at 7:01 PM
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Where were you the other day, i could have used someone besides reni sticking up for me
posted by
ladyofshalott
on March 17, 2005 at 6:41 PM
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Oh great now someone has pissed off Spitfire, and like they say
"If momma ain't happy, no one is gonna be happy", I hope you guys are happy I'm going to my room. Sic 'em Oh fiery one!
posted by
scoop
on March 17, 2005 at 6:37 PM
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