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I'm sure the fly would have tasted a lot better dipped in chocolate
Dennis. It would probably have balanced out the tartness, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 13, 2005 at 2:13 PM
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Fire
I've had chocolete covered ants before. They didn't taste like anything except chocolete, with a crunch. I wonder, if you put chocoloete on a fly....
posted by
Dennis_Kemano
on March 13, 2005 at 9:29 AM
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OMG, yeah, Temple! I saw that episode, too!
What a dumbass. Have you noticed that even her close friends and husband just stop and look at her in disbelief so often?? No, it's certainly NOT fair that she has all that money with no brains. If she didn't have her husband, I think she'd get lost just getting out of her own bed in the morning.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 12, 2005 at 5:00 PM
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Oops, too late, Jimmy. She saw it!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 12, 2005 at 4:57 PM
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Uh oh, Jimmy! Hope temple didn't see that!
But seriously, you ate a bag of ant infested Doritos? Did you know they were there while ya sat there satisfying the munchies? Holy crap. And they say
I'm weird.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 12, 2005 at 4:56 PM
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p.s. don't let that deep in like comment fool you...
I adore him lots and their is a great.....er....um...physcial expression of that. ;) Heat.
posted by
Temple
on March 12, 2005 at 2:18 AM
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married? damn, y'all....
We've only been together for a few months, and we are not professing to be madly in love. Just deep in like, respect, friendship. Sometimes the slow burns are the best kind. Yeah, he gets squirmy.....but I'm worse. I've been engaged several times....formally, informally, whatever....and never married. Never saw it work out right, so, I just kept waiting for the right guy. :) But, if we ever do get married, maybe as part of our honeymoon we'll travel round the country and meet all of our blogit family. I've wanted to do that anyway...but, we'll probably do that before any "I do's" are said. ;)
Sorry, real reason I came in here...and then had to trace that comment....is because of a Jessica Simpson comment I just saw that I had to tell you. I'm tired and too lazy to find something else on. She thought calamari was octopus. Well, we know it's squid, and as she's arguing about how it's the "same difference" she said, "Well, suppose someone said... 'hey! look at that squid!'...It couldn't be an octopus if it wanted to." ::: scratches head ::: huh? Is it fair that someone so STUPID has all that cash? Wrong, I tell you. Just plain wrong. 
posted by
Temple
on March 12, 2005 at 2:10 AM
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eeeeek...no not eating a fly...
When I was about 14, I got the munchies and ate a half bag of doritos that was infested with ants, they tasted like pepper....nope, not scared of eating bugs...but even jokes about me marrrying again make me squirm...
posted by
jimmy68
on March 12, 2005 at 12:21 AM
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JJ, thanks for the advice, but stay tuned for my next blog
in pets.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 11, 2005 at 6:38 PM
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Well, Spitsi...
I'm sorry. I did forget about your being a princess. What was I thinking? On grasshoppers, they actually fly. The big leap is nothing more than a power assisted take off. They need that because they fly so lousy. And yes, it was a full meal. I didn't eat until the next day.
On a more serious note: watch the new dog real close when she meets the squirrel. I knew one person who had a straight Alaskan Husky (blue eyes, gray/white hair, natural eye liner, etc.) and that dog, as nice as she was, went absolutely nuts around any animal, big or small, that wasn't a dog. I'm not sure whether they had her spayed or not.
JJ World's Foremost Expert
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 11, 2005 at 6:01 PM
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Quirky, I suppose most would have spit it out, but
well, yeah, most would. I really don't know why I decided to eat it. I guess I figured, well, it's already in my mouth and I didn't take too much time to ponder what to do.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 11, 2005 at 5:47 PM
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Dennis, I'm not sure if there are different flavors of flies
but I have eaten a few nats and they really don't taste like anything. Maybe they're just too small to have flavor.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 11, 2005 at 5:45 PM
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Damn, Gypsy! I thought my brother was bad by holding me down
and doing the "mucus drip" and tickle tortures til I peed.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 11, 2005 at 5:43 PM
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Sir JJ,
I really don't feel guilty about eating that fly. I really don't care, actually. And yes, we do dip dogs to waste fleas and ticks, but I don't do it myself. My staff does that. You forget what a princess I am! How did a grasshopper get in front of your bike? That's one hell of a jump. He must have made a meal for ya!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 11, 2005 at 5:42 PM
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HolyG, my Australian Shepherd was a master at
catching flies mid air, too. Brittany and Stonci would try and try, but Taylor would just lay there quietly watching, waiting, then the fly would zip by and SNATCH! Weird to see dogs do that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 11, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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That was so funny! But you know, most "normal" people would have spit the thing out, not chomped and swallowed. Only you I think, would do that.
posted by
Julia.
on March 11, 2005 at 2:55 PM
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Fire
I think I'm going to be sick.
Just kidding! 
Actually, this was a very entertaining post! By the way, I always heard they were sweet. I guess that's not the case. I wonder if there are different flavors of flies.
Okay, I'm going to be sick.
posted by
Dennis_Kemano
on March 11, 2005 at 7:42 AM
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Spitfire...
My brother used to hold me down and feed me bugs all the time. I've committed mass murder that way LOL Funny post!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on March 11, 2005 at 6:06 AM
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Spitsie,
I know a lot of people like to use fly swatters. I don't think any of them have ever expressed even a twinge of guilt. Do you think fly swatters should have a two-week waiting period?
Do you dip dogs to waste ticks, or have someone else do it? That's what cow eaters do when they can't think of those poor cows that are just dying to be in a Big Mac. Or are they still using Kangaroos for those? I ate a grasshopper once. It flew in front of my motorcycle. I couldn't spit it out for the wind, and my lip was bleeding and hurt like hell, and I was so pissed off that I swallowed it rather than screw around. I might have felt guilty, but I think the pain made me feel like it was grasshopper justice.
I think I'm getting as crazy as you are. Sir JJ aka The Mongoose
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 11, 2005 at 4:48 AM
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Oh my...there went my appetite.....Poor little guy. Charlie likes to catch them in mid-air, frog style.
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 11, 2005 at 4:24 AM
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