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Anything for you, JJ.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 8, 2005 at 6:36 PM
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Thank U Spits,
Mostly, I went back and looked later and decided that some of my rather profane remarks would be undesireable all the way around. I had just wrapped up a pleasant argument and was not quite my cautious self. tanx...
JJ.. Stressed Loony
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 8, 2005 at 12:15 AM
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JJ, as per your request, I've deleted the comments...
Happy pappy? I wasn't really understanding why you wanted them deleted, but I know better not to follow your orders.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 7, 2005 at 5:32 PM
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Tanool, LOL!
Weird shit, huh?!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 5, 2005 at 7:14 PM
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Jeez.... stalk the pet now!!! LOL
posted by
Tanoolicious
on March 5, 2005 at 6:28 PM
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I know, Rach, people do tend to spend money on
the stupidest things. I suppose if ya got the scratch to burn....
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 5, 2005 at 5:00 PM
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Oh, and Mark,
Of course mum's the word. I thought that was already in the contract I signed a while back. Isn't that the standard policy of the center?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 5, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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And JJ, huh?
I must be missing something. You guys are confwusin' me!
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 5, 2005 at 4:58 PM
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Mark, what?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 5, 2005 at 4:58 PM
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Wow...
That's crazy stuff...
You gotta wonder how many people will actually shell out the moolah for something like this...
posted by
RachelAnna
on March 5, 2005 at 12:01 PM
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JJ ~ There's no need for that ~
The shoes will disintegrate in a few hours on their own. Keep them off the carpeting, though.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 6:50 AM
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I stepped in something--some kind of lard--leaving to clean shoes.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 5, 2005 at 6:27 AM
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What what?
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 5, 2005 at 6:20 AM
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JJ ~ I see. What?
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 6:14 AM
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Don't think what's REAL? Nothing is real, that's what.
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 5, 2005 at 6:07 AM
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JJ? Don't worry...he doesn't even think I'm 'real'...
...whatever THAT means. Which would actually be welcome news, all things considered.
So mum's the word on our little "Discovery Weekend" here at the center? Got it.
posted by
mark2556
on March 5, 2005 at 5:33 AM
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JJ, I applaud your REAL manly take on the neutering issue
cause too many males are so against neutering their dogs...til they get testicular cancer, inappropriate aggression towards them, roam the streets to mate and get hit by cars, prostate cancer....etc.... Basically, they realize the importance of it when it's too late. Their beloved dog is dead. I can't stress enough that IT'S A DOG, not a human and besides, we don't remove the dog's penis...it's STILL a MALE dog! Hmmm...I think I love you now more than I did before, Baby... 
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 4, 2005 at 10:29 PM
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Well, Mark, I'd take one significant hint into consideration...
Just as I told JJ, SHE'S a mistress of masquerades...she convinced you she was a boy dog the last time you met her, didn't she?! hehe Be afraid. Be very afraid. And the next time you're here, (don't tell JJ, please. He's been known to get violently jealous) sleep with one eye open, K?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 4, 2005 at 10:23 PM
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JJ Netstalker Extraordinaire,
K, so yeah, I'll admit, she has spoken highly of you to date...but still... she's a mistress of masquerades and can strike at any moment unpredictabally....
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 4, 2005 at 10:20 PM
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Spits,
I forgot. A friend of mine has a Doberman that he refuses to have fixed. He claims that he won't have it done because of the ''poor dog.'' I know, in fact, that Larry's male ego is the only thing that will be harmed and that the dog's feelings are only of secondary concern. The falsies would be good to either sell him on the idea, or convince him of his idiocy. I'll have to look into the matter. luv (tell Stonci I said hi).......
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 4, 2005 at 7:47 PM
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I didn't know talking to the dawg was such work.
Will he give me the same dumb look when I talk to him over the phone?
posted by
mark2556
on March 4, 2005 at 7:45 PM
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Spitfi
Stonci hadn't told me about her phone, but no matter. I'm sure she'll be pleased to see me next time I'm around the place. I have become quite good friends with her in my visits to your area. Sweet doggie. She knows the good guys from the bad guys.
See ya--my dreams or yours...... JJ..... Netstalker Extraordinaire
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 4, 2005 at 7:36 PM
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JJ, I figured as much. Oh well.
Stonci doesn't need a cell phone. She uses mine when she has to make a call.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 4, 2005 at 6:16 PM
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Mia, aww! That's so cute!
K, I've done that on occasion, too, but don't tell anyone.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 4, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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Spitsy,
I just heard it on the grapevine. These things are a plot by the FBI to wire the dogs of idiots who buy the things. Such people really do need to be monitored.
JJ
posted by
Jack_Flash
on March 4, 2005 at 2:43 PM
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Spitfire,
This reminds me of when I used to call my dog from work and leave her a message on the answering machine. I usually did it whenever it was stormy outside because my dog is afraid of thunder and lightening. I'd usually say, "Hey baby, it's mommy, don't be scared. I'll be home soon." And then oneday...surprise, surpise...my mom answered, she went over to let my dog out and bring me some food she had cooked. "What are you doing calling the dog?" she asked. I was so embarrassed. I stopped calling after that day...haha.
posted by
MiaElla
on March 4, 2005 at 8:19 AM
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Oh, PoopyH,
I assume it's like that "auto answer" that we humans have on our own phones. If I have my ear piece thingie in my ear (or at least plugged into the phone) it will automatically connect the call after one or two rings without me having to push a button or do anything. I'm sure that's how it would work, too.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 3, 2005 at 11:12 PM
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Okay, so you call him...how does he answer the thing?
posted by
Julia.
on March 3, 2005 at 10:16 PM
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Yep, HolyG. It's real.
Strange times we live in, huh?
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 3, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Voyager, hmmm, parrots, huh?
Well, I suppose if they had one they'd be racking up double charges.
posted by
SpitFire70
on March 3, 2005 at 5:53 PM
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Oh my...is this for real? Charlie would figure it out and I really would end up with roaming charges!
posted by
Holy_Grail
on March 3, 2005 at 5:43 PM
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This is amazing Spitfire! I guess only some parrotts would have a full benefit of cell phones! LOL! see ya!! VOYAGER9940
posted by
Voyager9940
on March 3, 2005 at 5:05 PM
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