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Vibrance,

So you like dingleberries, eh? LOL. Did you know what it meant too??

posted by Julia. on March 2, 2005 at 10:03 AM | link to this | reply

Mayb,

It's true they are, and it is kind of sad. On the one hand we must act in ways to protect ourselves, so if a man approached me with that I might automatically react cautiously. But there is a difference between healthy self preservation and paranoia (did I spell that right?).

posted by Julia. on March 2, 2005 at 10:02 AM | link to this | reply

dingleberry LOL..what a great word. Love Vibrance

posted by Vibrance on March 2, 2005 at 5:26 AM | link to this | reply

I remember once running after a woman to tell her that she had left her bag in a bar. When she turned around she had a look of mistrust and fear on her face that it made me regret my effort. When she got the bag she did not even have it in her to say thank you. People are so fearful these days that they are not open to anything.

posted by Azur on March 2, 2005 at 1:49 AM | link to this | reply

sassy,

apparently I'm the only person on the planet who did not know about a dingleberry.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 10:57 PM | link to this | reply

I always thought that dingleberry was another word for

Cling-on. I admit that I am one of those ladies that doesn't like the free samples. They start talking the over priced product up and expect you to make a purchase. My theory is if I wanted to buy something, I don't need to be led to it. I already know what I like and what works for me. I also used to sell Avon and there stuff just doesn't do it for me.

posted by Sherri_G on March 1, 2005 at 8:33 PM | link to this | reply

strictly dickly.....good one

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 4:19 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky... we're educating you today aren't we LOL

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 4:14 PM | link to this | reply

I think so Quirky. Come on gyps it's ok

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 4:14 PM | link to this | reply

Gypsy,

Did you just unleash another one of those terms that I've never heard before? Strictly dickly...nice alliteration.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 4:13 PM | link to this | reply

Darrke,

You know, I always feel guilty too when I take the sample but know I won't be buying anything. That's human nature I guess.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 4:12 PM | link to this | reply

Geez.. makes me wish I wasn't strictly dickly lol

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 4:12 PM | link to this | reply

Lady,

Uh-oh, I may be in for more than I can handle.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 4:11 PM | link to this | reply

I hate taking the free samples unless it's something I might be interested in. I usually only get the ones that resemble snack food for my kid...and feel guilty because I know I won't be buying the full-sized box later!

posted by DarrkeThoughts on March 1, 2005 at 4:09 PM | link to this | reply

Come on down! I think gypsy is ready to release her super secret tongue roll onto a new victim.

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 4:01 PM | link to this | reply

Gypsy and Lady,

Maybe I could join you for a threesome--before my execution tomorrow I think I should try something new and different.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:59 PM | link to this | reply

Now gypsy darlin'.......come on. You know I love that hip trick you do

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 3:58 PM | link to this | reply

Woooohooooo Lady has outted us!!

And I have to say... she is a hot frickin ticket in bed baby!

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 3:55 PM | link to this | reply

witchflower,

Oh, help me, your middle paragraph is the funniest thing I've read on Blogit for a long time.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:54 PM | link to this | reply

Original,

You never know...what?

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:52 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky

sorry....couldn't resist

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 3:52 PM | link to this | reply

mark2556,

"Mary Kay subversives"--haha, too funny, thanks for the laugh I needed that!

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:51 PM | link to this | reply

lady,

hey, way to trump me in the rumor department sweetheart.

That was fab.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:50 PM | link to this | reply

Ariala,

They would have gone, "Blog? What the he** is a blog you crazy loon, get away from me!" lol.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:48 PM | link to this | reply

actually I didn't wan to say anything.......and I should probably talk to gypsy first, but we're lovers. And we are so in sync we just do these weird things. Right baby?

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 3:48 PM | link to this | reply

Tanoo,

Yes they are way way too paranoid if I scare them...no, wait that's probably not true. lol.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:47 PM | link to this | reply

Gypsy and lady, let's start a rumor:

Gypsyredhead33 and Ladyof Shallot are one and the same, pass it on!

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 3:46 PM | link to this | reply

Too bad. . .

they didn't know a good thing when they saw it. Guess you need to be a little old lady in a white apron with a frypan full of sausage to get their attention. Or cheese and crackers; usually can't even get close to the table with that one.

How this post went from Avon to queefs is a convoluted journey, but it's hilarious. I knew dingleberry, but I didn't know queef. I sold Avon many years ago, and neither word ever came up or appeared in a brochure.

Good luck with your venture. My daughter also sold Avon and now Mary Kay, and repeat business is the key, I guess. My downfall was that I bought so much product for myself and my kids, my profit after one year was $100. It was kind of fun, though, and I met some very nice people. It was a good way to get acquainted when I moved into a new area.

posted by Witchflower on March 1, 2005 at 1:42 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky...you never know these days....

posted by Original_Influence on March 1, 2005 at 12:38 PM | link to this | reply

First the Avon Lady, next the Hari Krishnas ~

And let's not forget those Mary Kay subversives. It's all a plot by....I dunno, somebody.

posted by mark2556 on March 1, 2005 at 11:37 AM | link to this | reply

LOL, you should have told them they were just objects for your blog topic

of the day...wait, that wouldn't have helped.

posted by Ariala on March 1, 2005 at 11:33 AM | link to this | reply

Quirky, I completely understand what you mean and people are too paranoid these days

posted by Tanoolicious on March 1, 2005 at 11:16 AM | link to this | reply

Have a fab day and thanks for the "info"--

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:15 AM | link to this | reply

I agree. That was hilarious!!! Oh no! Kindred spirits on blogit?

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 11:15 AM | link to this | reply

It's ok, great minds and all that.

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 11:13 AM | link to this | reply

gypsy, wow...I was typing the same thing you were at the same time...uh-oh, I'm freaking now.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:13 AM | link to this | reply

Gypsy and "Lady"--

once again, I'm amazed as your knowledge. An indespensable twosome, you are.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:12 AM | link to this | reply

And see.. Lady and I are a perfect pair!

When I'm delicate she isn't and when she is, I'm not LOL.

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 11:12 AM | link to this | reply

queef is a vagina fart. LMAO. No wench, although it suits me better

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 11:10 AM | link to this | reply

Quirky...

You just made me snarf my drink LOL... ok a queef... um let me see if I can put this delicately. It's the output of air from the vaginal canal that makes the same noise as flatulence.

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 11:10 AM | link to this | reply

Lady,

Well, it's not like your moniker is Wench-of-Shallot?? lol.

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:08 AM | link to this | reply

okay Gypsy, I'll bite,

what is a queef?

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:08 AM | link to this | reply

Tanoo,

No, but I'm a very respectable-looking gal, and I was just trying to hand them a nice shiny foil packet as I asked them if they would like a free sample...what is there to be suspicious about?? You are right, some were very rude!

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:07 AM | link to this | reply

LOL......refined......rotflmao...GOOD ONE

posted by ladyofshalott on March 1, 2005 at 11:06 AM | link to this | reply

quirky, did you have a stand set up at the supermarket promoting the name of the product? If not then some people would be a little suspicious... but their reactions were very rude!!!

posted by Tanoolicious on March 1, 2005 at 11:04 AM | link to this | reply

I had three older brothers!!!

They delighted in telling me what a queef was too.

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on March 1, 2005 at 11:04 AM | link to this | reply

renigade,

me too, that's why I signed on to sell the Wrinkle Cream so I could get a discount and slather my face with the stuff. So far, my skin has never looked better!

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:04 AM | link to this | reply

Gypsy and Lady,

How do two such refined lovely ladies as you, know such a thing????????

posted by Julia. on March 1, 2005 at 11:02 AM | link to this | reply

Hey, I take wrinkles VERY seriously. LOL.

posted by Renigade on March 1, 2005 at 11:02 AM | link to this | reply

There ya go! I knew someone would fill you in. Good job gypsy, I wasn't going to say it