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                    Very cute story...
                
                do you suppose that Ariala liked it? And I fussed at her for misleading headlines...
 It's a competition, right? Maybe a private joke?
  Mike's Goddess
                
                    posted by
                    mikes_goddess
                     on March 1, 2005 at 12:56 PM
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                    Great story, but what does it have to do with title?  Sean
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    itisdone
                     on February 28, 2005 at 6:22 PM
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                    LMAO
                
                You only just discovered this? I thought that most men were lesbians. That is quite an inventive story Mr. Chris.
                
                    posted by
                    Sherri_G
                     on February 28, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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                    Thanks SYMPHONY,
                
                birthday girl.  My birthday's in March, too.  Interesting huh?  Maybe not...
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 10:33 AM
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                    gypsyredhead
                
                Glad you liked it!  And listen, as long as you say 'thank-you' afterwards I don't care what your hair colour or weight is.
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 10:31 AM
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                    Hung like an elephant?  Me?
                
                Well, maybe a miniature elephant perhaps.  Still, it makes up for my ludicrously tiny penis.
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 10:29 AM
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                    LOFL.......
                
                so very funny....hehehe
                
                    posted by
                    _Symphony_
                     on February 28, 2005 at 7:59 AM
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                    Devil, I'm only interested if he's hung without one...hehehe
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Ariala
                     on February 28, 2005 at 7:45 AM
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                    Chris...This was hilarious, thanks for a monday laugh.
                
                Since I'm not a lesbian, I do rather like you in a different way than Ariala... I'm just a bit too chubby and redheaded for you LOL
                
                    posted by
                    RedHeadedGypsy
                     on February 28, 2005 at 7:43 AM
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                    Ari, please.  All that complaining about his penis being so small, couldn't
                
                do that much damage...But what's that saying, something like "me thinks they protest too much", or something like that.  I'm beginning to think he's hung like a elephant.  Knock down a few buildings..so watch out!
                
                    posted by
                    Kiddo75
                     on February 28, 2005 at 6:52 AM
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                    Devil, you're scaring me. Stop it.
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Ariala
                     on February 28, 2005 at 6:48 AM
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                    Ariala..I think chris wouldn't mind giving it to ya...lol
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Kiddo75
                     on February 28, 2005 at 6:45 AM
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                    Practice your Photoshop skills by putting him in heavy rouge and lipstick.
                
                And if you could send them to me by 9 tonight I'm sure I'll sleep much better.
                
                    posted by
                    mark2556
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:57 AM
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                    mark:
                
                Wednesday?  Oh great.  What am I supposed to do with all these pictures of McCauley Culkin and me in the meantime?
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:53 AM
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                    Oh, my yes!!
                
                Chocolate rosettes, too?  I'll get right to work.  Mmmmmnph!
                
                    posted by
                    mark2556
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:51 AM
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                    renigade3
                
                Hooray, now all I have to do is get my passport back from Interpol and I really will have a chance.
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:51 AM
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                    mark2556
                
                Shit, there's no time.  Just stick it in the fridge and we'll use it as icing for SYMPHONY's birthday cake.
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:49 AM
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                    Chris ~  Ariala's still working on the 'Being Funny' thing...
                
                ...but so far we're only up to Slapstick.  Sexual humour (see?  
humour....ain't I the one?) isn't until Wednesday.
                
                    posted by
                    mark2556
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:45 AM
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                    Okay--After that joke you stand a chance!  ROFL!
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Renigade
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:44 AM
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                    Damn cheap vinyl liners!
                
                We're gonna need a box of baking soda and some antibiotics.  Like, really quickly.
                
                    posted by
                    mark2556
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:43 AM
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                    Ariala:  Don't worry, I never expected you to get it.
                
                 
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:41 AM
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                    mark
                
                Hmm, looks like something in that bag of yours is leaking...please tell me you tied up the samples.
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:40 AM
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                    scoop
                
                Thanks muchly, sir!
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:38 AM
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                    I don't get it...but I'm sure it's funny.
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    Ariala
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:36 AM
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                    Cowgorl bulls....yummy!
                
                I love them, too.  That's why I carry this purse instead of my biker-chick one ~
  Yippee-o-ky-a!!
                
                    posted by
                    mark2556
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:10 AM
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                    No one can top the Chris Man, thanks for that
                
                
                
                    posted by
                    scoop
                     on February 28, 2005 at 5:00 AM
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                    Ann
                
                Fantastic!  Have a good rest of the day, too...
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 4:25 AM
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                Slow cowpoke fast on the brainwash. Goes well for a nice start to a day.;-)
Ann
                
                    posted by
                    A-and-B
                     on February 28, 2005 at 4:22 AM
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                    Justsouno 
                
                Yet sometime not enough...moohaha
                
                    posted by
                    chris2303
                     on February 28, 2005 at 2:13 AM
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                    You are too, too, much! LOL
                
                 
                
                    posted by
                    Justi
                     on February 28, 2005 at 1:34 AM
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