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This was fun to read. Do you still have your hair?

posted by ThomasFranklin on February 20, 2005 at 9:43 AM | link to this | reply

thanks Ca88andra
surprisingly.....it is more money for children, but I don't think any amount of moeny...will want me to do the next one...too much hard work

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:44 PM | link to this | reply

it cerainly is, SpitFire70

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:43 PM | link to this | reply

thank you very much theinnkeepersdaughter

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:43 PM | link to this | reply

ARGUS
hehehe, I believe that to be right....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:42 PM | link to this | reply

hehehe DivineDiva
that sounds like a great idea...and oh yeah paypack is earned here to be used...LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:41 PM | link to this | reply

LOL.....good thinking Moondawg
a clown it is......hehehe

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:41 PM | link to this | reply

If I were you I would charge more for a kids party! Good luck with the next one...

posted by Ca88andra on February 19, 2005 at 7:44 PM | link to this | reply

Ahhh, payback's a bitch!!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 19, 2005 at 7:18 PM | link to this | reply

Symphony...
I've been through that before and I sympathesize with you completely.  Put your feet up, have a cup of tea and put on a song that was made before WW2 and relax and blog to your heart's content.

posted by theinnkeepersdaughter on February 19, 2005 at 3:20 PM | link to this | reply

Sounds like a sound
strategy to me for next time. On the difference between ripe men and little boys, I've heard the main difference to be the price of their toys.

posted by ARGUS on February 19, 2005 at 3:11 PM | link to this | reply

Patience of a saint

You have the patience of a saint Symph, I'd have put tape on the little darlings mouths and tied them to their chairs .

I think you should tell your cousin that everyone was SO well behaved, it was such a treat, that you got extra cash because everyone was so nice....and you'll do this again any day of the week. That guarantees she'll take the next gig.

Payback is fair ????

posted by DivineDiva on February 19, 2005 at 2:58 PM | link to this | reply

You might also tell
your cousin that they requested that she dress as a clown. Oh how evil we can be when it comes time for the pay back.

posted by Moondawg on February 19, 2005 at 2:33 PM | link to this | reply

yes thats right Ben,
also.....if the law comes into a pub and you have copied cds.... that you are using to play....then you can get in big trouble for that.....I admit I have one of two copies that I downloaded from the net...OPPS

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:23 PM | link to this | reply

yes exactley, Tanoolicious
nobody would want to put there hand in their own pocket

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:21 PM | link to this | reply

this was a one off children party, Ben
we don't usually cater for childrens partys.but a lady who knows my cousin rang and asked if we could do it....very short notice...only new yesterday.....so no we would not usually ask!...

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:19 PM | link to this | reply

I saw my guy friends, party DJs, who gave away photos. They were careful to avoid giving free CD reproductions as these are controlled by copyright.

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on February 19, 2005 at 1:18 PM | link to this | reply

Well the way I see it Sym, they pay you to do something and not come running in with gifts.. thats not your responsibility...  Bens right, you can suggest it to some people but im sure they will shout NO coz not many people like to spend money hehehe

posted by Tanoolicious on February 19, 2005 at 1:18 PM | link to this | reply

Tanoolicious
I agree...it should be the parents responsibilty...thats the annoying thing....I don't have money to play with, I buy what I can, the idea of printing out fav stars may be good...but I wont be giving them pressies to take home too......they get little gifts when the win comps

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:15 PM | link to this | reply

Good idea, tanoolicious.

Symphony, have you tried asking the hostess/mother to provide the token gifts?

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on February 19, 2005 at 1:15 PM | link to this | reply

I know, renigade3
its my nature....so what time you want them to arrive

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:13 PM | link to this | reply

thanks Ben
wow, you have many great ideas....thank you

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:12 PM | link to this | reply

Ben when we used to make birthday parties, my mom would have a birthday bag with little gifts to give to each child during games and when they were going home... at the rate Symph is going if she gives out prizes. she wont have any money left LOL so i the moms responsibility to give the person leading the party these gifts...

posted by Tanoolicious on February 19, 2005 at 1:10 PM | link to this | reply

Symph--You are so gracious...You always give, give, give...lol

posted by Renigade on February 19, 2005 at 1:09 PM | link to this | reply

Just a small idea on prizes - how about printing photos of fave stars? Get the free for reproduction pics from internet. Stickers, tiny bottles of nail polish etc.

Ben.



posted by A-and-B on February 19, 2005 at 1:06 PM | link to this | reply

LOL.....renigade3

how about as a compromise I send you my kids with the music.....

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:05 PM | link to this | reply

Geez!!! I already had their bags packed! LOL

posted by Renigade on February 19, 2005 at 1:03 PM | link to this | reply

LOL....that last comment was for Ben!
renigade keep your kids to yourself...I am not your f*cking babysitter......LOFL

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:02 PM | link to this | reply

yeah that would be an idea!
but I spent enough money on the prizes for the singing competitions and dancing competitions. and you don't get re-funded....it is very hard when I am there a lone and the parents leave me to it.....but thanks anyway

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 1:01 PM | link to this | reply

MY kids love music. What time shall I send them over?

posted by Renigade on February 19, 2005 at 12:58 PM | link to this | reply

yes, defintley Tanoolicious
something I would never ever see....

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 12:58 PM | link to this | reply

Thay can't get their hands off the banned equipment - sounds very bad. How about small prizes for listening/good behavior?

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on February 19, 2005 at 12:57 PM | link to this | reply

it would go down in history if kids sat still for 3 hours and at a birthday party no less

posted by Tanoolicious on February 19, 2005 at 12:54 PM | link to this | reply

wow, .....Ben if we did not have games it would have been worse....
the point is to sing and dance, so they're not meant to sit for 3 hours... but stay off the stage and leave things alone...not too much to ask.....especially as I am doing the entertainment...I am not a babysitter

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 12:52 PM | link to this | reply

Sounds like they like to be actively involved. Are games allowed in your program? They can't sit still for 3 hours.

Ben.

posted by A-and-B on February 19, 2005 at 12:44 PM | link to this | reply

LOL...SillySoul88
my thoughts exactley.....sometimes I love the job...but kids partys are a no no

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:23 AM | link to this | reply

lol oh good christ, now that is my interpration of hell
Britney Spears and a lot of ankle bite-ers. lol. ~Silly

posted by SillySoul88 on February 19, 2005 at 11:21 AM | link to this | reply

thanks lovelyladymonk
yes I am having a much better time now....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 11:07 AM | link to this | reply

LOL...Sorry things went so badly for you...Hope you're having a better evening now.

God bless.

posted by lovelyladymonk on February 19, 2005 at 10:56 AM | link to this | reply

heheheh gypsyredhead33 ...thanks...yeah thats right you can!
and yes I am having a great evening...I have sepnt time with the children and I am also catching up with a bit of TV...something I don't normaly do on a weekend.....

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 10:50 AM | link to this | reply

Symph...
Ugh I bet that did suck. At least you can smack drunken old men in the head when they get on your nerves. Here's hoping you're enjoying the evening.

posted by RedHeadedGypsy on February 19, 2005 at 10:28 AM | link to this | reply

I know!.........scriber ...hehehe

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 9:57 AM | link to this | reply

thanks for sharing ginnieb

yes, I do karaoke usually night time for adults but this was a childrens birthday party and it was very hard work....I could not wait to come home...and yeah your right the noise was unbearable...

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 9:56 AM | link to this | reply

Symp--such a scheming mind.

posted by scriber on February 19, 2005 at 9:33 AM | link to this | reply

Was this a 'disco' party for kids? I didn't know much about this phenomenon until I attended one a few years ago in England...it was a birthday party for Steve's neice who was 8 or 9 at the time. Complete with a DJ, flashing lights, tables of snacks and a zillion little kids, it was quite a spectacle. While the kids had a blast..and the adults were asked to join in as well...I was glad when the night came to a close. Too much noise for me!

posted by ginnieb on February 19, 2005 at 9:23 AM | link to this | reply

LOL.....sassyass_64
thats a great saying....and yes my hair has turned grey...hehehe

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 9:16 AM | link to this | reply

Maybe this is where that saying comes from
Children are to be seen and not heard! I would have ripped my hair out for sure!

posted by Sherri_G on February 19, 2005 at 9:01 AM | link to this | reply

thanks for sharing WHAMENATOR

restaurants/eating places and children dont go together....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 8:52 AM | link to this | reply

LOL....thanks Meriouma
I will...you wait!!....LOL

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 8:51 AM | link to this | reply

hello Dee2206

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 8:50 AM | link to this | reply

SYMPH......

Your post reminds me of the time a girlfriend and I went out to dinner for Hibatchi~~~they like to fill the table, so they left us sitting there waiting, and we had had a less than memorable afternoon full of incompetence by everyone we seemed to meet.

The bartender would not serve us, because we were "assigned to a table" and our server would not serve us because our table was not ready.

Finally they brought a woman and 3 small children to the grille, and I went over to the host/hostess, and said, "Excuse me, but I know you do not expect for us to dine at a table with children?" in my best Linda Blair impersonation (from the Exorcist!)  LOL.

That was the Day from Hell, all around when I thinkg back on it! 

posted by WHAMENATOR on February 19, 2005 at 8:10 AM | link to this | reply

Symphony,
You go, girl! Give that cousin of yours what for. Kill them with kindess, I always say. She'll never know what hit it, (unless it's the size of a 5-year-old).

posted by myrrhage_ on February 19, 2005 at 8:06 AM | link to this | reply

posted by Dee2206 on February 19, 2005 at 8:04 AM | link to this | reply

thank you Tanoolicious

posted by _Symphony_ on February 19, 2005 at 7:59 AM | link to this | reply

£"!"%£%£"!£""!£ kids!!!!! PLFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

{{{{hugs}}}}

posted by Tanoolicious on February 19, 2005 at 7:51 AM | link to this | reply