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Wham, thanks for the invite
and I commented in your blog...and made a request!  

posted by SpitFire70 on February 1, 2005 at 9:23 PM | link to this | reply

LoanLady,
The therapy part? Well, hopefully they spent a bit on that. I'm sure most of that is usually up to the child actor later in life!

posted by SpitFire70 on February 1, 2005 at 9:18 PM | link to this | reply

SpitFire,

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posted by WHAMENATOR on February 1, 2005 at 3:13 PM | link to this | reply

Selfish parents probably only wanted the money from the child's commercial. They spent it all on themselves and a little for therapy for the child

posted by the-loanlady on February 1, 2005 at 10:35 AM | link to this | reply

Sorry, Jimmy, I missed that last comment
But me doesn't know the answer!!

posted by SpitFire70 on January 31, 2005 at 5:08 PM | link to this | reply

Moondawggie,
Times do certainly change, don't they?!

posted by SpitFire70 on January 31, 2005 at 5:07 PM | link to this | reply

mysteria,

Me thanx ewe. Shucks.

posted by SpitFire70 on January 31, 2005 at 5:06 PM | link to this | reply

fwmystic,
yes, please do tell me about that boy!

posted by SpitFire70 on January 31, 2005 at 5:05 PM | link to this | reply

What a wonderful angle
Now you have the adults that don't always make it to the bathroom on time. I can just see some poor kid in the school yard being confronted by the bully saying "your mom wears diapers".

posted by Moondawg on January 31, 2005 at 3:48 PM | link to this | reply

(((sPiT)))
you are clever creative and cute!  thanks for the smiles

posted by mysteria on January 31, 2005 at 8:31 AM | link to this | reply

Let me tell you about a boy named Sue

posted by fwmystic on January 31, 2005 at 8:06 AM | link to this | reply

You're right about the quote coming from the Dark Tower Saga...
care to be more specific?

posted by jimmy68 on January 30, 2005 at 10:05 PM | link to this | reply

Hold on a sec, Mark...
I'm still laughing at that dialogue! I don't know what people are thinking. I definitely believe Richard Dick's parents deserve at least a good ass whipping for that. Damn.

posted by SpitFire70 on January 30, 2005 at 3:39 PM | link to this | reply

In the 5th grade, there was a kid in my class named Richard Dick.

I shit you not. Richard Dick. One day the teacher went around the room asking everybody what they wanted to do when they grew up.  Richard's answer was, "Change my name". 

"Oh, Honey, I love you so much! I'm so happy that we're married and my last name is now'Dick' instead of 'Nipple'.  And now we're going to have a baby!"

"That's right, Iwant."

"It's so exciting! Let's name him Richard so he'll be taunted from the first moment he meets another child until the day they close the gas chamber door on him for murdering 47 strangers when he's 35."

"I love you, Iwant."

"I love YOU, Major!"

I mean, what was going through these peoples heads??  Can't people like this be legally shot in some states?

posted by mark2556 on January 30, 2005 at 3:25 PM | link to this | reply