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Ya ummm, I would like to place an order for your nurses uniform please...it matches my stethoscope and sphygmomanometer rather nicely ... For a special discount ~ I will check your HR & BP in the standing, sitting and supine positions...
posted by
Dark_Dreamer
on February 8, 2005 at 1:38 AM
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Everyone should come and see these photos of these hot babes!!!
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 8:16 PM
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This bikini is for those well endowed. I suppose the less puffy would have to make do with stuffings!
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 8:08 PM
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This are your clicks for my 2nd riddle for this evening, cracked code is icicles. Congrats!!!
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 8:02 PM
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I hope to see more interesting pics on the next seasonal tour.
Thanks for playing in my riddle blog. This is my 3rd click.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 6:49 PM
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Congratulations on getting the answer again!!! You're a clever Director.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 6:42 PM
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A & B ~ thanks.
My blogs are nothing if not a place where not a whole lot of thinking is required.
posted by
mark2556
on February 1, 2005 at 6:34 PM
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A tour with so many photos is always good for repeated visits. Hopefully, the entrance fees don't rise as the crowd thickens.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on February 1, 2005 at 6:31 PM
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HERE'S A BIG P.S.
If you need to call me, use the cell number. I'll be away picking out my new Lexus. The baby says he just can't ride around in that Mazda anymore and can Daddy buy us a Lexus.
posted by
Passionflower
on February 1, 2005 at 3:38 PM
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YOU MAY ALREADY BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!
Mark:::::I'm happy to see that your new, highly profitable venture is taking off so well. Looks like you could earn zillions with these *Amazing New Products*.
My lawyer will contact you later today about revising your scheduled child support payments.
He also thinks we can get child support even before the baby is born. After all, I have to eat, so that the baby can eat. Right? Do you follow my lawyer's thinking here? He's thinking this could revolutionize the whole child support industry.
He's gonna piss his pants when I tell him about your new and extremely profitable business.
posted by
Passionflower
on February 1, 2005 at 3:36 PM
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Devil ~ Thank you. That means a lot, what with Ground Hog Day and all...
...coming up tomorrow. In fact, I'm planning a Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center pig-roast for later today to mark the occasion. We don't have any real ground hogs here, but the Everglades is full of wild hogs, and them's good eatin'! You all.
posted by
mark2556
on February 1, 2005 at 6:00 AM
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Hey there..just thought I'd drop in to tell ya "oink oink"..in case you
haven't heard what a pig you are today...lol
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 31, 2005 at 8:20 PM
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Loanlady ~ Don't worry, we know how to deal with postal workers...
...and you may get a pair of previously-owned men's black knee-high support hose as a bonus. Alligators just can't digest them.
posted by
mark2556
on January 31, 2005 at 2:45 PM
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I just sent cash so if the mailman sends you an empty envelope that has been tampered with you'll know who to blame
posted by
the-loanlady
on January 31, 2005 at 2:40 PM
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Loanlady ~ Please address it to:
Commandant
Mark2556 Human Behavior Research Center
Florida Everglades, Florida 33329
Please make your check payable to: Mark2556. Or, just sign it and leave the rest blank.
We'll fill in all the details, free of charge.
Or, just give me your credit card information and I'll take it from there.
posted by
mark2556
on January 31, 2005 at 2:34 PM
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A&B ~ Thank you.
It's not often such meaningless yet unmarketable gets the recognition it deserves. Thanks!
posted by
mark2556
on January 31, 2005 at 2:28 PM
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What a party baby ! Can't find the address where to send the cash
posted by
the-loanlady
on January 31, 2005 at 2:08 PM
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This is a great tour, a bonanza of photos.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on January 31, 2005 at 1:51 PM
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Woooooooo!
posted by
mark2556
on January 31, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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Thanks for the laugh
This is your prize--you've won clicks for guessing "The Heart of the Matter"
posted by
jollyjeff
on January 31, 2005 at 11:02 AM
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msairies ~ That's an excellent suggestion.
...and the girls don't always wipe before donning their Farewell Tour
® thongs. I've checked.
posted by
mark2556
on January 31, 2005 at 6:23 AM
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Since you're into Jello, why don't you design some Jello molds with risque
imprints?
Every time I see thongs, I pray the girls wipe their butts or they'll wind up with brown butt floss.
posted by
msaries
on January 30, 2005 at 1:40 PM
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yes, so I enjoyed!
posted by
Kelli
on January 29, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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Kelli ~ Damn! Timing is everything.
Wait....I'm a GUY!! This problem is solved.
posted by
mark2556
on January 29, 2005 at 6:20 PM
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Well Damn, too bad I'm past the girl on girl thingy or I'd say I enjoyed!
posted by
Kelli
on January 29, 2005 at 6:15 PM
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lol..im stuck on the dead mouse thing..eww..im sure tampon sales just
droped a little..lol..
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 29, 2005 at 8:53 AM
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Devil ~ That slit in the panties is for ventilation.
...at least that's the story I got when I asked the same question about 45 years ago.
posted by
mark2556
on January 29, 2005 at 8:45 AM
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Chris ~ You mean like anal beads, except for women?
...what's the point in that?
posted by
mark2556
on January 29, 2005 at 8:43 AM
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marky baby
A tampon? You know, the dead mouse thing that women put up themsleves once a month when their vaginas are having nose bleeds. Juicy little things, nice to suck on.
posted by
chris2303
on January 29, 2005 at 4:07 AM
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yeah. it kinda shows.. the thongs and all..... he he..my little girl
got a pair of mine while folding clothes, and asked where the "boodie" part was, and why was I wearing panties that were tore..lol
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 28, 2005 at 7:58 PM
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Bombay Saphires to all; this is the best fairwell tour ever.....
posted by
scriber
on January 28, 2005 at 7:23 PM
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Devil ~ Shit, you mean it shows?
I thought I was directing all my love toward Jesus. Aw, shit.
posted by
mark2556
on January 28, 2005 at 5:37 PM
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Damon ~ It takes countless hours of research and practice...
....and a complete vacuum where a social life might otherwise exist. Oh, and lots of pirated porn photos.
posted by
mark2556
on January 28, 2005 at 11:48 AM
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Devil ~ Well, yeah, so long as there medicated.
posted by
mark2556
on January 28, 2005 at 11:46 AM
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I'd Love...
...to be able to manipulate like you, Mark.
Photos I mean, obviously.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 28, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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Mark.. I'm beginning to think you like the ladies... hmmmmmm.
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 28, 2005 at 11:22 AM
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So THAT's what's on my hands!
I had no idea time was so....gooey.
posted by
mark2556
on January 28, 2005 at 11:05 AM
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lol
You've got too much time on your hands...
posted by
RachelAnna
on January 28, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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Chris ~ I'll get your merchandise out immediately.
Be careful when opening the badger box. I had to load the little fucker up with cocaine so he'd stay chipper for the transcontinental flight to the UK. He may be a little angry.
As for your other request; what's a tampon?
posted by
mark2556
on January 28, 2005 at 9:46 AM
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Oh no...
excitement overload...do you have any items for sale that are good at cleaning fresh stains off denim jeans? Er, and furniture? Badgers, too. Fuck it, just send me all of your merchandise and that horny little badger. Also, I want the blonde girl's tampon. Now I'll be able to look like a real sex offender, instead of just some cheap imitation.
posted by
chris2303
on January 28, 2005 at 3:55 AM
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Surely you jest ~
I didn't rise to the top of the food chain to use phoney, plant-based lard wanna-be. We're talking all-natural, wholesome pig-lard, made the old-fashioned way....slaughter the swine and boil them until they slide through a strainer like putrid honey.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 4:48 PM
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hahahahaha, that moon on the teenage girl's picture brings back insane
memories for the oldies around here.
posted by
Ariala
on January 27, 2005 at 4:41 PM
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I hope we're talking immitation lard made from soybean...
posted by
Ariala
on January 27, 2005 at 4:40 PM
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Actually, forget the lithium...it's too expensive. We'll use lard.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 4:39 PM
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Ariala ~ Please bring Moo Moo to the Research Center...
....there's nothing wrong with him that 46,000 volts won't cure. Or lithium.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 3:42 PM
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Symphony ~ No way! You should come to the center for a photo shoot.
And we'll even get film. Swear to God.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 3:21 PM
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Devil ~ Yep, just the kind of guy I am. Always thinking of others...
...usually, when I'm "getting in touch with my inner self" just before going to sleep.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 3:20 PM
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Now, if that ain't a deal, I don't know what is! You know how to make
a gal feel special! You big charmer, you!
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 27, 2005 at 3:15 PM
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Mark, sorry, I had other children before our mutant child was born.
Moo Moo, the Midget and I, well, we had a son uglier than the one that emerged out of you. He was born with Donald Trump hair, and as you can imagine, I have nightmares now. Moo Moo is draining me of the child support fund. I won't begin to tell you about my affair with the President and what happened there. He was so pissed when I broke it off, he started a facking war in Iraq.
posted by
Ariala
on January 27, 2005 at 3:15 PM
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now come on...your describing me right?
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 27, 2005 at 3:15 PM
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Symphony ~ Of course you would. The models are all drug addicts...
...and total sex fiends. Wait...I was thinking there was a down side...oh, yeah, they're skanky.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 3:13 PM
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Devil ~ One 30-minute 'personal' video and 3 used panties.
And I'm not making a dime on this. You get this deal because you're special.
If the used panties could be all-cotton, I'd really appreciate it.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 3:11 PM
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now I want all of it
but I got to say I would look so much better than the girls you have now....
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 27, 2005 at 3:09 PM
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how much would you charge me for a bundle deal on the undies
and sports bra? I'll talk to chris about that other...
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 27, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Ariala ~ Yeah, one night of passion turned into18 months of anguish for me...9 months in labor and another six to sell off the little bugger. Which I wouldn't had to do if you'd sent some child support money.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 3:07 PM
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Funny
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 27, 2005 at 2:54 PM
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Now David, I know the ad's not specific, but I don't think the thong is really for you. Or, call me later and we'll find out.
posted by
mark2556
on January 27, 2005 at 2:52 PM
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And that pic on the other side
Lard!!!!!!!!!
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 27, 2005 at 2:52 PM
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hahahahahahahaha, that is too funny...I should have figured that time I
knocked you up would haunt me forever.
posted by
Ariala
on January 27, 2005 at 2:50 PM
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Oh Jesus!
That thong!!!!!!!!! 
Dude, you are the most hilarious.............!
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 27, 2005 at 2:44 PM
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