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Mark2556 and Chris2303
I can always tell when you two don't take your meds. Naughty Boys! Now Nurse Passionflower will be forced to usher you back into your hospital room, strip off all your clothes and spank you real hard before unleashing other, more exotic types of punishment.
Mark2556:::::I've flown in and out of that airport at Ft. Lauderdale a few times. I'll be happy to drive you and your arsenal down there. Maybe even hold the ammo clips for you, eh?
posted by
Passionflower
on January 23, 2005 at 7:30 PM
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I tried that...the scabs keep falling off and getting "lost", which somehow is a big deal for some people. Hell, even the sheep kick up a fuss over it, which is another reason to keep them heavily sedated and restrained, than goodness.
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 12:16 PM
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mark
Or, simply let it become so rich in yeast that it gets bigger throughs scabs, crabs, and pus. No one will ever know the difference. Unless they're not sheep, then it's different. But who cares? wooo
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:48 AM
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No, I said 'enhancement', which I think means a tattoo of a really BIG dick over the top of my current, compact model.
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 11:41 AM
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Did you say penis enlargement? Why, then check out my post
http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/freemoneywriting/221345
and become a Robo wanker with me. Hooray!
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:37 AM
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Chris ~ I'm afraid that if I lose my rage, my erections won't last as long or lose their 'atom-smasher' quality. And that could lead to drug-assisted penile enhancement. Well, shit, that sounds pretty good, actually.
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 11:36 AM
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That's not whining, you dolt. That's pissing & moaning, followed by an uncontrollable outburst and eventual mental breakdown. And that's just with my funny stuff!
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 11:34 AM
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mark
Sure, I have two prostitutes in the back of my car who will double up as alabis. I hope your rage eases, friend...
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:33 AM
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You're a good writer,
but you whine too much.
posted by
jduwaik
on January 21, 2005 at 4:28 AM
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Scriber ~ Definitely. Kinda goes along with our cute little cold-blooded backyard lizards & giant cockroaches.
posted by
mark2556
on January 20, 2005 at 3:11 PM
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Mark--puke and hilarity don't go together with me. Must be a Fla thing
posted by
scriber
on January 20, 2005 at 2:57 PM
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Thanks Scriber! If you want some really thigh-slapping guffaws, book some flights over the next few days. Man, you'll just puke from the hilarity!
posted by
mark2556
on January 20, 2005 at 2:49 PM
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welcome back. I needed a good laugh, or more.
posted by
scriber
on January 20, 2005 at 2:36 PM
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A&B ~ Thank you...almost as delightful as the looks on the airline ticket agents when you meet them at the airport employee parking lot with high-powered firearms and a pile of worthless tickets you just set ablaze.
posted by
mark2556
on January 20, 2005 at 1:59 PM
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There is humor even in anger. Good post that gave vent to frustrations.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on January 20, 2005 at 1:50 PM
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No, but he did have a secret waistband chuck-full of prescription drugs, which he was kind enough to dip into for me.
Unfortunately, the photo quality is the result of his Krispy Kreme cruller-covered finger smearing over the lens before he took the picture. Damn ham-handed legends of rock!
posted by
mark2556
on January 19, 2005 at 5:48 PM
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He must have been drinking some major booze...you are fuzzy!
posted by
Ariala
on January 19, 2005 at 5:44 PM
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Sure, go ahead and laugh, but I got a photo of the Elvis AND his Krispy Kreme cruller with my camera-phone, and he took one of me, too. See?
Yours Truly taken by the King himself. Oh, yeah.
posted by
mark2556
on January 19, 2005 at 5:34 PM
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LOL...
posted by
Ariala
on January 19, 2005 at 11:47 AM
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