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Wow, Chris2303,
Thanks for bringing me down a notch, because I was feeling rightfully superior before reading this.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 16, 2005 at 8:16 PM
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Yes, yes,.. so true, so true.. BUT.... there are a few out there, who
either have bowel problems, eat that health food that funks it up royally, or the bums on the street who have to eat garbage and small animals..I think their shit may smell a tad bit worse. :)
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 16, 2005 at 12:14 PM
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Hilarious!
You've reduced us all to piles of shit.
posted by
saving_mia
on January 15, 2005 at 4:07 PM
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I fully agree Chris; even the most glamorous of superstars fail the shave their armpits; botton down their bras; and drop their gowns and expose their nickers or g-strings if they got them on. Even royalties do it with their bodyguards and valets. Toilets and bidets flush the same way; faecal microbes are no different.
Kipling said it well, that we should be as comfortable in the company of kings as with the common man. But a word of caveat; if ever you find Yourself in My company, I expect you to walk four paces behind; you are to wait until I am seated before you are; taste my food before I eat it; open my door before I leave or enter wether from my car or from any room.
Humility is for tossers!
posted by
tweedhead
on January 15, 2005 at 12:05 PM
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KlaraRoberts
Fine, I will buy your superior book. Your weak dollar means it will only cost me three English pounds to buy. Everyone wins!
posted by
chris2303
on January 15, 2005 at 11:54 AM
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Really.
posted by
Ariala
on January 15, 2005 at 11:52 AM
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Hey, my shit doesn't stink at all, Chris.
And be sure to buy my book about my other superior qualities too for a mere 595 dollars, US.
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on January 15, 2005 at 9:55 AM
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chris2303, very important indeed!
posted by
kingmi
on January 15, 2005 at 9:42 AM
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Thanks kingmi
I'm just happy to bring peoples' attentions to the importance of shite.
posted by
chris2303
on January 15, 2005 at 9:37 AM
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gypsyredhead
Ooh you cheeky monkey. Are you sure? ;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 15, 2005 at 9:36 AM
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SYMPHONY
That's it homeboy, we are all the same. Thanks for reading
posted by
chris2303
on January 15, 2005 at 9:35 AM
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Chris, lmao, funny dude! good point too.
posted by
kingmi
on January 15, 2005 at 9:06 AM
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Chris...
Nope, I'm still not convinced lmao
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on January 15, 2005 at 8:36 AM
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LOL....great post
we are all the same...whatever the job
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 15, 2005 at 8:12 AM
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