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The Royal family
would be so impressed with this bit of gossip. They may even go as far as dubbing you a knight. Why? Because you are royally full of bullshit! You are a cheeky monkey and you know it!
posted by
Sherri_G
on January 26, 2005 at 10:54 PM
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Um, Chissy, like, have ya ever heard of
the American named Michael Jackson? The "royal family" of America that makes us all embarrassed and cringe. Yeah, so many American's are straight as a board. Brits, Americans..we're all the same in
so many
ways.
posted by
SpitFire70
on January 26, 2005 at 10:37 PM
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There's Some...
...imagery in here that I just can't get out of my head now, dammit.
And there I was, thinking you might be about to tackle THE important royal story of the moment - how the third-in-line-to-the-throne thought it would be a jolly wheeze to turn up to a fancy dress party dressed as a Nazi. I mean, doesn't the guy have bodyguards, or minders, or something?
Oh, and the reason the surname is now Windsor is because it was originally German (and Prince Philip is originally a Greek beach bum) and that was thought inappropriate.
AND WHAT ABOUT FREDDIE MERCURY! PERHAPS THE GREATEST QUEEN EVER TO HAVE LIVED!!!
And Leonardo da Vinci, though I'm not sure he was British.
Oh, and did you know - you can buy faggots here ffrom the chip shop? They're a sort of sausage thing, appropriately enough.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 14, 2005 at 2:35 AM
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Thanks Shavonne
I thought you'd like that bonsai remark...
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:06 AM
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Ca88andra
Well they should be pretty happy, considering how they are a kept family. But they do look awfully queer.
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:06 AM
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Thanks corycc321
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:05 AM
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Thanks Klara,
and just to confirm, we already have enough on our plate after having to apologise for the Spice Girls.
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:05 AM
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gypsyredhead33
Haha, thanks gypsyredhead. Sorry though, we can't take the balme for Celine Dion, especially her inappropriate nose. Besides, we already copped enough shit for the Spice Girls. Oh the humiliation...
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:04 AM
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saving_mia
I think they should change their last name to 'tossers', which would be a lot less confusing for everyone.
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:02 AM
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Danggit Chris. That bonsai thing is hilarious! You did it again! ROFLMAO
posted by
Shavonne
on January 13, 2005 at 7:56 PM
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Of course there are some that think the royal family are gay... or was that happy?
posted by
Ca88andra
on January 13, 2005 at 6:17 PM
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I think the rollay guy is gay, lol. Great post!
posted by
corycc321
on January 13, 2005 at 4:16 PM
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I agree with Gypsy. Hilarious as usual. And are you taking the blame for
Celine???
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on January 13, 2005 at 3:29 PM
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The Royal family amuses me.
I'm so confused about their last name. It seems like they just picked one they thought sounded regal. Changed it from Wiggins or Weaser.
posted by
saving_mia
on January 13, 2005 at 12:32 PM
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Chris..
I was laughing so hard at this! It's nice to hear some of this from the british perspective. I still like your solo artists. And since Canada is still under Britain's watch, can we blame you for Celine Dion?
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on January 13, 2005 at 12:21 PM
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Chris2303
It takes a special kind of numbness and a particular brand of mercenary to do it on a sustained basis. I have friends who managed it. But if you want to write and read about queens they are the place to go.
posted by
beachbelle
on January 13, 2005 at 10:05 AM
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beachbelle
I don't think I'm depressed and paranoid enough to write for the Daily Mail yet, but I'm sure I'd do a good job for the Sun, if I could work there for longer than 2 weeks without slashing my wrists.
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 10:01 AM
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Thanks SYMPHONY...
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 9:59 AM
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DEVILINME1
I was thinking it would be a good time to pick on religous people. You know, I think a lot of people would appreciate that.
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 9:59 AM
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Thanks Ariala...
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 9:58 AM
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Thanks homegirl...
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 9:58 AM
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Chris2303
Most of those you mention are has-beens as opposed to us ne'er-will-bes.
You need to discuss these all important issues with readers of The Sun and more particularly the Daily Mail, if you can stand it
posted by
beachbelle
on January 13, 2005 at 9:20 AM
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I can't wait until tomorrow..who will be next? Small children, people
with missing limbs? I wouldn't mind seeing a post about ugly people from you, how bout overweight ugly people? I need a good laugh.
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 13, 2005 at 9:08 AM
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hahahahahaha, sick boy
posted by
Ariala
on January 13, 2005 at 6:17 AM
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hehehe...the royal family...huh?....LOL
great post
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 13, 2005 at 5:47 AM
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yet again.... interesting.
posted by
homegirl
on January 13, 2005 at 5:30 AM
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Chris, not that I have anything against being gay...it just conjures in my mind images of musketeers...
posted by
tweedhead
on January 13, 2005 at 5:01 AM
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tweedhead
I fear you may be right. British culture is leaning heavily towards gayism these days. We have grown men walking around in girls' trousers and fitted tops...thank goodness for Hugh Grant and public toilets. At least he drops his pants the right way round.
Hang on though, you can't blame us for infecting the French - they're also a victim of their own gay people. Just look at Henry - he may be skilled but he's pretty poofy next to the likes of Cantona...
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 4:36 AM
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You wake me up from my sleep, you friggin' Brit. Half your generals sleep with each other. You have also infected the French who have elected a faggot as city mayor. There is a frightening trend in British society. In ancient ages, you burned faggots at stake. Then you relaxed and simply ostracised them; then you became egalitarian and tolerated them as equals, even allowing them to cross dress; in recent years, you have glorified them as for example your three singing queens ( who by the way, one of which came from an Oceanic colony). At this pace, I will not be surprised that a bill in parliament will be forthcoming making it mandatory to be gay.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 13, 2005 at 4:32 AM
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