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So the last part is?
I think whatever this part is wants more loving attention and awareness from you. Next time after the shower, sit in a quiet place and have an imaginary conversation with this part of you. Make sure you give it Loving attention.
Light,
Shamsuddin_jim
posted by
Shams-i-Heartsong
on January 12, 2005 at 4:25 AM
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I've got two words for you....
liquid soap... :)
posted by
Temple
on January 11, 2005 at 10:02 PM
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You have allowed yourself
to be taken over by the mind control hidden in these silly sitcoms. Why else do you think people would become hooked on these things. Now you are under their control, and there is nothing that you can do.
posted by
Moondawg
on January 10, 2005 at 6:07 PM
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Rachel----WHOA....are you serious??? That IS spooky!!
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 10:14 AM
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Pickles, it only matters because I don't want to think about it every single frickin' day of my life!!
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 10:13 AM
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Katray, well.....imho.....that is even WORSE!! lol.
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 10:12 AM
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Ok, that's downright scary...
I thought about that episode this morning as I was getting into the shower...
posted by
RachelAnna
on January 10, 2005 at 10:08 AM
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Alf,
I doubt anything can help me now...
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 9:53 AM
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Whaminator, I just got out of the shower, but after reading your comment, I think I may need to go back and wash up again.
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 9:53 AM
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tweed,
very interesting and informative discourse, thanks for sharing that!
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 9:52 AM
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Wham, No, but I might want to.....you think it would help me??
posted by
Julia.
on January 10, 2005 at 9:50 AM
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LOL
But if you don;t wash to a pre-set pattern then maybe it won't matter???
posted by
littlemspickles
on January 10, 2005 at 3:53 AM
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Funny post Quirks
I'm not much of a television viewer, so no t.v. programming runs through my brain, lol. All I hear on a regular basis is "Blog, blog, blog.."
posted by
Katray2
on January 9, 2005 at 11:37 PM
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Quirky...
Don't feel bad. Lately I have been hearing my cell phone ring when it really isn't. I know this has nothing to do with bathing, but it is still an annoying thing that happens in my head that I can't control. Maybe writing this post about it will help?
posted by
A_Norseman
on January 9, 2005 at 11:29 PM
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tweedhead, this may be a little TMI
But I often take a shower where I start with my breasts first, move south, and recline in the tub with the warm water cascading over me and wind up masturbating with a dildo for.........however long........before I ever even think about shampooing my hair or the rituals of bathing. This happens a lot. In fact, I even know different positions in my claw-footed bathtub. Like I said, TMI......but sometimes there is nothing like a good shower.......
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 9, 2005 at 11:19 PM
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Any man commented yet? Well, I know something and maybe I know why. Well because I have taken bath together with women and I noticed how they do their bathing by reflex. Incidentally, I noticed the same thing with me. Oh common, stop being prudish; we all wash the genitals last. And we all linger about while washing them; we love the sensation of it. The washing is pure ritual; sure the perspiration and the residue expellants may contribute to the feeling of being unclean and being reserved for the last and most intensive pressure.
It's also psychological; we have experienced how children are bathed. We begin with the head, the body, the limbs. The genitals are always the last. Oh why don't you ask Freud. Why did I get myself into this discussion anyway? Mind your own bathing, will you? Here, let me wash you back; but spare me the agony of the last rite.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 9, 2005 at 11:11 PM
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Perky,
I dunno what to tell you then. Have you tried Prozac?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 9, 2005 at 10:22 PM
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Whammie, it doesn't matter if I do the same thing or change it (I have)....I always think of that stupid line no matter what.
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 10:20 PM
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Quirky,
I like change, so I try to vary things up (in most things in Life) unless I am in a hurry and just rushing thru things. If you change up the order then there will never be an always first and always last........
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 9, 2005 at 10:07 PM
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Ca88,
Yes, I really, really do hate that!
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 9:38 PM
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Kingmi!
But it's maddening, and I want it to stop!!
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 9:38 PM
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Don't you hate it when bits of nothing stick in your head for no reason!
posted by
Ca88andra
on January 9, 2005 at 7:06 PM
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Quirky, Don't sweat it. That's what makes you the Quirk!
posted by
kingmi
on January 9, 2005 at 6:25 PM
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Original, yeah...it's the small things in life that make some of us happy, eh?
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 6:09 PM
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Lol!
No wonder bodywash was invented!
posted by
Original_Influence
on January 9, 2005 at 6:01 PM
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Gypsy, I'm glad for you, too!!
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 5:54 PM
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Quirky...
This is why I'm glad the roomie and I have our own scrubbies and body wash LOL.
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on January 9, 2005 at 5:11 PM
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GG, the mind is a strange beast, isn't it??
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 5:06 PM
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wow. that is odd.
...but it does remind me of my most favorite episode of a TV show that always pops into my head at the strangest times: "MRS. MACKENZIE'S REVENGE" episode of taxi. The line, "I'll roll up your tongue and stick a toothpick through it" was just classic, as was Louie doing a swan dive into Mrs. Mackenzie's king size bed.
posted by
Gheeghee
on January 9, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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Wild One, lol....I would too, just to be on the safe side.
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 4:59 PM
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Quirks
I always give the soap a good lather and rinse before I put it back in the dish....I'm probably the only one who does that too, so I give it a good lather and rinsing before I use it too.
posted by
Wildwoman_Laloba
on January 9, 2005 at 4:52 PM
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Wild One, okay...but if I shared your soap it would still creep me out...ya know?? I have ocd, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 4:41 PM
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Beach, ROFLMAO!!! And all this time, I thought I was the only one who couldn't forget that stupid line...WOW! Thank you for confirming that I am not alone in my craziness...
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 4:39 PM
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Quirks
I wash my feet last. ;p
posted by
Wildwoman_Laloba
on January 9, 2005 at 4:37 PM
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it is a sign of good writing too
but I wish I never heard it
posted by
beachbelle
on January 9, 2005 at 4:33 PM
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Quirky-Alone
Of all the lines ever said in Friends this is the worst one to remember. I know because I remember it too. You are not alone! And now having made this comment, anyone will remember this and take not a jot of notice of anything else I write or say......AAAAaaaaarrggggggghhhhh! Quirky how could you do this to me?
posted by
beachbelle
on January 9, 2005 at 4:29 PM
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Ariala,
first of all, that would be...uh...gross...and second of all, wouldn't I still think of it???
posted by
Julia.
on January 9, 2005 at 3:59 PM
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LOL, there's only one way to reverse this...reverse what you wash
last and first....
posted by
Ariala
on January 9, 2005 at 3:48 PM
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