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Thanks corycc321, ta a lot.
posted by
chris2303
on January 5, 2005 at 4:24 AM
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Ariala: Ooh, not at that time of the morning....
posted by
chris2303
on January 5, 2005 at 4:23 AM
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Rachel
Yes, I can imagine you was quite the trouble maker. Still are...
posted by
chris2303
on January 5, 2005 at 4:23 AM
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mark2556
Wait a minute, if Jesus is a Mexican then he must be a midget. All Mexicans are midgets, right? I sure hope so - I have a date with some girl called Katalina tonight, and I haven't washed anything above waist level for days...
posted by
chris2303
on January 5, 2005 at 4:22 AM
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Damon
You know lots of things I don't so I'm just going to agree with everything you've said, you learned man, you. Ooh and ta!
posted by
chris2303
on January 5, 2005 at 4:21 AM
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Good Point!
posted by
corycc321
on January 4, 2005 at 9:04 PM
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You need to be
stoned... 
posted by
Ariala
on January 4, 2005 at 2:38 PM
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LMAO!
THIS is why I got kicked out of confirmation classes when I was younger. I'd ask all these questions and get in a lot of trouble.
I got in trouble for asking the other kids if they thought it was actually physically possible for a man to walk on water. Or, part a sea. Obvious answer to most logical people is no. Apparently, Jesus was a bad ass.
posted by
RachelAnna
on January 4, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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Jesus? He's the Mexican that does yard work in this neighborhood and rides a 1976 Schwinn 3-speed. His does have a horde of followers, and they're all Mexicans on bikes, too. Little bastards can lay down sod like you wouldn't believe!
posted by
mark2556
on January 4, 2005 at 11:05 AM
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I Reckon...
...he may have existed. But it's interesting that there were an estimated 40,000 prophets in the Holy Lands 2000 years ago. It was a boom industry! So either Jesus is an amalgam of many of them - like Lau Tzu may have been an amalgam of many Chinese philosophers - or, if he did exist, what would you give for personal PR like that??
Happy New Year, you saucy south-coast sour-puss.
D
posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 4, 2005 at 9:00 AM
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DEVILINME1
Haha, well it didn't take much thought to come up with this - I've spent a lot of time in the past looking to disprove the existence of any sandal wearing magician. Other than that, the only thing ticking in my head is lice.
posted by
chris2303
on January 4, 2005 at 5:58 AM
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Thanks Ann and Benjamin...
posted by
chris2303
on January 4, 2005 at 5:56 AM
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KlaraRoberts
Yeah, don't worry, I promise I won't harp on about religion again. Until the time I create my own, that is.
posted by
chris2303
on January 4, 2005 at 5:56 AM
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SlyCy
Don't feel bad, I'm connected with the universal energy instead, which gives me infinite power anytime I ask for it.
But if Jesus "works" for you then I'm not going to criticise that. There's no denying the belief in Jesus has helped a great many people out, or at least helped them to become more spiritual/aware.
Thanks for reading.
posted by
chris2303
on January 4, 2005 at 5:55 AM
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I feel bad that you have no connection to Jesus. His life
has helped me deal with many of what I consider hardships. Take care.
posted by
SlyCy
on January 4, 2005 at 5:51 AM
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tweedhead
I knew it, you naughty, naughty boy. Now, just behave yourself and I'll arrange for an after death party.
posted by
chris2303
on January 4, 2005 at 12:13 AM
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But I thought you are Jesus! Now I 'ate you!
posted by
tweedhead
on January 3, 2005 at 3:39 PM
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Interesting post.
Ann.
posted by
A-and-B
on January 3, 2005 at 1:13 PM
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It is scarey, my friend, to see you put so much thought into this subject
as well..lol.. What else is ticking away in that cute little head of yours??
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 3, 2005 at 11:26 AM
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I come here to listen to the sound of your voice, too, Chris.
Like Whammie, I'll avoid this one like the plague! LOL
But keep talking, it lulls me.
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on January 3, 2005 at 10:45 AM
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Whatever. :)
posted by
chris2303
on January 3, 2005 at 8:09 AM
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CHRIS2303.........I can read these posts, just will not comment!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 3, 2005 at 7:55 AM
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WHAMstar
Yeah I know, and nor do I for the most part. I promise this will be my last thoughts on Jesus, and I will promptly return to the regular shee-it.
posted by
chris2303
on January 3, 2005 at 7:53 AM
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Chris2303, I was here, and I read, but I try to never get into ANY
discussions involving religion or politics.
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 3, 2005 at 7:50 AM
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Gheeghee
Actually that sounds more accurate than December 25th. If I had my way, Christmas would fall on February 30th. Bah, and humbug.
posted by
chris2303
on January 3, 2005 at 7:21 AM
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chris..you'll love this one....Christmas, according to one of my sources,
was once celebrated on April Fools Day.
posted by
Gheeghee
on January 3, 2005 at 6:20 AM
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