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Merry Christmas!! We aren't having x-mas till the 29th-
then all hell will break loose :)
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 25, 2004 at 12:58 PM
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Merry Christmas, Sanity . How are things on Christmas morning? LOL
posted by
TAPS.
on December 25, 2004 at 5:53 AM
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maybe-
My husband has an affinity for fart jokes that rivals obsession. He knows better than to laugh at me when there is tree sap in my hair and my ex-husband is asking "Who put that angel on backwards?". ... I'm walking a tight rope of sanity here, and I have no net!! :)
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 21, 2004 at 11:10 AM
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At least he apoligized, my husband would have
just burst into laughter. LOL. He has no regard for feelings when comic relief is envolved. Yes, if you fall, he will laugh. And bathroom humor, oh, I'd probably just keep the whole fiasco to myself, just so I wouldn't have to hear him laugh. LOL.
posted by
maybe
on December 21, 2004 at 11:05 AM
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maybe-
THank you! And my husband was MORE THAN RELIEVED to learn he had missed the chaos - though he did give a heartfelt "I'm sorry". lol. Suuure he was sorry! hahaha. Thank you for reading!
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 21, 2004 at 10:57 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
Oh, I love your stories, it's almost like being afraid to turn the page of a Stephen King novel. You know what's about to happen, but your too terrified to look. LOL! I'm sorry you had to go through all that alone. Of course, if your husband was there, he probably would have thrown up or something, ya know, just to add to the chaos.LOL.
posted by
maybe
on December 21, 2004 at 10:53 AM
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homegirl-
I know! :)
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 21, 2004 at 10:31 AM
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WOW!
posted by
homegirl
on December 21, 2004 at 10:01 AM
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And well you should be ISN,
I'm still considering therapy... LOL!
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 21, 2004 at 8:14 AM
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Merry- Not only did he
not arrive to help me - neither did my ex-husband! They both arrived together, more than 10 minutes late! Their radars keep working even after a divorce! :) I am relieved that i have my poo story too ... but I'm pretty sure if anyone handed me a turd I'd still be horrified :)
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 21, 2004 at 8:10 AM
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Baaahahahahaha! Finally you got the poop story! I'm so relieved. Of course my time will come again. I notice that your "current" husband did not arrive to help during any of this. It must be husband radar that has them arrive well after tragedy and clean-up - mine does the same.
posted by
MerryAnne
on December 21, 2004 at 8:06 AM
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gyp-
In a (not-so-rare) moment of laziness, we decorated only the "front" of the tree since you can't see the back where it is sitting; now we can't see any of the decorations... I think I'm okay with that....
posted by
IsSanityNear
on December 21, 2004 at 8:00 AM
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InS...
Poor you! I'd rather deal with a tree than the mess LOL. Remember, you can always turn the angel around!!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 21, 2004 at 7:57 AM
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