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You're right.
Goldilocks was selfish, rude, a vandal, a thief, and etc in invading the bears' house.
Ben.
posted by
A-and-B
on December 13, 2004 at 1:18 PM
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Ben
Did Goldilocks get eaten by the three bears? If not, she should have. The girl pulls a B & E then helps yourself to their porridge and whatnot... what kind of example is that to set?
posted by
CunningLinguist
on December 13, 2004 at 1:11 PM
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Some nursery rhymes do have some unpleasant endings.
No one has rewritten them yet.
Ben
posted by
A-and-B
on December 13, 2004 at 1:03 PM
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Gypsy
Jack's off climbing bean stocks; he has no business jumping candlesticks! I can't really comment any further on that, because I don't know Jack. Little Red Riding Hood (notice the 'Little' trend going on here?), got eaten by the wolf in the uncensored version. Not before they had a porkchop dinner, though. (The house of brick didn't hold up either.)
posted by
CunningLinguist
on December 13, 2004 at 10:00 AM
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Tan
I'm sorry to be one to have to break it to you. Mother Goose -- really Father Goose.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on December 13, 2004 at 9:54 AM
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You know..
I heard Jack wasn't so nimble and he's now in the ICU burn unit. Little Red was seen in the hood for about a moment before Little Miss Moffat shook her down for the crack in her picnic basket. It's a horrible thing when fairy tales go bad!
You have enough brain power to supply Little Bo Peep with some and still have plenty left over!
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on December 13, 2004 at 9:35 AM
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I believe ya, always knew there was somehting fishy about all those nursery rhymes and stuff....
posted by
Tanoolicious
on December 13, 2004 at 9:34 AM
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Hollee
I was avoiding that one like the plague and you went and stepped in it. Lol
posted by
CunningLinguist
on December 13, 2004 at 9:29 AM
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If I say 'ba-a-a-a-a-d" puns, is that too much?
posted by
Hollee
on December 13, 2004 at 9:25 AM
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Hollee
Sheeple who need sheeple are the luckiest sheeple in the world. sorry, going for sheep laughs.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on December 13, 2004 at 9:23 AM
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Symphony
I'm dead serious!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on December 13, 2004 at 9:20 AM
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You do know your sheep dear. Hmmm, that kind of worries me.
posted by
Hollee
on December 13, 2004 at 9:17 AM
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lol.....your so funny
posted by
_Symphony_
on December 13, 2004 at 9:11 AM
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