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Now that's what I call
transmutation--eat the virgin mary and crap out Jesus. If you eat the body of Jesus in communion, does that make your excrement, holy ****? LOL
posted by
freerain
on November 18, 2004 at 11:57 PM
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I don't know about all this Mary business, but my dog's poop looks like Tootsie rolls... what now? Mail it to the company insisting it tastes like s...?
posted by
cmoe
on November 17, 2004 at 2:15 PM
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roofpig's right
we all know that
the images were devised centuries after the events
people want salvation through things outside of themselves
healing, etc.
Yeshua said, "Your faith has made you whole."
twice in the gospels at least
it's pretty dumb of people to ascribe a particular image to something like this.
I don't know why the lady doesn't do the economically astute thing and build a shrine around the grilled cheese sandwich -- put it right in the middle of a blue hooded shrine -- maybe with a statue where the sandwich rests as the head on top -- light it up and people come and are in awe of it and pray for miracles and go away telling of the miracles they've received and more people come and leave all sorts of valuables at the shrine and the lady is set for life along with her children and grandchildren.
I think I'll look for something like that --
our lady of lactate toast?
posted by
Xeno-x
on November 17, 2004 at 7:59 AM
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kooka- good points, post.
I think Ebay blew it by removing this auction. Common, who cares if someone wants to pay thousands of dollars for a bit of hope. It goes on all over our country every minute of each day in the form of tithing. I saw the cheese face too. I thought it looked like Betty Boop! lover, mysteria
posted by
mysteria
on November 17, 2004 at 7:59 AM
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What gets me is that no one actually knows what Jesus or Mary look like. There were no photographs, portraits, or detailed descriptions in the bible.
posted by
roofpig
on November 17, 2004 at 7:52 AM
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