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Hollee,
yes, of that I am quite certain.
posted by
Julia.
on November 4, 2004 at 9:21 AM
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Appendages? - He has a big reference book?
posted by
Hollee
on November 4, 2004 at 9:12 AM
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Hollee,
You only like him for his um...big appendages, anyway...while I...now I appreciate his mind!
posted by
Julia.
on November 4, 2004 at 9:04 AM
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OOPSY - it was a secret? **deletes rumor post***
posted by
Hollee
on November 4, 2004 at 8:57 AM
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Hollee,
No of course not, it's my little secret, hehe. And I'm so sly he'll never find out until it's too late, right???? You just keep your cute little Hollee paws off him, though...
posted by
Julia.
on November 4, 2004 at 8:52 AM
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Quirky - does he know this? hehehehe
posted by
Hollee
on November 4, 2004 at 8:47 AM
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Hollee,
so you have a little crush on Alf, do you? Well you can't have him, the Alfinator is Mine, All Mine, hahahahahaha!
posted by
Julia.
on November 4, 2004 at 8:45 AM
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So it wasn't Alf after all? I can quit sawbing?
posted by
Hollee
on November 4, 2004 at 6:20 AM
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Oh and Alfinator--
why-ever would I be embarrassed about dating a guy with a nice butt?? Hmmmm?
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 12:38 PM
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Wrong. NOT nice butt guy. See how well you thought you knew me but were still wrong? Hahahahaha. BTW, I just told but I'm making you click for it. Now
click before Hollee and I do things to you that you will later not respect us for!
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 12:37 PM
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Quirky,
simple matter of deduction...you can't tell now because it was the cute butt guy and you are embarrassed
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 3, 2004 at 12:24 PM
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It's true - it was him - sawb...........................................
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 12:16 PM
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Honestly, I can't leave you two alone in the room for one second. Alf, I know why haven't I told yet...how do you??
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 12:15 PM
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and yes, when one is happy - one sings.........y'know?
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 12:13 PM
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harumph!
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 12:12 PM
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No silly, I wasn't one of them...
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 3, 2004 at 12:09 PM
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You crack me up Hollee...everything is a song isn't it..
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 3, 2004 at 12:08 PM
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It was YOU!!!!!! - You were one of these guys!!!!!
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 12:07 PM
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I know why Quiurky hasn't told yet.....
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 3, 2004 at 12:06 PM
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Who was that ranting man? Someone else in the room.
Norse - your answer sort of reminds me of the song "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands."
"If your butt is cute, you wanna show it, use your jeans."
sorry - that was awful.
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 12:06 PM
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OK! Stop talking about me as though I'm not in the room.
And loan lady, I was not implying he is homosexual, just that any guy who would go around saying he has a nice butt, has problems. First of all, if you have a nice butt and you know it, you have no need too talk about it, you let your jeans do your talking for you. Secondly, the fact that the guy would focus on carnal stimuli before even meeting or talking to Quirky speaks volumes of his character. He might of been gay too though...
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 3, 2004 at 12:02 PM
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big meany.
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:59 AM
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loan lady,
no one knows what's in ALF's brain but the man himself. So, Alf, were you implying that cute butt guy was a closet gay (keep in mind he was replying to a female's personal ad...)
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:59 AM
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Hollee,
I'm not telling you yet because...well just because. Because I am a big meany, that's why. It wasn't the bad breath guy, that's for sure.
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:58 AM
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Can't tell Loan - but what the hell's the answer to this? which one did you
go with?
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:53 AM
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It's killlin me I gotta know. Is Alf implying that the cute butt guy is gay? I think he was just being funny.
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 3, 2004 at 11:51 AM
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I'm not that stooopid, har-dee-har-har.
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:38 AM
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Trust me - and oh yeah - thank gawd you didn't say pull my finger!
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:36 AM
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ALF is big? How do ya know?
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:36 AM
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hollee
here, grab my thumb.
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:35 AM
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um Quirk - a hand getting up please?
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:31 AM
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He's a great big guy - he can take it. :)
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:31 AM
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Hollee,
Oh sure, NOW you address your comment to the right person.
And yes, we can beat Alf if he likes it, but only with a feather.
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:30 AM
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oh and Hollee, methinks you were a mite (sp?) confused as to just whose blog you were in. So, I forgive you. No, no, you don't have to beg. Really, get up woman! Oh, okay, beg just a little. As you wish.
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:28 AM
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Quirky - even if he says he likes it?
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:27 AM
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What is going on in here?? No one is going to be beating ALF, you hear me!
posted by
Julia.
on November 3, 2004 at 11:26 AM
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NOW -
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 11:04 AM
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Quirky,
It has to be the dog guy. Dog guys are very nice fellows. Now when do we get to beat Alf with the blunt instrument?
posted by
canine277
on November 3, 2004 at 11:00 AM
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angel - the dog guy?
posted by
Hollee
on November 3, 2004 at 10:15 AM
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Angelzmind...of course you like them
The nauseating part is a guy that goes around proclaiming that he has a nice butt..it's just not "guy like"
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 3, 2004 at 10:02 AM
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I would say...
* I'm not ugly, although I do sprout hair and fangs and roam the countryside on full moon nights. Aooooooo! (Hey, doesn't he sound perfect for Wolf-Girl?)
NOT! haha (so, got a number so I can call him?)
posted by
Ariala
on November 3, 2004 at 4:59 AM
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Quirky~~~
My Guess would be ..>> the one and only Wonder dog...
David1Spirit.......... YEah!!!!!!!
posted by
ANGELZ_MIND
on November 3, 2004 at 4:33 AM
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Quirky~~~
hmmmm.. Let me think on that one .. lol... There are alot of guys .. let me think it over.. hehe No clicks needed.. won't be here.. lol Just for fun though... I will be back .. with an answer...
and umm.. Norseman . .. A lot of women like men who have cute "butts" ... as nausiating as you want to think .. we yike em .... :)
posted by
ANGELZ_MIND
on November 3, 2004 at 4:06 AM
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I'm going with the dog guy...
posted by
Ca88andra
on November 3, 2004 at 2:47 AM
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Quirky! You saved these? lol
I am going to go with the dog guy, because I know you have a soft spot for animals, my second choice is the cute guy equating himself to a furry animal. FOR THE RECORD: A grown man actually uttering the words "I have a nice but", is nauseating. What kind of guy says that? I hope it wasn't him. If I ever say that, all my friends have orders to beat me sensless with the first blunt object at their disposal.
posted by
A_Norseman
on November 2, 2004 at 6:35 PM
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Quirky...
* I'm not ugly, although I do sprout hair and fangs and roam the countryside on full moon nights. Aooooooo! (Hey, doesn't he sound perfect for Wolf-Girl?)
Although it might have proven dangerous, I'd bet you gave this one the time of day for the fun of it. Sounds like he has a 'Quirky' sense of humor. (I couldn't resist!)
* I've been referred to as "cute," a term that in England is usually reserved for small, furry animals.
Another guy with a sense of humor. I'm guessing you gave him a shot. I'd have checked him out, if only for his good humor.
* I like to go out to customers cars and play with their dogs. Unfortunately, then I come back to the office and smell like "dog" for the rest of the day.
I'm betting on this guy too.
And the one below:-
* Do come unto me, dove of love, I mean well to behold your lovely face effulgent and radiant as the sun. Fly towards paradise, your destiny.
This guy sure dispenses with the formality quickly. Quite a forward mover 
So, Quirky, did I get the triple crown?
posted by
word.smith
on November 2, 2004 at 6:18 PM
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Scriber, you always know who will accept the short liner. You wouldn't ask
if you thought they'd say no.
posted by
Kelli
on November 2, 2004 at 4:39 PM
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I always thought short one liners were effective as in "Let's F---.".
posted by
scriber
on November 2, 2004 at 4:21 PM
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Oh no now I think it would be the nice guy because when I reread him he says he is being funny so he maybe has a saggy butt. The Guy from Murder Inc? what did he look like I can't picture him. Murder anything in a mention for a date is not a good thing, also the eleven year alone guy is more scarey. If you don't mind I'm going to start a blog on my all time worst dates.
Maybe the cute guy who is like fuzzy animals ?
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 2, 2004 at 4:17 PM
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I would pick the dog guy as my first choice, at least he could take all my animals
posted by
the-loanlady
on November 2, 2004 at 4:12 PM
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I am almost at a loss to decide but the "dog" guy
posted by
beachbelle
on November 2, 2004 at 2:39 PM
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I think it's the cute one.
posted by
MerryAnne
on November 2, 2004 at 2:37 PM
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I guess the one that's less telling;
the poet.
Ann
posted by
A-and-B
on November 2, 2004 at 2:29 PM
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Quirky
It has to be the guy with the nice butt!
posted by
Justi
on November 2, 2004 at 1:55 PM
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The one who went out to the customers' cars to play with the dog.
That's just so much "like" you, Quirkster!
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on November 2, 2004 at 1:45 PM
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This one:
Do come unto me, dove of love, I mean well to behold your lovely face effulgent and radiant as the sun. Fly towards paradise, your destiny.
Or the guy going on about his nice ass and sense of humor
posted by
Tanoolicious
on November 2, 2004 at 12:44 PM
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two guesses
the one about the sense of humor first.
if not, the cute one.
posted by
tbgroucho
on November 2, 2004 at 12:42 PM
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