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Well, I'll tell ya what ... My first sexual encounter was with a Ken, and yes, he was a real doll, but honestly, he seemed disinterested after a while. What's a girl to do? Lay down and die?
posted by
TARZANA
on December 22, 2004 at 8:11 AM
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Ca88andra
I got the slang from my assistant editor. We have been friends since I was in junior high. We were talking the other day about how as a single dad he is always playing Barbies with his daughter. As we talked he began to talk in Aussie slang. So that is where I got in from. Thanks for reading
posted by
StrickGold
on October 7, 2004 at 7:08 PM
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OMG StrickGold, firstly Barbie is welcome to Aussie men but she has to get used to sitting on her own in the kitchen while he goes to the pub with his mates. Secondly Blaine has to be the most uncommon Australian name ever. I like the way you fit the Aussie slang in here, but those words aren't used very often outside of rural towns...lol. Maybe Barbie should visit the outback, I bet she would be running back to Ken in an instant!
posted by
Ca88andra
on October 7, 2004 at 3:48 AM
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Talk about a cheap whore
posted by
StrickGold
on October 6, 2004 at 10:03 PM
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Give Ken one last fling. Get him a new girlfriend at the dollar store.
posted by
ThomasFranklin
on October 6, 2004 at 9:24 PM
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To some it would matter
in Matel land I am sure that he has more than his share. LOL
posted by
StrickGold
on October 6, 2004 at 9:17 PM
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Does he have hair or not?
posted by
ThomasFranklin
on October 6, 2004 at 9:13 PM
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