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Ms Quirky
I AM HONORED and I forgot my acceptance speech !
BUT (not and) I would like to personally thank GOD for allowing me to stay on planet earth and not be insane or dead
Thanks again
Always, your loving David
posted by
David_S
on September 20, 2004 at 5:30 PM
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Inn,
you'll be okay...
posted by
Julia.
on September 20, 2004 at 5:30 PM
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***stomps out of room, on hunt for InherentRights...***
posted by
theinnkeepersdaughter
on September 20, 2004 at 5:22 PM
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Hollee, now what have I told you about smacking people??
--SMACK--!!
posted by
Julia.
on September 20, 2004 at 5:19 PM
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Whams,
well the speech was worth the wait, even if all the Golden Quirky attendees (except me of course) had gone to the after-party by the time you took the stage.
posted by
Julia.
on September 20, 2004 at 5:18 PM
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Hollee, thank you for your friendship, above all else!!!!!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on September 20, 2004 at 2:36 PM
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Nice speech Wham and INNS - SMACK - I did not plagiarize your
silly speech - I read yours and sent it to Inherent! :)
posted by
Hollee
on September 20, 2004 at 2:33 PM
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Quirky, like I told you, an acceptance speech takes a day of retrospect....
Love you, Dear!!!!!!
(great big cyber hug!)
Whammie 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on September 20, 2004 at 2:24 PM
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MariVye, thanks, I'll check it out!
posted by
Julia.
on September 20, 2004 at 2:16 PM
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Thomas, too late, I got dressed.
posted by
Julia.
on September 20, 2004 at 2:14 PM
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Whamster, ROFL!!
That was SOME speech!! Woo-hoo! Perhaps I should give you a Quirky for best speech??
posted by
Julia.
on September 20, 2004 at 2:14 PM
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How about this post for Quirky's pick for cheesiest or the most sickeningly sweet post ??? ....
Go to A short history of my hubbie and me ~
posted by
MariVye
on September 20, 2004 at 11:55 AM
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Quirky-Hugh Hephner made jammies fashionable! Come as you are!!!
posted by
ThomasFranklin
on September 20, 2004 at 11:36 AM
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Buxom, thank you!!!!!!
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on September 20, 2004 at 2:23 AM
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ROFL Whammie!:) And, CONGRATULATIONS!! ;)
posted by
Moohahaha
on September 20, 2004 at 2:18 AM
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OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! I can't believe it!!!!!!!! I am so excited!!!!!!
Thank you sooooooooo much!!!!!!!
I would like to thank my parents. My Dad, for passing on his intellect and giving me the ability to write! My Dad for placing the dysfuntional chip on my shoulder that compelled me to get on this stupid Job, that put me in that situation and gave me that opportunity. And my Mom, for passing on her dear loving heart of Gold, that has blessed me with a ton of compassion!
I would also like to thank all of the people who have hurt me throughout the years, to give me the empathy to understand heartache, violation, and devastation, that I might understand that a genuine caring human touch, a warm hug, even from a stranger, can say more than a thousand words.
I would like to thank my genetic engineering for making me"biochemically predisposed towards depression", that I have empathy towards feeling that uncontrollable sense of despair.
I would like to thank the scientists for creating Prozac, and the doctors for having the wisdom to have prescribed it for me. And I would like to thank my own idiocy in neglecting to take the meds at times, so that I can understand the importance of reminding others to stay on their meds.
And I would like to thank all of the Bloggers who kicked me in the behind and encouraged me to get my meds, when I had strayed off of them and was suffering the consequences. And also thanks to everyone who reads me and shares your gracious feedback!
I love you all!!!!!
MMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Thank you!!!!! (Grand Hollywood EXIT Stage Left, with a big wave and some tears in my eyes).......
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on September 20, 2004 at 2:10 AM
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Thomas Franklin,
Oh sure, throw a party when I've already gotten into my jams. Can I still come, though??
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 10:10 PM
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Thank you very much. I would like to thank Quirky and Blogit and all the other writers. I would like to thank Bill Gates and the computer people. Thank my wife. Oh yes, I would like to than my brother-we're gonna have a party tonight. Let me tell you, he can party!!! You're all invited.
posted by
ThomasFranklin
on September 19, 2004 at 9:56 PM
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You mean my poor typing skills might win me an award??
posted by
Holy_Grail
on September 19, 2004 at 7:18 PM
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Good luck finding someone worthwhile Quirky
You'll have to go through fifty ghosts to find one that will write the quality posts you need. That's why I opted for the Voodoo trap and all...
posted by
InherentRights
on September 19, 2004 at 7:13 PM
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grouch, yeah, find that for me for next week's award show!
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 7:09 PM
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IR,
that sounds complicated. Maybe I'll just put an ad in the paper, lol.
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 7:08 PM
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LOL Quirky
First you have to trap a hundred souls into a matrix constructed of woven human hair. You don't want to hear the rest.
posted by
InherentRights
on September 19, 2004 at 7:04 PM
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we may have a nominee for best typo
but let me search my posts for it. it's either daisysface or holy grail...tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on September 19, 2004 at 7:01 PM
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IR,
how can I get me some of those ghosts to write my posts??
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 6:58 PM
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Ariala,
I agree, that really cracked me up!
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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pickles, wacky is, of course, a compliment.
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 6:57 PM
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chelly,
you're very welcome, it was very good.
posted by
Julia.
on September 19, 2004 at 6:43 PM
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Quirks,
Yeah, that's why I post at night most of the time. I go to bed and then the little buggers sneak into my room and type out a post for me! Talk about a convenient coincidence, eh?
posted by
InherentRights
on September 19, 2004 at 10:58 AM
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Rachel's "widow" comment is a classic!
Good job on these!
posted by
Ariala
on September 19, 2004 at 7:00 AM
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Well, I've been called a lot of things in my time...
and wacky is just one of them. Gosh, there are so many people to thank for inspiration, I love youse all! But next time, I'll be back for the coveted "Quirkiest Post" Quirky award!
posted by
littlemspickles
on September 19, 2004 at 1:26 AM
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thank you very much.means alot that you took time to read our story
posted by
Kiddo75
on September 18, 2004 at 10:32 PM
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inn, lol.
posted by
Julia.
on September 18, 2004 at 10:01 PM
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Hi Quirkyalone...
Hollee plagiarized my acceptance speech, well most of it, well except for the part about the spider and maybe a few other parts...well anyways, thank you, thank you very much. Take care.
posted by
theinnkeepersdaughter
on September 18, 2004 at 8:22 PM
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thanks kay-ren!
posted by
Julia.
on September 18, 2004 at 6:35 PM
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scoop,
well, see...miracles DO happen!!
posted by
Julia.
on September 18, 2004 at 6:35 PM
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IR, ghost writer, huh?
And all this time I thought you were brilliant all by yourself, and it turns out you have ghosts helping you? LOL!!!
posted by
Julia.
on September 18, 2004 at 4:33 PM
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Hollee, good speech!
yeah...blame it all on the spider, lol.
posted by
Julia.
on September 18, 2004 at 4:31 PM
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Nice list, sis.
posted by
Kay-Ren
on September 18, 2004 at 1:44 PM
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Who'd a thunk I would be honored by Quirky, Thank You
posted by
scoop
on September 18, 2004 at 1:44 PM
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Thanks Quirky!
I dedicate this award to the ghost writer I hired to write that post, without whom none of this would be possible!
posted by
InherentRights
on September 18, 2004 at 1:39 PM
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blueroses, thanks!
Yes, check them out, they are worth the click!
posted by
Julia.
on September 18, 2004 at 1:33 PM
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***sobbing uncontrollably****I owe all of my success to ****sob****my good
friend, the itsy-bitsy spider. Without you, you amazing arachnoid, I would never have bolted bare-assed from the bath.
posted by
Hollee
on September 18, 2004 at 1:14 PM
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this is a greart post
now i can check these blogs out!
posted by
-BlueRoses
on September 18, 2004 at 12:59 PM
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