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hollee, my advice: buy a razor.

posted by Julia. on September 19, 2004 at 6:54 PM | link to this | reply

How do I get the duct tape off my cat now?

posted by Hollee on September 19, 2004 at 6:44 PM | link to this | reply

JustACarpenter,

I've haven't laughed so hard in...I cannot remember when...gads that was hilarious!

posted by Julia. on September 19, 2004 at 6:40 PM | link to this | reply

Quirky

I put this post to the test and figured out what Ariala is doing…I set my computer to the home page, then went and took a shower. When I returned, sure enough her blog was on my screen. Looking at my cat as she lay next to my computer, I realized what Ariala had done…so I grabbed a roll of duct tape and immediately taped my cat to the desk right where she sat. I then went through the whole test again and this time nothing happened.

She is hypnotizing our cats to step on the appropriate keys to select her blog, when we are not present.

However I caution you…the down side to this test is that I found poop in my chair immediately following it…my cat was not happy with me…at all. But at least I know the secret.

posted by justAcarpenter on September 18, 2004 at 10:19 PM | link to this | reply

Ariala,
Not all, just one. An important one at that!!

posted by Julia. on September 18, 2004 at 11:46 AM | link to this | reply

SkyCy, LOL
AND she has fairies and spirits working for her, too!! Yeah, good luck to anyone who wants to unseat the Queen, hehe.

posted by Julia. on September 18, 2004 at 11:45 AM | link to this | reply

Sly, you are giving away all my Quantum secrets.

posted by Ariala on September 18, 2004 at 6:40 AM | link to this | reply

Ariala has mastered subliminal suggestion on all of our
computers.   We couldn't get rid of her if we wanted to.

posted by SlyCy on September 18, 2004 at 6:36 AM | link to this | reply

Rachel,
well the key words are "that I know of"--!!

posted by Julia. on September 17, 2004 at 10:17 PM | link to this | reply

Hmm...

Sneaky, sneaky!  Hasn't happened to me yet...that I know of!

posted by RachelAnna on September 17, 2004 at 9:37 PM | link to this | reply

ltlmac, yeah....hmmmmm....it's a conspiracy! ;-)

posted by Julia. on September 17, 2004 at 3:39 PM | link to this | reply

grouch,
you're kidding, right--It didn't happen to you?? It really DID happen to me, I swear!!

posted by Julia. on September 17, 2004 at 3:37 PM | link to this | reply

She did take credit for an attempt...

on my system the other night when I posted about a blocked hacking attempt from Korea...hmmm...

ltlmac70

posted by superflymom119 on September 17, 2004 at 12:22 PM | link to this | reply

quirky
that happened to me the other day, too.....hmmm.... good thing i deleted all that incriminating evidence of me having fun with my family... she thinks I'm single and in my late twenties and an ex-football player in tiptop shape... whew! tg

posted by tbgroucho on September 17, 2004 at 12:16 PM | link to this | reply

Wiley,

yes, rascal!!!

posted by Julia. on September 17, 2004 at 9:35 AM | link to this | reply

Queen Ariala,

No, please NOT my head! Take a limb if you must, but spare the head!!

It was very strange...how in the heck could that happen?? Fairy people? Spirits??

posted by Julia. on September 17, 2004 at 8:41 AM | link to this | reply

hollee--OMG--not you too!!
No, blame the dog no more!

posted by Julia. on September 17, 2004 at 8:39 AM | link to this | reply

QA
Really?? She is such a rascal eh?? Or maybe the cats did it before they went out eh??

posted by WileyJohn on September 17, 2004 at 8:03 AM | link to this | reply

Off with her head! Off with her head! Quirky, that's really funny, perhaps
the little fairy people are on my side after all.  Strange!

posted by Ariala on September 17, 2004 at 6:24 AM | link to this | reply

OMG - I thought my dog was playing with my pc - now I know it is HER!!!!!

posted by Hollee on September 17, 2004 at 5:57 AM | link to this | reply

Kay-Ren,

yeah, of course!!

posted by Julia. on September 16, 2004 at 10:38 PM | link to this | reply

That must be it..

posted by Kay-Ren on September 16, 2004 at 9:55 PM | link to this | reply

David--oh no!!
What have I done?

posted by Julia. on September 16, 2004 at 9:52 PM | link to this | reply

Hi Wenchy!!
No. I haven't gotten any emails from you!! But I've been wondering how you've been and how everything is working out for you.

posted by Julia. on September 16, 2004 at 9:39 PM | link to this | reply

Quirk. You've done it again !

posted by David_S on September 16, 2004 at 9:31 PM | link to this | reply

Dang, and I was just about to round up the villagers!!!!

Very cool post, QuirkyOne.

I have been thinking of you so much - I emailed you a couple of times but due to the great Rogue'n'Wench computer crash of 2004 I'm not sure if you received them or not. I hope so, but if not, please accept my apologies :(.

posted by Moohahaha on September 16, 2004 at 9:20 PM | link to this | reply