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You go and do a whole post about me being dead and then you delete it wihtout even having it up for a full day.
That does not help spread the word of my death.
posted by
kooka_lives
on September 6, 2004 at 7:01 PM
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I always knew reading the Bible could be hazardous to your health!
Well, not actually
reading it, but taking it
too literally maybe. You see, I don't read the Bible anymore, therefore I won't have to take it to literally. Then I won't have worry about going against that
"loving" God. Therefore I feel no guilt or sin. Then I can live happily ever after! Even on Saturdays and Sundays!!
posted by
David1Spirit
on September 6, 2004 at 6:47 AM
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A circle of friends stood together to begin a rumor whisper...
The first person in the circle whispered in the ear of the next, "Be sure to enjoy your day off." The second in the circle said, "To be sure, enjoy your day off." The next said, "Enjoy your day off, or else." The next said, "Take a break on Saturday, or you might die of exertion." The next said, "Take Saturday off, or you might die." The next said, "Take Saturday off, or fear the wrath of God." The next said, "Take Saturday off, or God will punish you." The next said, "You have to take Saturday off, not Sunday. It's the commandment of the Lord."
When they were finished, a new religion had been born. And all the people rejoiced. And then they began to argue.
posted by
TARZANA
on September 6, 2004 at 6:17 AM
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Kooka's Spirit Be Dead... Him washed up on beach... HELP!!!
posted by
cmoe
on September 6, 2004 at 1:14 AM
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beeeooootiful
posted by
Xeno-x
on September 5, 2004 at 7:06 PM
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Jesus is my example of Sabbath keeping.
posted by
Ariala
on September 5, 2004 at 2:45 PM
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