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mariantonia
lol.................true advice............I will keep it all in mind
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 6, 2004 at 2:50 PM
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The toy is a good idea. No virus too. Of course, scrub & disinfect after use.
Remembering the past men problems is also a good killer to casual romance.
posted by
mariantonia
on September 6, 2004 at 2:47 PM
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WHAMENATOR ............oh shit
really?..........................well I indeed need to get to know myself a little bit more and find my hidden qualities....lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 2:03 PM
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SYMPHONY, I AM A HORNY DRUNK!!!!!!! BUT THEN I AM HORNY TO BEGIN
WITH......DON'T "THEY" SAY ALCOHOL MAGNIFIES YOUR NATURAL TENDENCIES?!
WHAMMIE 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on September 5, 2004 at 2:00 PM
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and I am sure you are well er...........yeah erm bigger than what you er er
erm yeah
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:59 PM
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chris2303 ........ok but me did not say put it up there
me was thinking of letting it vibrate on ya perineum but hey its up to you its your er erm.....warmer......lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:58 PM
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Yeah but they don't fit "up there", and even if they did, it should
only be treated as an exit hole. Hee.
Warmers? Man, that would be one small pair of knitting needles.
posted by
chris2303
on September 5, 2004 at 1:53 PM
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word.smith
uh huh defiently
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:50 PM
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Thanks for the advice Symphony...
Alcohol & Sex...A heady combination.
posted by
word.smith
on September 5, 2004 at 1:47 PM
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ROFL..........chris2303
but you get warmers?..............we don't have anything to keep us warm,...........and you can use vibrators if you want too..........
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:42 PM
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Well it ain't fair. Men are bigger wankers tham women and we hardly
get any kind of vibrating instruments, other than the friggin' hoover.
Excuse me, my carpets are filthy......oh my.....yes
posted by
chris2303
on September 5, 2004 at 1:40 PM
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chris2303
lol.......chris we sure do..........
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:37 PM
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Girls get all the good toys. ;)
posted by
chris2303
on September 5, 2004 at 1:29 PM
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chris2303
that is a great idea........but my vibrator is a lot better............I wont go in to detail but it is.........lol
but I like the idea of eating the cucumber...I feel a bit peckish........
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:26 PM
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SYMPHONY
Look, give me your address and I'll mail you a real nice cucumber. A fresh one. You can slice it up and put it in your drinks after you've finished with it if you like.
posted by
chris2303
on September 5, 2004 at 1:19 PM
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Hollee
it seems to make me want to come alive..........
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:16 PM
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Tyto-Alba
I can assure you I could teach you a thing or two.........have you read my blog "do men want"........lol
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 1:16 PM
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Symph - alcohol just makes me want to sleep
posted by
Hollee
on September 5, 2004 at 12:44 PM
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Symphony, sweetheart....
With many years of practice I have found that my masturbation techniques now often surpass , or at least come close to the pleasures of the man variety! Untill you find a man who is worthy of you- need any tips??????
posted by
Tyto-Alba
on September 5, 2004 at 12:37 PM
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hticklebug
no that cant be..................I don't want you to go...I love your poetry and I will sure read you there..........but I will really miss you..........you are a great friend..........it is such a shame I am sorry to see you go...cant you come back now and then..just to post how your doing and so on.............I really have connected with you and I want to wish you all the best for the future, good luck with everything you do, please look after yourself and take care and please please please please stay in touch...............I will read you at your poem site...........all the best..........love symphony
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 11:50 AM
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tbgroucho ..........lol
thats great..............hehehe....that really made me laugh..........and yeah loved to share a jack daniels with ya
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 11:45 AM
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Sex and booze
There is nothing better than making love after a glass or two or three bottles of wine some more beer then a few shots of whiskey and then you have a shower together
or a nice hot bath followed by more wine or whiskey (single malt) then you get down to unprohibited sex !
PS Symp sorry to say I'm leaving blogit it's been fun and made a few friends but mostly you were the only one who read my poems so I'm now on Poemhunter.com and there I prob stay if you want to find me just type in my name Mark Smith .
I will post my last poem soon bye and good luck
posted by
hticklebug
on September 5, 2004 at 11:45 AM
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there's the famous porter speech from
MacBeth. Drink is the promoter of three things, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. lechery it provokes and un-provokes! It provokes the desire, but unprovokes the performance. then there's something about "standing to" and "not to stand to" (as in erection-causing and erection-failing!).
well, this is the guy's view, anyway. Wanna share a Jack Daniel's sometime?tg
posted by
tbgroucho
on September 5, 2004 at 11:44 AM
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man-boy
thank you very much for sharing, I think sex is more to do with love when you are happily married and for those who just enjoy the sex is really into fun.......thats why I was a bit confused......I only have had sex for love so to speak, never for fun, but I can see how alcohol can take some effect on you and change your beliefs to regret the next day........thank you so much for reading and commenting and sharing, you know me...always write what I feel.....take care and look after yourself and I hope you and sue are feeling ok?.......lots of love to you both
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 10:45 AM
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Sex? What's that?
We enjoy it but unfortunately for me pot made sex so spectacular! I felt like the top of my head was going to blow open every orgasm! But I can't have that any more. Weep, whine... nah it's just sex and I have learned how to feel the orgasm inherent in the general love feelings I get throughout the day. I was pleasure driven for a long time and sex was a big part of that. But we learn that even being married doesn't mean we are going to get sex whenever we desire it. Only when we are both ready. Your posts are so honest Symphony, I'm glad you seem to be doing better. Hang in there!!!!
posted by
man-boy
on September 5, 2004 at 10:37 AM
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You-look-fabulous
thanks for sharing..........
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 10:30 AM
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Some medicines mixed with alchohol can cause a reaction.
posted by
TARZANA
on September 5, 2004 at 10:23 AM
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hugz_n_kisses
once you written it I be reading it...........thanks for sharing.........take care and enjoy the rest of your day
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 10:17 AM
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i claim blogging is betterhan sex, its been since december for and ifind blogging more plesing (i intended too write about it, i will soon) :D xoxoxoxoxox
posted by
hugz_n_kisses
on September 5, 2004 at 10:14 AM
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You-look-fabulous
so I guess its each to our own indiviualist.............so don't any drink do that to you? all drinks do something different to me........thanks for sharing, reading and commenting....have a nice day and take care...
posted by
_Symphony_
on September 5, 2004 at 9:50 AM
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I'm not that way.
Alcohol only makes me sleepy and lethargic. I have a glass of wine if I need to relax, but only later in the evening, or I'm useless.
posted by
TARZANA
on September 5, 2004 at 9:46 AM
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