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Ha ha!
I have a story for Saint Peter too...
I tried to become a film director, but the people wanted sex and violence. Then God called me and told me that I am a sinner. Then a Christian man married me and threw me out pregnant. Then I became a burden to others until I had mercy on the dying African orphans. I got married to a very nice man after that, and I don't want to go to heaven for a very long time because I'm happy here.
Besides, what have you ever done for me?
posted by
TARZANA
on September 4, 2004 at 10:43 AM
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