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Now appearing in a fear lace negligee
Katray thank you for the delightful sobriquet.
Raven Darke
posted by
RavenDarke
on September 2, 2004 at 9:11 PM
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Ay, the truth at last..
from our golden versed mistress of the fear laced night....par excellence!
posted by
Katray2
on September 2, 2004 at 7:22 PM
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The Martians are Coming!
It's all really a conspiracy by the NRO to test out their latest mind-control satellites. As you watch Jenna and Barb dismiss their multiple DUIs as just "girls being (drunken) girls," a hidden carrier wave beamed directly into your hypothalamus makes you want to consume massive quantities of soft drinks, buy overpriced sport shoes and chant "Four More More Years" like a lemming going over a political cliff every time someone says the trigger phrase: "George W. Bush." As for Saddam, he's not really in prison. He and Donald Trump are sipping rum and cokes with supermodels at this week's trendy nightspot in New York City, laughing at each night's RNC events in the comfort of their honeymoon suite in the Plaza.
By the way, those Martians aren't really from Mars. They're Martian imitators from UV Ceti XIV, here on Spring Break.
Tonight's test will not be how many times Dubya says "9/11" but how many times he says "God" or "God Bless America." Hope can't defeat terrorism, but waving a little American flag from your car antenna can! For this an more lies, send $9.99 to: I.M. Gullible, 123 Main Street, Anytown, USA.
posted by
WhiteWolf359
on September 2, 2004 at 2:54 PM
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