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I was suggesting...
that instead of using a feminine hygiene product, you could instead use a household rag, and simply stuff it up inside of you during that special time. Then, I said it worked for Lizzy Borden, because she was 20th turn of the century O.J. Simpson. She had a bunch of bloody rags in the basement, which she claimed were from her feminine biological needs.
Of course, upstairs her Mom and Dad were in bloody heaps...
posted by
qwertyui
on July 14, 2004 at 6:38 AM
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qwertyui, thanks for the comment, but HUH??
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 13, 2004 at 9:33 PM
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I suppose
you could always take a t-shirt and turn it into a rag and stuff it up in there. Hell, it worked for Lizzy Borden.
posted by
qwertyui
on July 13, 2004 at 7:42 AM
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:::: Nodding with furtive agreement ::::::
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 12, 2004 at 9:37 PM
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buxomW,
See? That's all I'm sayin!! We can't be the only females in the frickin world to feel that way! Ick. I hate it.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 9:35 PM
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PS: Yep, I hate the whole nappy (diaper) feeling, too.
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 12, 2004 at 8:43 PM
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ROFL, sorry about the 'ewwwwwwy' bits, hehehehehe ...
um, exactly!! I don't understand how I'm feeling them either - they're inserted correctly, but then I'm still aware that they are there. I hate it, most uncomfy. The Rogue thinks all the squeezing he receives has given me a super-strong ... oh, never mind
.
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 12, 2004 at 8:40 PM
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thebuxomwench, what the hell?
Clausterphobic clacker? Eeeewww! What's
that about?
You're too damn funny. But how are ya feeling the tampon? I don't feel them once they're in and forgotten about. Pads make me feel like I'm wearing diapers. (Which I may be wearing at the time, but ...er, um, never mind.) hehe
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 8:37 PM
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I'm tellin ya, Chris, it's scary.
And WRONG! Very very wrong! (At least for most of the population of normal women!) Hell, I haven't had any kids and I'm a whopping 5 feet tall and 100lbs, and I can't understand how this marketing technique sells this stupid product. Ah, who knows. Who really cares anyway? Thanx 4 readin me luv.
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 8:34 PM
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PS: I actually can't stand tampons anymore. I used to be utterly reliant on
them to prevent flooding from here to Timbuctoo, but now (since a form of the pill lightened the blood flow somewhat during the day) they just feel uncomfortable and oppressive. The Well-Endowed Rogue is always welcome, but tampons drive me to distraction - I think I must have a claustrophobic clacker!!
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 12, 2004 at 8:33 PM
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And while they're at it, they can think up a prototype for a new night pad
that actually works and stops you from having to get up every couple of hours etc etc.
posted by
Moohahaha
on July 12, 2004 at 8:31 PM
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RachelAnna,
Wow! After having 3 children, you must be pretty happy about your size! Good for you! I haven't had any children yet, so, hmmm, what's that sayin about me? Yikes. Now I'm frightened!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 8:27 PM
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WileyC,
Well, even though you have no comment (completely understandable!!) thanx 4 stopping by anyway!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 8:23 PM
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Thanks SYMPHONY,
Glad I'm not the only one who finds such a minor frustration of life so F-ING FRUSTRATING!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 8:22 PM
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lackadaisial, I know!
Why don't they just make a "multi-pack" for those under the age of like, 13 or 14? Makes perfect sense to me!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 12, 2004 at 8:21 PM
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spitfire
10 year old virgins, eh? Who'd have thunk it?
posted by
chris2303
on July 12, 2004 at 11:40 AM
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Hey now...
those small ones are the only ones that actually work on me and don't make me feel like an overstuffed...well, I dunno what. I guess we all have our preferences!! Maybe I'm the size of a ten year old?! Hmmm...
posted by
RachelAnna
on July 12, 2004 at 8:28 AM
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Spitfire
No comment love, just here to say hi and have a happy Monday hear?
posted by
WileyJohn
on July 12, 2004 at 8:13 AM
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I agree too
the boxes of the difference varity is stupid........good post..........take care
posted by
_Symphony_
on July 12, 2004 at 5:03 AM
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I agree
I think I am of average size, and those fucking small tampons piss me off.
posted by
lackadaisial
on July 12, 2004 at 3:46 AM
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I agree
I think I am of average size, and those fucking small tampons piss me off.
posted by
lackadaisial
on July 12, 2004 at 3:46 AM
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Oh, My, WHAMENATOR!
Sorry to hear all that!
posted by
SpitFire70
on July 11, 2004 at 11:51 PM
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I believe I am a born-again Virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I peaked as a Wild Woman in the late 80's. But I mostly say "NO!!!" anymore, and I feel like a born-again Virgin. Anymore, I look forward to getting my period, anymore, just so I can feel the sensation of sticking something up ther for a few days...............I have been having sex in my shower with my non-battery operated dildo, for the past week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luv,
Whammie
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on July 11, 2004 at 11:38 PM
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