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Circle jerk....you kinky kitten!
posted by
mark2556
on July 3, 2004 at 8:09 AM
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Very Dumb Idea...
...hanging Michael Moore would cause the rope to break since there isn't a rope strong enough to do the job without decapitating him. Frying Moore would be like frying a large piece of bacon with extra fat. Too much humidity in the air and the splatter would be too dangerous for the chefs performing the feat.
Why not just wash out Dick Cheney's mouth with soap, stuff an apple in it, and slow cook him over the fires of Hell he's been feverishly stoking for the past several years? We could marinate him with all that booze that Dubya claims to NOT be drinking, and Laura Bush could bake cookies and pies in pure Stepford fashion? All of this in front of the families of the 858 soldiers killed, and the many thousands more gravely injured, in an illegal war started by lying to Congress and the American people. What a great way to kick-off a JUly the 4th celebration.
While we're at it, we could do all this and hang YOU for conspiracy to commit treason with all your other Banana-Republican friends. You won't be hard to find since the lot of you spend most of your holidays together in a circle jerk getting hot listening to Rush Limbaugh extoll the virtues of drug abuse and the taste of Bill O'Reilly's feces.
posted by
Volaar
on July 3, 2004 at 8:04 AM
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What happened? Hanging millionaire Michael Moore or John Kerry wasn't a good idea? Dang....well, just fry 'em, I guess.
posted by
mark2556
on July 2, 2004 at 8:35 PM
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