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But the beauty in your beliefs is that you don't try to sell them, like they do.

posted by michellerenee143 on June 26, 2004 at 12:14 AM | link to this | reply

I agree with you in many ways
cheers VIVA

posted by VIVA_LA_KATZE on June 25, 2004 at 11:16 AM | link to this | reply

Kooka

Looks to me like you are being accosted from all angles.

posted by telemachus on June 25, 2004 at 7:14 AM | link to this | reply

Hey, you can bring the beer and porno over to my place anytime.

posted by roofpig on June 25, 2004 at 6:55 AM | link to this | reply

some people like to force god on people.........but god comes to your heart
with out much hassles, because god wants you.....

posted by Star5_ on June 25, 2004 at 6:47 AM | link to this | reply

I was going to say, If she had been a Mormon -- but they've got male teenage elders doing that so she wasn't one.

posted by Xeno-x on June 25, 2004 at 6:43 AM | link to this | reply

two (maybe more) things
first, you should have asked her for literature -- if she had been a Jehovah's Witness, then you could have quoted from their works to show that they believe in Christ.

second, you've got to watch telling these door-to-door types that you are an Atheist -- you might just get one that'll spend all day trying to convert you.

If you tell them you're an Episcopalian then they go away right away -- they feel it's no use.

nothing more

posted by Xeno-x on June 25, 2004 at 6:42 AM | link to this | reply

it's kindly of you, kooka to want to spread <em>your</em> word
but anyone can get beer at the corner and porn in their house.

I get people at my door all the time. My Jewish neighbor sends them over to get them off his doorstep. He likes to tell them we're ripe for conversion.

posted by AnCatubh on June 24, 2004 at 11:32 PM | link to this | reply

You sure did prove you're point though AngieK!!!!  How amusing.

posted by michellerenee143 on June 24, 2004 at 10:06 PM | link to this | reply

I don't believe this, but if you tell them you worship Satan- they run away real fast.

My mom did it once.

It was funny.

posted by BlushFussy on June 24, 2004 at 7:13 PM | link to this | reply

I told this one older lady
that I thought Christianity was chauvinistic, and her husband banned her from talking to me and yelled at me. I didn't expect that out of a Jehovah's Witness, but it was funny. I don't act like that any more, at the time I was young and angry at men. Just the remembering the red in his face, it was funny.

posted by Flumpystalls3000 on June 24, 2004 at 7:05 PM | link to this | reply