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Maybe instead of money, you win a free pass to heaven
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on May 27, 2004 at 7:46 PM
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Patrolsergeant!
Another great idea! We'd probably have a ball discussing this topic in front of a church board of directors!
posted by
archiew
on May 27, 2004 at 1:47 PM
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How about collection plates
like slot machines where you have a chance of winning money back?
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on May 27, 2004 at 11:46 AM
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Well, what of David tossing rocks from his sling at you?
Or Sampson crushing you with his big, muscular arms? Or, Noah telling you to not even think of getting a seat on the next ark? Or, having to listen to Paul preach at you until you give!
posted by
archiew
on May 27, 2004 at 7:49 AM
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especially Moses
he could threaten you with plagues, break tablets of stone over your head
even scare you withthe threat, "I'll part you like the Red Sea!", holding his staff up like the Sword of Damocles -- ooops, mixing of metaphors.
posted by
Xeno-x
on May 27, 2004 at 7:33 AM
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