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Hey, at least Reno's got a good arm. Saw her throw out the first pitch at the Women's Baseball World Series in St. Pete in 2002.
posted by
Robert_Edwin
on May 30, 2004 at 10:45 PM
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You stuffed it down Chris's shorts...don't you remember? Behind the bowling ally, some really old men, a bottle of gin? God, you were drunk!
posted by
mark2556
on April 17, 2004 at 8:51 AM
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Mark
OK, even though you still owe me $10 from the night in the phone booth, I still think you're a funny guy.
Where's my $10?
posted by
Mother2303
on April 17, 2004 at 8:42 AM
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Glad to hear from you. You made me think and now I'm looking for my "Needs Emergency Orgasm" medical bracelet!
posted by
FoxyBlue
on April 17, 2004 at 6:52 AM
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Hey Mark, where ya been??
posted by
FoxyBlue
on April 15, 2004 at 6:45 PM
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MASTERMARK
If only you could have given poor Janet some of that special meat of yours.
Who knows? SHe may have blown AL-Queda out of the water...hehehe
posted by
cheap-women
on April 15, 2004 at 11:31 AM
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I always thought Will Farrell's Janet Reno on SNL was a hoot.
posted by
msaries
on April 15, 2004 at 6:21 AM
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Great Post....I always thought Janet Reno was a weirdo!
posted by
FoxyBlue
on April 15, 2004 at 6:19 AM
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Heck, my 4-1/2 year-old dog could do a better job. Fortunately, he's got too much self-respect to work in a government job.
Thanks!!
posted by
mark2556
on April 14, 2004 at 8:39 PM
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Mark, I'm begining to think my 14 year old daughter could
do a beter job in government! What a bunch of jerks. Loved the humor sprinkled throughout the post!
posted by
write4u
on April 14, 2004 at 8:37 PM
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Yeah...that really wasn't very fair to all the he-she's out there....
posted by
mark2556
on April 13, 2004 at 1:16 PM
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hey guy, a little harsh on the gender bending Janet aren't you? s.
posted by
scriber
on April 13, 2004 at 1:07 PM
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True...but they were all terrified of her ~
...federal agents get all squeamish when it comes to gendder-bender bosses.
posted by
mark2556
on April 13, 2004 at 12:12 PM
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Well, it isn't like Janet had to deal with every single threat all by herself, is it? She had entire agencies at her disposal and all the best technology. That's what bugs me. What the hell are all those feds and spooks for anyway????
posted by
Passionflower
on April 13, 2004 at 12:04 PM
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