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Yellow Dwarf Solar Flares

Yeah--shooting Paris into the sun would probalby cause a huge solar flare. Her atoms would probably upset the delicate process of hydrogen burning and give the sun the equivalent of an upset stomach!

posted by WhiteWolf359 on April 2, 2004 at 2:21 PM | link to this | reply

Night of the Iguana

However, and its odd that I am in Martha's corner here, decisions and indictments have to follow a small squirrel called the rule of law. The jury is supposed to the law when making decisions. It is not for the individual jurist to access the motivations of the accussed in any way save where they have a bearing on the matter at hand.

Raven Darke

PS:

Wolfie, shooting things into the sun is never a good practice espcially something as shallow as paris.

posted by RavenDarke on April 1, 2004 at 10:08 PM | link to this | reply

Personal feelings should not be a consideration. Martha Stewart is indicted

because in December 2001 she sold her shares of ImClone stock the day before the company announced its cancer drug, Erbitux, was not approved by the Food and Drug Administration. Martha's indictment originated in speculation that Sam Waksal, Imclone's chief executive officer, gave her "inside information" that the FDA had turned down the company's application.

The investigation established that neither Martha nor her broker had any inside information. Martha's broker noticed that Mr. Waksal was selling his shares and that the price was declining. He relayed the information to Martha.

posted by TARZANA on April 1, 2004 at 7:55 PM | link to this | reply

Martha, Martha, Martha!

I, personally, am sick to death of even hearing the name Martha Stewart. She is a self-centered, manipulative spoiled yuppie brat who does not deserve to be turned into some sort of "Better Homes and Gardens" version of the goddess Athena just because she can tell you how to fold napkins into swans and how to use pine cones to make a decorative centerpiece. She is just another greedy person who let her lust for money overcome her common sense and decency, and I think she should be sentenced to the federal penitentiary just like any other white collar criminal, no breaks for good cooking recipes! The most telling story I've heard about our dear Ms. Stewart is that as a child, a good friend of hers wanted to bake a birthday cake for a mutual friend of theirs. Martha gave her a recipe, knowing that one of the ingredients was wrong and would result in disaster. When the girl came to her crying that the cake she'd baked using Martha's recipe tasted awful, Martha chimed in that she had a cake already prepared and proceeded to let everyone at the party know who baked it. This kind of self-promotion that steps on another person's dignity is just the sort of despicable act I can see Martha commiting. Even as kid, she was rotten to the core! Society would be infinitely benefitted if she and Paris Hilton were put into a cannon and shot into the sun!

WhiteWolf359

posted by WhiteWolf359 on April 1, 2004 at 7:33 PM | link to this | reply