Tales from South of Hell

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Friday, April 4, 2008

A tribute to my mother

Growing up, there were few instances where I felt I understood my mother. I was an inquisitive child, forever asking questions and forever finding my own answers. I was not an easy child for my mother to raise. She was quiet, retrospective, and aloof. You never knew just what she thought about... Sign in to see full entry.

Creeping Crud Mystery Solved!

After nearly six weeks of continually catching one form of creeping crud or another, the mystery of WHY has been solved! Damn kids. Girl Child: * sniffle, sniffle… ACHOOOOOO!!!! * Parts Girl: Baby girl, are you getting ANOTHER cold? Girl Child: * insert nasally whine here * I think so... It's been... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Balancing a temturpedic and vile children.

It seems my world has deteriorated significantly. After yet another day of battling the creeping crud, I was cuddled in bed with my ever adoring husband. Hubby: You know what Humpity Bird? Me: * insert nasal whine here * What my pookie love? Hubby: I’m so glad I have you in my life! Me: * amazed at... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

The state of education today... *bangs head*

I have decided that my girl child from another mother is no longer allowed to attend public school. This rotten child came home today only to share all the interesting things she learned at said public school. T*: *plonks herself in the chair in front of my desk* Hey! Do you use chapstick, lipgloss,... Sign in to see full entry.

Kumbaya my ass

This was an interesting article I read this morning. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23905909/?GT1=43001 Now I have more than a few issues with this. How is it possible that a group of children this young are able to plan something like this? How are their brains wired that they would think of it and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

After leaving the Mother ship (the mall), the next part of the plan was to stop at the grocery store to pick up 30 friggin' bottles of Vitamin water and a cpl cases of coke. The ride to said food store was relatively uneventful and we made it in one piece. The Girl children wanted to stay in the car... Sign in to see full entry.

I've decided it may be better

To practice raising OTHER peoples teenagers before attempting to raise your own. Luckily I'm able to practice on some friends children! Part one of this weeks trilogy... Monday Night: I took the two girl children to Outback (at their request) for dinner. Here is the point where I should warn you... Sign in to see full entry.

My girl child and the state of things.

Things seem to be improving somewhat. I sent Fucktard an e-mail the other night to set up something where him and I can talk about setting up an appointment for family counseling with Girl child's new therapist. Shock of all shocks, he still hasn't responded. Fucker. I knew he was only being on his... Sign in to see full entry.

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