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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Beauty of a Woman

~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~ The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial... Sign in to see full entry.

I Know...

I Know... ** I know He is the beginning, so why do I worry about the end? ** I know He is the creator, so why do I wonder who will destroy? ** I know He has forgiven me, so why can't I forgive myself? ** I know He is a healer, so why do I speak of sickness? ** I know He can do all things, so why do... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

PARENT - Job Description

If it had been presented this way, How many would have done it????!!! Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Promise

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so....... Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, TAKE IT! If it changes your life, LET IT! Nobody said it would be easy... They just promised it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Tips for ladies in year 2008

Tips for ladies in year 2008 1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila 4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls! 5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 28, 2007

This is real talk! My Christmas Mirical!

This is for those who don't believe God is real. I am here to tell you HE IS! My mother had a stroke December 12, 2007. It took all her strength, her energy, her speech and almost her life. She just turned 50 years old this year and has already been through 2 heart attacks. Her heart is very weak.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Same Bitches

Fucking with your mind and heart from the start. Always the same, your the one to blame. You moved to fast to forget the past and ended up getting hurt, because you were the big flirt. You would think after one time you would take your time, but instead you were the eager Bitch who got pitched. Sure... Sign in to see full entry.

I Will See You-poetry

A sickly child that has nothing to live for Well done job, Fever. Sad to think that one night of pleasure would lead him this far, now he will die, Thank you AIDS. Stupid old man wasting his life on the things of this world, now he realizes, but its too late. Thank you Old Age. Now my bestfriend!... Sign in to see full entry.

Who and What I Am

I am who I am And who I am is What I am. You may call me this You may call me that, But I said it once And I'll say it again I am who I am And who I am is What I am. I can look at you And snare up my nose, Then turn my back Just like that. Because thats who I am And who I am is what I am and can be.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 10, 2007

For those who like a little humor!

For those who like a little humor! 10 Things That Can F@@@-Up a Work day! 1) Numro uno, You come to work and everybody but their momma is up in your business! What the fuck man. You just want to tell them to F@@@ Off or GET A LIFE B@@@@! 2) Boiling Point: You go and sit in the lunch room to eat... Sign in to see full entry.

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