Knowitall Knows --Everything!!!.

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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What's That Smell?

When you have two sixty-year-olds ( youngs) and a ten year old dog living in a Canadian house in winter, you will certainly notice some transient odd odors around the place. The other day, I was in a bit of a stew, knowing that a customer of my husband's was going to pop in. We had no air freshener,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 9, 2009

How to make things Happen.

Sometimes, things don't happen the way you want, and you get all bent out of shape trying to get things going. Here are 3 easy tips to cause some everyday annoyingly slowed- down events to HAPPEN! 1. If your phone isn't ringing, wait until you feel an urge to visit the bathroom for a ---an extended... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Housekeeping Tip-- Ban Bedmaking.

NEVER make your bed! Even though we were all taught to make our beds when we leap out of them, it turns out that this is a very unhealthy thing to do. All the sweat that you produced during the night is trapped within the sheets. Fling them back to allow evaporation. Dead skin cells sloughed off... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Three Things for The Woman to know.

1. If your dog vomits up slivers of bone, when you clean it up, don't put them in an open topped garbage can. 2. If your grandchild loses a bottle of milk in your car-- find it! 3.If there's a patch of killer ice in front of the mailbox on your house, and each day you fear for your life when trying... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mother's loving words to her child--

What are you doing? And stop it! Put that down, you're going to drop it! Fix your clothes, wash your face And pick up the pace If you don't fix that hair-- I'll crop it! No, you're not wearing that, Get your hands off, you're hurting the cat! Put that back, get off there, No you can't, don't you... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Sometimes Systems Fail.

On New Year's Eve an 18 year old boy wandered away from a house party on our street. He had his cell phone with him, and called 911 numerous times. He had wandered off the road into the bush--into the frozen snow--into the dark, dark night. Twice the police were alerted-- twice they set out, but... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Know-it All Knows--- How to Bash Icicles Off Gutters Safely

1. Get a very long implement. 2.Stand well back. 3.Check for stray life-forms lurking under that deadly shard.( Three years ago I narrowly missed the neighbor's cat.) 4.Ensure that your Christmas lights are not embedded in the icicle.(Two years ago I ripped 'em all down.) 5. Ensure that the gutter... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Know-it-all knows how to-- Be a welcome, visiting Gran

1. Arrive around suppertime. 2 Buy supper. 3. Shoo your child and spouse out for an evening on their own. 4. Unpack all the junk food, toys and books you brought for your grand-child. 5. Run riot through the house, doing all the stuff you were too busy and serious to do with your own kids. 6. When... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Knowitall Knows How To----Discourage Visitors from demanding snacks.

I feed'em some of my home baking! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Knowitall Knows-- How to Drive Without Left Hand Turns.

I drive as much as anyone, and much more than necessary. You see, I don’t make left hand turns. Someone T-boned my car when I was making my last recorded left hand turn in 1981. I now realize that I should have completed that turn, and that I should have left turned myself all the way home. But I... Sign in to see full entry.

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