Iris's Poems

The names Little Willy, I'm smaller than most I certainly have nothing about which to boast If I get excited I sometimes grow bigger Like if I see a lady with a lovely figure But mostly I'm just Little Willy you won't see me around Unless I tie on weights and hang them down to the ground Sign in to see full entry.

Stepping and jogging and swimming each day Got to keep the fat at bay Lifting weights and doing press ups Strain your tummy doing sit ups Pulling on the rowing machine Straighten those legs and keep them lean All that lycra and rippling muscle Not eating chocolate is a tussle Stretch up high then... Sign in to see full entry.

Addicted to watching the telly And to filling my belly Addicted to having a fag And to buying nice bags Addicted to spending my cash And to everything flash Addicted to glasses of wine And to having a good time Addicted to greasy fat chips And juicy dips Addicted to washing my hair And dossing in... Sign in to see full entry.

After being married for so many years I never thought he would reduce me to tears While I had my suspicions he was two timing me I needed proof before confronting him you see So I took my time deciding what to do And checked his phone bill for numbers that were new One kept coming up time after time... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh Mr Gigolo you want ladies in your bed Beautiful ladies to give you street cred Strutting down the street with your spiky gelled hair Think you’re God’s gift to every maiden fair With your empty head and smooth shaven chest Muscles rippling from your sleeveless vest Bright shiny shoes and skin... Sign in to see full entry.