Saturday, February 16, 2008

Drinking Thoughts

I have a little notebook I keep when I am drinking so I know what dumb ideas my buddies have. My Buddy said he was going to kick me "square" in the nuts...is that technically possible? Wouldn't it be at an angle or an arc? I was watching a movie called "Townies" once...if you ever get the chance to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

.CH1 PT3

“What do you want from me?” “You are James Sherwin correct?” “Yeah…so what do you want?” “I’m here to protect you.” “From who…are you a Ninja?” “The Red Mongoose Clan…and yes I am Ninja” “What the fuck is the Red Mongoose Clan? And what do they want with me?” “They are after your father’s Island, it... Sign in to see full entry.

Dumb Interview

Today I am going to interview a man who claims to be immortal. He says his name is Julio Roy McDoogal and he’s been around for 230 years. TMG: Mr McDoogal how are you today? JRM: The same as I’ve been for 230 years…perfectly swell. TMG: Tell us a little bit about yourself Julio. JRM: Well I was born... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

My Drunken Saga: Ch1 Pt2

So I started out in this shit hole called Porky’s, I only chose this particular strip club b/c of the movie. First off don’t judge a strip club by it’s name, and don’t hope for one to be good b/c a movie says so. I paid 10 bucks to get in and waited at least 10 minutes for a girl to get on stage.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 13, 2007

My Drunken Saga

Chapter 1 - Part 1 First off let me tell you a little bit about myself: I am 5’10” and 180lbs and in decent but not great shape. I have a shaved head and my hair is blonde. No I don’t fit the white guy stereotype my eyes are brown not blue. I can be an asshole and even more of a prick when I get to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Interview With a Sperm Whale

Today I am interviewing one of natures most interesting mammals the mighty Sperm Whale. He’s huge and grey and this long and hard to get interview will reveal some of the Sperm Whales most shocking secrets. TMG: Hello Sperm Whale how’s life been to ya? SW: Not bad, not bad at all…being huge had its... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Facts about Eric

Eric likes to date women with both body and facial hair. He once dated a girl with a mustache but when asked about it he said “no it was a goatee.” Eric was having sex one time and the girl said her stomach hurt. He was like damn I’m deep in this chick, she said “no I B/S.” He was upset and thought... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Here is the Story

The Devil’s Soul: One day after David Huffman was killing Frenchies with whip made of ass hair he ventured off towards the depths of hell. David ran about as merrily as one might after killing frenchies. He soon came across the evil souls of the Frenchies from before (there may have been a Canadian... Sign in to see full entry.

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